Tabletop Roleplaying Games (D&D, Pathfinder, CoC, ETC.)

So similar idea to using the Storm Golem in Mage Knight.
Yeah, but it required infantry for the antipersonnel. The mech was a big dumb target while the infantry would just spam fire at the the big high armor mechs surrounded by weenie infantry units. They'd almost always miss, but the way AP worked was even if the shot missed, if you rolled enough to hit the units touching its base, they'd all eat the AP damage anyway while the Mad Cat spammed lasers to overheat the enemy mech.
 
it just my experience from lurking BGG for a long ass time (although haven't really been on there the last 1-2 years), and BGG is full of consoomers chasing the newest hottest shit crawling up their own ass constantly (never ever try to talk shit about kickstarter exclusives if you don't want to see some prime spergouts), and that was long before the woketard menace took hold.

for all the woke shit boardgames are still better set up than most other industries, sure you're much more dependent on official sources due to production capability (although kickstarter helped with that tremendously), but at the end of the day quality is still king. you can have the prettiest, wokest game but if the mechanics are shit people will just ignore it, and quality is the antithesis to wokeshit. worst case you can just ignore stupid shit (like removing the "slave" card in five tribes) for the sake of mechanics or go back to old games which won't be replaced anytime soon anyway.
this also means most woketards aren't able to handle the heavier games so they're mostly stuck in casual shit that gets new games all the time.
BoardGameGeek is cucking to the extreme lately because Octavian is obsessed with pushing his progressive politics at all costs. You'll notice that's it's A-OK to start the fortieth thread accusing the hobby of being racist and sexist and attacking designers because they didn't make a Burger King Kid's Klub cast of characters to play as but the second anyone disagrees they're moderated into oblivion or allowed to be dogged up on. Fuck, someone linked me a thread they saw of some retard trying to virtue signal about China Flu and how much they're scared of and hate people who don't want to get their dose of gene therapy.

If the tables were reversed we all know how it'd go and it's painful how transparent the politics are.

Overall, the site is great and when you find the heavy, niche stuff you're usually safe because like you said, fags want light, mini-heavy, flavour of the month Kickstarter crap and don't know what the fuck shit like CC, ASL, or 18XX is (and would die if they had to play them) but it's getting worse and worse and I'm worried the fairly high barrier of entry is eroding and the parasites are moving on from comics and video games to tabletop.
 
BoardGameGeek is cucking to the extreme lately because Octavian is obsessed with pushing his progressive politics at all costs. You'll notice that's it's A-OK to start the fortieth thread accusing the hobby of being racist and sexist and attacking designers because they didn't make a Burger King Kid's Klub cast of characters to play as but the second anyone disagrees they're moderated into oblivion or allowed to be dogged up on. Fuck, someone linked me a thread they saw of some retard trying to virtue signal about China Flu and how much they're scared of and hate people who don't want to get their dose of gene therapy.

If the tables were reversed we all know how it'd go and it's painful how transparent the politics are.

Overall, the site is great and when you find the heavy, niche stuff you're usually safe because like you said, fags want light, mini-heavy, flavour of the month Kickstarter crap and don't know what the fuck shit like CC, ASL, or 18XX is (and would die if they had to play them) but it's getting worse and worse and I'm worried the fairly high barrier of entry is eroding and the parasites are moving on from comics and video games to tabletop.
I think the hobby just needs a site where politics and off topic discussions are banned. If I go back to another forum to talk about games I only want to talk about games. That also goes with books and science. Keep your feelings out of it.
 
I think the hobby just needs a site where politics and off topic discussions are banned. If I go back to another forum to talk about games I only want to talk about games. That also goes with books and science. Keep your feelings out of it.
Don't let the place have a forum or comment function at all then. That's about as good a wall as you can build.

Overall, the site is great and when you find the heavy, niche stuff you're usually safe because like you said, fags want light, mini-heavy, flavour of the month Kickstarter crap and don't know what the fuck shit like CC, ASL, or 18XX is (and would die if they had to play them) but it's getting worse and worse and I'm worried the fairly high barrier of entry is eroding and the parasites are moving on from comics and video games to tabletop.
I've used the site for a long time and never once encountered any political sperging. Then again, as you said, I was using it for Space Crusade resources....
 
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Overall, the site is great and when you find the heavy, niche stuff you're usually safe because like you said, fags want light, mini-heavy, flavour of the month Kickstarter crap and don't know what the fuck shit like CC, ASL, or 18XX is (and would die if they had to play them) but it's getting worse and worse and I'm worried the fairly high barrier of entry is eroding and the parasites are moving on from comics and video games to tabletop.
boardgames became mainstream, which means hordes of dumb consoomers, it's simply inevitable.

another thing I noticed that it didn't really work for videogames, sure you got your pozzed AAA shit, but who plays that these games? with all the astroturfing and shilling it feels there's no real enthusiasm behind it. meanwhile you get boatloads of indies who do their own stuff quite well without virtue-signaling for brownie points (some do, but that's still the minority). for comics it's mostly limited to capeshit and movies are simple too expensive for most to get into.
board games being more insular like TTRPGs means it's more difficult to subvert, and even in the worst case you'll get your CAH and focus tested checking-off-features "AAA" crap (just compare FFG's output to a decade ago) while kickstarters give anyone who really only wants to make a good game the means to do. honestly I can't even remember the last time I bought a game from one of the big ones (or these days asmodee since they seem to own everything now).
 
boardgames became mainstream, which means hordes of dumb consoomers, it's simply inevitable.

another thing I noticed that it didn't really work for videogames, sure you got your pozzed AAA shit, but who plays that these games? with all the astroturfing and shilling it feels there's no real enthusiasm behind it. meanwhile you get boatloads of indies who do their own stuff quite well without virtue-signaling for brownie points (some do, but that's still the minority). for comics it's mostly limited to capeshit and movies are simple too expensive for most to get into.
board games being more insular like TTRPGs means it's more difficult to subvert, and even in the worst case you'll get your CAH and focus tested checking-off-features "AAA" crap (just compare FFG's output to a decade ago) while kickstarters give anyone who really only wants to make a good game the means to do. honestly I can't even remember the last time I bought a game from one of the big ones (or these days asmodee since they seem to own everything now).
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KDM isn't a boardgame, it's the coomer version of GW's business strategy.
(tbf the game's not half bad, although some parts drive me up the wall. still not worth the asking price tho).
 
KDM isn't a boardgame, it's the coomer version of GW's business strategy.
(tbf the game's not half bad, although some parts drive me up a wall. still not worth the asking price tho).
I agree wholeheartedly.
My friend is really into it though, so he has all the stuff.
I just bought a dice set because, y'know, you can never have too many dice.
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Mmm. Dice.
 
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Just snagged a copy of this. Anyone got any experience with it?
No experience, one of my GMs backed the Kickstarter and is of the opinion it does something fairly close to superpowers in WoD pretty well. It sounds interesting enough, I may keep my eyes out for a secondhand copy though because they're one of the businesses that is not getting my cash anymore.
 
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No experience, one of my GMs backed the Kickstarter and is of the opinion it does something fairly close to superpowers in WoD pretty well. It sounds interesting enough, I may keep my eyes out for a secondhand copy though because they're one of the businesses that is not getting my cash anymore.
Honestly, I've been kind of pumped for it, because it also does the one-off monster of the week concept better than Beast ever did.

How else can I play the Terminator in a crew with Killer Croc, Jimmy Neutron, and a fucking Zaku?
 
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Honestly, I've been kind of pumped for it, because it also does the one-off monster of the week concept better than Beast ever did.
From what my GM said also true, though what they mentioned there did also leave me certain they had taken some inspiration from the Kamen Rider shows where the powers were granted by experimentation. Nothing wrong with that but I suspect they don't admit it.
 
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I remember the creators taking shit from the usual suspects over "hyper-sexualising" the women in the game but it was half-hearted and as far as I know never went anywhere because they made an ungodly amount of money off this goddamn game and just ignored the bitching.

that thicc druid rogue whatever in the second link though is 10/10
 
I remember the creators taking shit from the usual suspects over "hyper-sexualising" the women in the game but it was half-hearted and as far as I know never went anywhere because they made an ungodly amount of money off this goddamn game and just ignored the bitching.

that thicc druid rogue whatever in the second link though is 10/10
Sucks that their minis tend to be either 32mm or 54mm so their humans don't scale too well with other miniatures, but at least that doesn't matter with their monsters. I still want a Wet Nurse mini for my games. It has that "it" factor for an eldrich horror game that partakes in the macabre of inhuman breeding that tends to be only done with deepone like creatures. This would offer something a bit new.
 
Players will always cling to variation. Everyone wants to play their own unique characters, that's always been true. In dnd you got classes, but that's mostly mechanics, gameplay, not rp. For rp what you got is the races (the backgrounds aren't significant enough). All of the uncommon races got something to them that has made them stick around. Tieflings got the funky color and horns, means they are cool as shit. Drow has a cool and unusual design as well and comes from one of the few 'other places' that is actually well defined and well known (the underdark. No one cares about their totalitarian city states). I don't understand the dragonborn but it's probably something akin to furries.

So if you want to change that you can't just tear away the options you have to replace them. If run an only human campaign you have to replace the races with something else that allows the players to define their character. Make up a bunch of noble houses GOT style and let the players choose between them then bullshit some reason why everyone is working together. Or make up a church, an army, and an administration and let folks choose from that. You'd need like five or so different picks I think, though seven or nine would be better.

But going human only won't work. Only using the classic races are better but... a lot of them are samey.

Also it's extra bad with dnd 5th ed, because char gen is like 'race, class, background(good for what they are, but still a minor addition), spells and some other minor stuff'. Cut down on the races you cut down on one of the few major choices player has.
 
/tg/ is a garbage fire. I checked out a thread on creating a 2010s-punk setting and got nothing but sperging over fucking racial politics. I just wanted tips to help create my magitech Matrix-style action game you assholes!

Also on the topic at hand, when did people start bitching about "freakshit"? Was it just people showing up with gay tieflings or whatever? Because I've played like actual Vampires and stuff in the past. The only issue is that 5e sort of creates an environment where most characters just kinda feel like samey statblocks. It's never Orloth the Tiefling Wizard, who has demons whispering in his ear, but "My level 15 luck divination build" and actual real variations in races are kind of discouraged outside of stuff like the Dragonborn breath weapons for the sake of balance or the sake of people on Twitter.
 
/tg/ is a garbage fire. I checked out a thread on creating a 2010s-punk setting and got nothing but sperging over fucking racial politics. I just wanted tips to help create my magitech Matrix-style action game you assholes!
You don't understand, it's all in the interest of KEEPING politics out of tabletop gaming you SJW cuckold!

Look, I get it that some people are pissed that some game designers or talking heads got on their virtue signaling high horse, but I don't wanna hear about it when I'm just asking for ideas for a one shot Call of Cthulhu game.
Also on the topic at hand, when did people start bitching about "freakshit"? Was it just people showing up with gay tieflings or whatever?
Who the fuck knows. Just makes me all the more glad to not ever be playing Dungeons and Dragons of ANY edition anymore if this is what the community has become.
 
Who the fuck knows. Just makes me all the more glad to not ever be playing Dungeons and Dragons of ANY edition anymore if this is what the community has become.
Yeah, I'm glad I have a good group, but I wish we'd finally get around to playing a non-DnD system. I'm kind of tired of everyone talking about their deep and amazing stories, but then immediately turn around and discuss things in fricken WoW-tier MMO terms. It's why I appreciate channels like Dungeon Craft and simpler systems despite the memes about Theater kids playing in those system. I recently read a system called Barbarians of Lemuria and I really fell in love with the system. Literally just roll 2d6 plus modifiers with a constant DC of 9. The only downsides are that there aren't any proper combat rules in the pdf and it's only built around humans, so nonhumans will have to be figured out with the DM.
 
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