Taco Bell - Make a run for the toilet

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The Mexican Pizzas rule, and the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Plus that weird mountain dew they sell. Way better than the regular mountain dew.
 
it's not so bad once your digestive tract has adjusted to it over a decade or so
only downside is i get the shits from eating actual healthy food because my body panics and doesn't know what to do with it
the nacho cheese and chips are an excellent snack
 
Lurkette said:
it's not so bad once your digestive tract has adjusted to it over a decade or so
only downside is i get the shits from eating actual healthy food because my body panics and doesn't know what to do with it
the nacho cheese and chips are an excellent snack
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I must be one of the luckier ones that neither affects me.
 
Snapped a pic of my Bell to show I wasn't kidding on the price I stated.
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Every Taco Bell I've been to has boxes full of hot sauce packets out by the soda fountain. What kind of stingy third-world Taco Bell are you going to?
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I like the hottest ones though; the red "Fire" packets. The ones in the store are all medium at best, or mild. Gotta ask specifically.

That, or the Jews have monopolized the business out here.
 
Laughs_Under_Lucricities said:
I like the hottest ones though; the red "Fire" packets. The ones in the store are all medium at best, or mild. Gotta ask specifically.

That, or the Jews have monopolized the business out here.
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It must be the Jews. I can go to my local Taco Bell right now and grab a handful of Fire packets out of a box.
 
I gotta try diablo, that sounds good.
They can do a cross promotion "I am overburdened with flavor!"

Also I tried their triangle nuggies. Very underwhelming. Reminded me of the crap nuggets at BK.
Not as good as that fried chicken taco. And I wasn't through the roof on that.

The chicken star or whatever was okay. Very similar to the McChicken.
 
The Taco Bell where we live gave me food poisoning twice. We thought it was a one-time occurrence but the second time nailed me and one of my family members.

We waited about a decade and things got better before we tried it again. That's when I began to perform a scientific experiment and play that game everybody loves to play, "Eat. That. Taco!"
I learned this game from the comic strip Foxtrot. The premise is very simple. You take a hard shell taco (if you want a soft shell, that's up to you, but we play hard core, no casuals allowed,) and announce how many packets of hot sauce you can put on it and eat. It's simple. One person says, "I can eat that taco with four squirts / packets of hot sauce." Someone else ups the ante until they get to a point where they can't counter the challenge and say, "Eat. That. TACO!" Then you have to eat the taco with that many packets of sauce.

Now I said the above to get to the scientific experiment. I found by research that you can put ten packets of hot sauce on a Taco Bell hard shell taco before the sauce seeps through and begins disintegrating the bottom of the taco.
My record: twelve. The taco was literally barely intact. The sauce pretty much destroyed the bottom of the taco. I probably wouldn't go past nine or ten again. To this date no friend or family has ever been able to beat my record.

So when you're with your friends and family, are near a bathroom for the eventual horrific dinner miscarriage, you can play the game of gastric warriors everywhere, EAT. THAT. TACO!
 
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