Taco Bell - Make a run for the toilet

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Taco Bell is now test marketing Kit-Kat quesadillas in Wisconsin.

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Had breakfast there yesterday morn.
The extreme deliciousity cravings were brought on after I didn't refill my adderal, normally I exist on vapors, Coke Zero and the occasional actual meal.
Much like my brother in arms from the "Fractured but Whole" game, it refilled my fartpower enough to not only gas three "Blue Apron" street salesman, but a heroin fuck sleeping it off, hand on cock, right in front of decent fucking people on State Street.
Do I like to cook? I like bakin' brownies motherfucker! Get a real job, asslick.


Considering I have walking pneumonia, I hope they all caught my illness. And die. Painfully.

But fuck yea that bacon crunchwrap hit the spot.
 
Any third-rate, hole-in-the-wall Mexican place will give you the same experience, if not better.
Do they offer Mountain Dew in even more horrifyingly unnatural colors and flavors than usual? Do they offer the long wait in the car followed by the thrill of panic as you try to figure out what you want?
 
The stacker things they offer are pretty good. It's a quesadilla folded a bit more than usual and filled with beef and nacho cheese. Plus they're a dollar, so no big deal if it rushes out your butthole an hour later.
 
The stacker things they offer are pretty good. It's a quesadilla folded a bit more than usual and filled with beef and nacho cheese. Plus they're a dollar, so no big deal if it rushes out your butthole an hour later.
yeah the beef ones are good, way better than the one with the chicken in it
 
The AM Crunchwraps have been my go-to fast food breakfast since the day Taco Bell opened up a breakfast menu.

It sucks that the Taco Bell in my town takes forever to do anything.
 
Got the Nacho Fries Bell Grande and a regular sized orange slushy thing and was pleased to see the total come out to $6.66.
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>tfw about halfway through eating you realize you probably got somebody else's order
on the other hand it's basically the same amount of random crap that I ordered, some of it was mostly what I ordered, and they also tossed in some of those curly fried cinnamon things
 
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