taking a break.... 12/31/18

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I was holding out the faintest hope for a New Year's weight loss resolution (those always make for an entertaining week or 2 before being abandoned), but alas, looks like she's not even going for the facade this year. 2019 is really going to be the year shit hits the fan for her.
 
alittlebifurious said:
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Goooorl don't you know? Hamber only likes her spaghetti à la Buddy the elf.
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Or grandmas recipe style.
 
89elbees said:
I was holding out the faintest hope for a New Year's weight loss resolution (those always make for an entertaining week or 2 before being abandoned), but alas, looks like she's not even going for the facade this year. 2019 is really going to be the year shit hits the fan for her.
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As always, I'm genuinely surprised she's made it this far. I think my personal wish is that someone in her life like Becky attempts to stage an intervention once she's really up the creek without a paddle, since she's not even bothering to help herself anymore- even with a shitty, unreliable resolution.

It would be hilarious if she had to spin "I broke up with becky because she wants me to not die" into something that didn't just look god awful from the outside.
 
89elbees said:
I was holding out the faintest hope for a New Year's weight loss resolution (those always make for an entertaining week or 2 before being abandoned), but alas, looks like she's not even going for the facade this year. 2019 is really going to be the year shit hits the fan for her.
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I was also thinking that it was going to be a click bait title and that the thing she was going to take a break from would be 'dieting' (which: biiiiitch) or something else. I genuinely underestimated her because I thought the one thing she could be relied upon for was her greed for youtube bucks. With vlogmas taking a dive and all the shopping she's done I think she'll be back the moment her next check rolls in and makes her panic.

Of course, that's assuming it's not before. She needs the attention even if she can't handle it. This will just be breathing (ha!) space to try and lose weight so people can;t say 'I told you so' at her new high when she goes through her 'new plan' cycle.
 
I have a feeling she may be going on YouNow during the Youtube “break” since she seems to see them as separate entities. But who knows because last time she said she was going to keep her stream up. Although if I were a new viewer I’d be rather shocked at the difference between live AL and edited AL. Bitch needs money tho sooooo she will be doing something.

Probably? :optimistic:
 
Basketball Jones said:
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To quote MST3K: close-ups really reveal the weakness of the whole premise...

Bitch lookin like a painted bulldog. Her face is sagging at her lips because her doggie-jowls have nowhere else to store the undocumented Weight Watchers points. And the longer I stare at her eyebrows, the more I realize how they look like she crayon’d them on her face over where she thinks eyebrows go.
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Actually since you mentioned MST3K it kinda feels like we do something similar when we sit and watch her videos, quite a comparison there :lit:
 
oh lord, the sweater dress? at 600 elbees hamber is going to look like the tube turkey she loves to eat in that

also, 'hacktually'
 
Chantal is taking a break.
Amber is taking a break.

They’re preparing a show together.

Kenny vs Spenny style

They rent a house.

Becky is the side kick that helps them out.

24 hour hermit challenge
Who can make Becky suicidal the most
Who can eat the most in 24 hours
Get dropped off in Texas and find back using only a scooter
Who can catfish the most guys to come to their house
Both get attached to a lie detector and get tazed every time they lie within 24 hours
Who can lose the most weight within 24 hours (This will be the cancelled episode)
The floor is lava challenge. They both have to stay in bed for 24 hours.

The punishments will be something like

Stand for 10 minutes
Go to McDonald’s and look at people eating without ordering something yourself
Be nice to Becky for 24 hours
Try not to be a piece of shit for 24 hours

I‘d pay money for each episode.
 
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DarkSydePundit said:
Chantal is taking a break.
Amber is taking a break.

They’re preparing a show together.

Kenny vs Spenny style

They rent a house.

Becky is the side kick that helps them out.

24 hour hermit challenge
Who can make Becky suicidal the most
Who can eat the most in 24 hours
Get dropped off in Texas and find back using only a scooter
Who can catfish the most guys to come to their house
Both get attached to a lie detector and get tased every time they lie within 24 hours
Who can lose the most weight within 24 hours (This will be the cancelled episode)
The floor is lava challenge. They both have to stay in bed for 24 hours.

The punishments will be something like

Stand for 10 minutes
Go to McDonald’s and look at people eating without ordering something yourself
Be nice to Becky for 24 hours
Try to be not a piece of shit for 24 hours

I‘d pay money for each episode.
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Can I buy some pot from you?
 
So she admitted to gaining what? 60 pounds, this year, five a month on average? More?

Chance Carmichael says he can't wait for you to join him this year Hamber! All you can eat buffet is the right start to a new year of gains, go for it.
 
Owlflaps said:
You can’t take a break from doing nothing if you did nothing in the first place.
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raritycunt said:
How the hell do you take a break from a break?

Anyway happy new year gorls
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isnt taking a break from taking a break actually doing something?

graben_life said:
As always, I'm genuinely surprised she's made it this far. I think my personal wish is that someone in her life like Becky attempts to stage an intervention once she's really up the creek without a paddle, since she's not even bothering to help herself anymore- even with a shitty, unreliable resolution.

It would be hilarious if she had to spin "I broke up with becky because she wants me to not die" into something that didn't just look god awful from the outside.
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I am kind of surprised that no one has taken it upon themselves to speak to Becky’s mom since she posted her FB craft page compelling her to save her daughter like they did Destiny’s mom.
 
Hmm, idk if i'll feel sorry for her if she ends up vlogging in the hospital. Though part of me feels like she deserves it for manipulating her partners and "trolling" her diet plans.
 
Wait a second.

How the fuck do you tell the world you want to have a schedule, complain that you want to upload MORE and THEN abandon everything by taking a break?!

This gorl
 
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DarkSydePundit said:
Wait a second.

How the fuck to you tell the world you want to have schedule, complain that you want to upload more and THEN abandon everything by taking a break?!

This gorl
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Three times a week is too much, she needs time to binge off camera.
 
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