TARGET HAUL VLOG!!!! - 7/11/2018

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Ok guys, I know I was shitting on her editing skills yesterday... but I take it all back! Did y'all see the "The Next Day" and "To Be Continued" text she put in there? Damn gorl!

But seriously, her weird abrupt endings to her videos make me chuckle. I always think that my Internet has conked out suddenly because they just suddenly stop like they are buffering :lol:
 
Ok the question is "Things that are frequently forgotten when packing for vacation"

Survey says...plastic forks?

No, sorry, nobody said plastic forks, you fucking hillbilly food addict.
 
What if Amber will never change and in couple of years she will be dead? What if in a year or two she'll start balding like Chantal because of her fucked up hormones? Can you imagine Amber having those flat, spilled out legs and being washed with toilet brush by Becky while laying on her 20 pillows?
 
Most vloggers go on vacation and highlight the charming, unique b&b's they stay in, the local eateries with food you can't find anywhere else, and the fun activities to do.

Big AL thinks vlog-worthy vacation content is sleeping in a chain hotel, eating the same food she always does, and shopping at Target, like she always does. There is no break in her monotonous life.

The last time we took my grandma from Ohio to Georgia to visit her sister the two of them were content to go out on the daily to Wal-Mart while everyone else went to the beach at Tybee Island. Big AL doesn't vacation like a 20-something vlogger, or a normal person, she vacations like an elderly woman.
 
The actual size of her arm, goddamn. Excuse my paint skills.

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Haven't watched yet (at this point I'm mostly in it for the reaction videos), but who goes on a shopping spree at Target while on vacation? There has to be something, anything, better to see or do, even in Lexington. I'm not even being snobby - people shop at Target, it happens, but it's such an everyday thing to do. Aren't vacations for doing things you don't get to do every day, like experiencing the flavor of a different place and its local activities?

If Amberlynn thinks she's trolling or provoking outrage from this, she's wrong. It's just sad. I pity her and not even in the way she intended.
 
I haven't watched an AL video in a year, and good God I think she's twice as big as she was.
 
Went on vacation.

To target.

You know, at least Tim Tracker, when he does Target vlogs, tries to show off weird and quirky stuff while laughing with his wife.

Of course, he does that in between the awesome theme park videos.

Jeeze, gorl, if you're having a hard time breathing when you sleep, go to a real doctor. The sleep apnea and congestive heart failure drama would get you some serious views.
 
PiggyPie said:
Yikes.. she must be pushing 300lb by now.
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Yes, she has to be 300 elbees. We all talk about AL having diabetes...Becky probably does too. She carries a lot in her middle-like most diabetics.

JanglyLoudThing said:
Their lives are honestly sad. You'd never think this was a vlog by a nearly 30 years old. Everything they bought is something you'd expect to see a 15 year old buy. Candy and soda, shitty movies with Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Cinderella movie with Brandy, Nintedo stuff and shit ton of chuute stickers. .
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More like 12 year olds.

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AL tries to school Becky/act like she is so well travelled when Becky bought travel size products for the trip..."The hotel provides them" but AL doesn't know what a suitcase stand is or that they could call the front desk and request extra pillows.
 
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Golly said:
ut who goes on a shopping spree at Target while on vacation? There has to be something, anything, better to see or do, even in Lexington.
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At that size, it's not like she can go camping or sightseeing. She can't do any water activities like boat riding, fishing or even get on a plane. I'm trying to think here...but it really is hard to find anything for her to do for vacation the way that she is. I'd love to hear personal suggestions if anyone had any. What the hell would you do for vacation as a 520lb whale? Other than fasting for a month...
 
when she says she wants to knock on eric & Ricky's door to scare them, but they would probably "notice her"....

um lol yeah with your fee-fi-fo-fum ass, they probably hear you thumping from their room already.
 
BerriesArnold said:
At that size, it's not like she can go camping or sightseeing. She can't do any water activities like boat riding, fishing or even get on a plane. I'm trying to think here...but it really is hard to find anything for her to do for vacation the way that she is. I'd love to hear personal suggestions if anyone had any. What the hell would you do for vacation as a 520lb whale? Other than fasting for a month...
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I mean I guess she could go on a picnic with Necky. Use one of her 1,000 blankets she always has, find a nice local deli, get some sandwiches and drinks to go and find a nice local park. This is quite :optimistic: of me to suggest AL do this since it doesn't involve: journals, stickers, or Walmart.
 
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