TARGET HAUL VLOG!!!! - 7/11/2018

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BerriesArnold said:
At that size, it's not like she can go camping or sightseeing. She can't do any water activities like boat riding, fishing or even get on a plane. I'm trying to think here...but it really is hard to find anything for her to do for vacation the way that she is. I'd love to hear personal suggestions if anyone had any. What the hell would you do for vacation as a 520lb whale? Other than fasting for a month...
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If she caved in and bought a rascal she could go a lot of places. I suspect she doesn't like anything besides eating and shopping. It's a shame, there are lots of cool museums out there.
 
Okay, let's break down the gray and black dresses as tops. Both are trapeze dresses made by Mossimo for Target, which means they run large. A size 18-22 woman, depending on her fat distribution, could conceivably wear a size XXL in those dresses and have them fit more or less as a trapeze dress should fit. Extreme apple shapes with matchstick limbs may not fare as well, but a woman who is a pear or has relatively even fat distribution should be able to wear these dresses and have them look normal in terms of fit and length.

On Amber they look like tank tops ready to explode. I don't even understand why she tried them on. Target has a cute plus size label, Ava and Viv, makes dresses not too dissimilar to the ones Amberlynn stretched to fuck and back in that dressing room, and the stores carry them in sizes up to 4X. Just to compare, the model in those links is a tall, robust woman and is wearing a 1X. On AL, those dresses might have a fighting chance to reach past her fupa and resemble a dress if purchased in the largest size.

So why the fuck was she cramming straight size XXL onto her body? Why was she even shopping in that area of the store. The plus sizes are pulled out and in their own section to make it easier for plus-size woman to find them and have extraordinarily fat mannequins to mark out the section. She couldn't have missed it. Is this a continuation of her baffling "one size does not fit all" complaint, as if any 500+ pound woman has a reasonable expectation for such labeling to apply to her? Does AL really think that XXL in the junior's department applies to her?

I couldn't watch the video - her breathing gives me anxiety, like I'm trapped in an elevator with someone having a heart attack - so can someone tell me if she indeed bought those clothing items? If not, a size 16 woman is gonna wonder what the fuck happened when she tries on those dresses after AL crowbarred them off her lumpy carcass.

Does AL actually understand on the most basic level how fucking terrible she looks? Does it register? Or is she too busy eyefucking her face and making duck lips to let the sheer horror of her body sink in?
 
Why are you so exhausted?
Congestive heart failure, anyways...

She and Becky didn't eat all their food at cheesecake factory? Bullshit gorl, those "leftovers" are extra dishes you ordered.

Lip smacking, little itty bitty water 'cause lezbereal, a gorl needs space for coke, i mean pepsi... and diet coke. Ahe gets told it's bad but whatever.

Gorl confirmed she has ortopnea, requires lots of pillows to breathe, no surprise.:geek:

140 cal for 1/4 of a cup, gorl you won't eat that, you'll eat the whole thing. "Just to snack on", Becky bought some why buy more if you're "losing weight"?

Stickers? Gorl, i can't likem hold my excitement at this content...

Next day and Al says she just did her make up, bs, she just slept with it and only did her lipstick.

Oh I do agree you have a lot on your chest dear, so much your poor :feels: is failing.:heart-empty:

Taking the chances to shade Becky, as always.:P

Is it me or does Ricky seem sick with their shit?:roll:

Edit: @Dog Prom 3D she did buy one dress.
 
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Looks like Eric and Ricky got a handicap room, which explains why their bathroom looks the way it does. Kind of funny the girls got the "normal room" and Amber probably has to spend an extra hour even trying to fit in the shower, and can't close the bathroom door when she's shitting. If anyone out of the bunch actually needed that handicap rooom, it's Amber lol.
 
That super cuuuute and expensive vlogging(? whatever) camera she bought has been such a blessing. Look at all the HD screengrabs and gifs we're getting out of her newest videos. Like mana from heaven

PS, Becky is waaaaay past 3 hundo, gorls. Honestly she looks like she's pushing 400
 
Amber brought three pillows from home, the motel provided two pillows for each person. She had 5 pillows and that wasn't enough to prop her up. Just think, she could have died in her sleep last night!
 
It's always mystifying to observe her check herself out and make poses in the mirror. I don't know what her eyes are looking at, but it's not reality.
 
literally low-key said:
Amber brought three pillows from home, the motel provided two pillows for each person. She had 5 pillows and that wasn't enough to prop her up. Just think, she could have died in her sleep last night!
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YES! I might be late but she said she bought a pillow from target because she only brought one from home (time 2:30). That's a stupid lie that a child would say if you ask them if they ate 3 cookies. "No! I ate one!" That middle pillow is looking extra... full of dead skin and sadness. She's an idiot.

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BerriesArnold said:
At that size, it's not like she can go camping or sightseeing. She can't do any water activities like boat riding, fishing or even get on a plane. I'm trying to think here...but it really is hard to find anything for her to do for vacation the way that she is. I'd love to hear personal suggestions if anyone had any. What the hell would you do for vacation as a 520lb whale? Other than fasting for a month...
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I think the 'vacation' boils down to effectively living in a place where there's a maid service that cleans the room every fucking day.
 
DuckSucker said:
it just reminds me of Amberlynn's obsession with LA (especially donuts and food). What's funniest to me is just how fucking, like she really thinks she's in the same "league" as the girl in this video. I mean the girl is meant to be some skinny hot bitch and she is, but that AL thinks she would fit in, I mean it's ridiculous.
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This was my first thought when she gave Necky the "you never eaten at Five Guys OMGG?!"/"Becky doesn't like PF Chang's :(((" attitude. Bitch is excited about trying the latest Chili's item but sees her girlfriend as an unsophisticated yokel.
 
Azshara said:
Looks like Eric and Ricky got a handicap room, which explains why their bathroom looks the way it does. Kind of funny the girls got the "normal room" and Amber probably has to spend an extra hour even trying to fit in the shower, and can't close the bathroom door when she's shitting. If anyone out of the bunch actually needed that handicap rooom, it's Amber lol.
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lets face it, if she barely showers at home she is definitely not gonna shower on her 'vacation' xD
 
RanchRanchLover said:
I'm going to be a complete spastic here but does America not have restaurants? Like why is their choices always fast food places? Can they not just go to a restaurant and get a normal meal of real food and not some shite full of sodium and fat?
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Any decent city has plenty of local restaurants, Amber just has shit taste and sticks to Macdonald's and Chinese Buffets. Here's a list of many different places she could have gotten a burger over Five Guys.

She has the pallet of a toddler like most deathfats.
 
I don't disagree that she eats like a toddler but for reference (and context, for non-american kiwis) Lexington is like 2 hours away from where she lives, she only went "on vacation" there. Where she lives, even Cheesecake Factory is like a 45-minute drive.

This is all moot anyway, she weighs 550 fucking pounds she shoulld not be eating out anywhere
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I don't disagree that she eats like a toddlger but keep in mind that Lexington is like 2 hours away from where she lives, she only went "on vacation" there. Where she lives, even Cheesecake Factory is like a 45-minute drive.

This is all moot anyway, she weighs 550 fucking pounds she shoulld not be eating out anywhere
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A 4 hour ride to and from a city to eat some decent food and do some activities definitely won't be such a huge, exhausting ordeal for normal size or even someone who weighs 220. That's like a duration of drives for big field trips for school children or going to your inlaw's place for Thanksgiving. Being so fat you break your car and waking up at 3pm makes day trips impossible for her.
 
Tammy said:
This was my first thought when she gave Necky the "you never eaten at Five Guys OMGG?!"/"Becky doesn't like PF Chang's :(((" attitude. Bitch is excited about trying the latest Chili's item but sees her girlfriend as an unsophisticated yokel.
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Both of them are unsophisticated yokels.
 
RanchRanchLover said:
I'm going to be a complete spastic here but does America not have restaurants? Like why is their choices always fast food places? Can they not just go to a restaurant and get a normal meal of real food and not some shite full of sodium and fat?
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It is probably more about the familiarity and known portion size than anything else. Cheesecake Factory is known for large portions. They know that they will get enough food. It is about the amount of food more than the quality. Being able to scarf down massive quantities of acceptable food is the goal. Defo for AL. Probo for Becky, too.
 
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