TARGET HAUL VLOG!!!! - 7/11/2018

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YES! I might be late but she said she bought a pillow from target because she only brought one from home (time 2:30). That's a stupid lie that a child would say if you ask them if they ate 3 cookies. "No! I ate one!" That middle pillow is looking extra... full of dead skin and sadness. She's an idiot.

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I am so confused by this photo. What the heck are those thinner, stiff looking pillows doing stacked vertically like that near the head of the bed?
 
It is probably more about the familiarity and known portion size than anything else. Cheesecake Factory is known for large portions. They know that they will get enough food. It is about the amount of food more than the quality. Being able to scarf down massive quantities of acceptable food is the goal. Defo for AL. Probo for Becky, too.
You know for sure that she orders a large fries just for herself at Five Guys. For kiwis that's never been there their small is like two order of a large fries at Macdonald's.
 
I am so confused by this photo. What the heck are those thinner, stiff looking pillows doing stacked vertically like that near the head of the bed?
Those are the 4 slightly thinner than normal pillows that the hotel provides, they put them that way to make it seem more welcoming. They seem worlds smaller than AL's because she needs the thickest, fluffiest, largest pillows she can find because she has to sleep sitting up or at least an angle or she stops breathing.
 
What confuses me more is the HUGE gap in the fucking door. I didnt think deadbolts went that far. Like, you couldnt get a door that fits the frame? That must cost a ton to fucking air condition. The fuck is going on there?
 
Oh and another thing... those mauve pillowcases are on the pillows she brought from home, but...

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The pillows are standing up like that and angled towards the door so that when a guest first walks in it looks like there are have big fluffy pillows on the bed. I don't know why they bother because once someone takes two steps into the room they can see it's just a scrawny ass pillow stood on its edge haha

What confuses me more is the HUGE gap in the fucking door. I didnt think deadbolts went that far. Like, you couldnt get a door that fits the frame? That must cost a ton to fucking air condition. The fuck is going on there?

That's not a gap, the door is cracked open and being held in place with the security latch thing.
 
Oh and another thing... those mauve pillowcases are on the pillows she brought from home, but...

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Nothing wrong, but my first instinct was to lie about it? To be fair her first instinct is to lie about everything but still...

It's certainly possible to get by with one set, but I don't for a second think she washes them at the rate she would need to. More to he point, why would you put yourself int hat situation? You can obviously afford other crap, why not just get one more set and save yourself the bother? Can't we even rely on your laziness and wanting to make life easier by having 2 sets? IS THAT WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO?
 
Amber doesn't wash anything, she has admitted she's grown too fat to do laundry. Her arms can't reach down into the machine because her huge belly makes it impossible. She can totes wipe her shitty butt with no trouble though, haydurs.
 
I'm going to be a complete spastic here but does America not have restaurants? Like why is their choices always fast food places? Can they not just go to a restaurant and get a normal meal of real food and not some shite full of sodium and fat?

I've lived in a place with a population of 1500 scattered across twenty square miles and we still had four independent restaurants with a market deli, and the nearest fast food was 45 minutes away. (Looking back, we didn't have any real deathfats, that went out in public anyway, meth was more of the social evil).

AL just has a limited pallet and an enabler willing to drive her.
 
Nah there actually is a green pillowcase on the middle one. But I don't disagree that it's probably gross, funny since they "don't trust" motel bedding. But if Amber was rolling in cash the way she wants everyone to believe, you'd think they could spring for a nicer hotel. Everything about that room screams nasty, 2-star motel.
 
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