Target sighting from April 2014

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"he was wearing a bra that he obviously stuffed with paper"
I can't be the only one that thought "It wasn't stuffed, those were his moobs."
Because he's fat.
 
Stuff and Things said:
Also, @skyraider91 mentioned "awkward body language", i am sorry if i sound too stupid here, but, could somebody elaborate on this? i know that Chris has a very, very awkward body language, but i don't see it as stressed here as in other pictures.
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I owe you an explanation on this one. It's hard to put into words. His gait, the way he moves his limbs when walking or grabbing/holding something-he just uses his muscles differently than most people do. His elbows are usually at weird angles, to think of one example. I'm not trying to :alog: when I say this, but seeing him walk IRL, it's like watching bigfoot walk or an gorilla lumber along. You get the subconscious sense that it's an animal moving, not a human. When I saw this photo of Chris, I sensed that. I can't put my finger on it, but to me personally, he feels awkward in the photo. Of course, that's only my personal and subjective opinion. I apologize if I was projecting my own views too much. To distort the objective facts was not my intent when I stated that he had awkward body language in this picture.
 
Can we move on to more pressing topics? Like which Target this picture was taken in and what brand of detergent he uses?

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Apropos of nothing: when they said "stuffed his bra with paper", I pictured him using crumpled-up sheets of laser printer paper. As far as I'm concerned, that's officially how it was.
 
LOOK CLOSELY AT THE PHOTO: THE BLACK WOMAN IN THE BACK IS WATCHING, AND TALKING TO HER TROLL ASSOCIATES.
 
A-Stump said:
I am. Either you believe it or you don't. You obviously don't and you're in the minority for a reason. I just explained why.
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One of the most important things that I've learned in my time on this earth is that people will believe what they want to believe, regardless of anything else. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, and you can't force somebody to believe something or change their mind. If somebody wants to say that they believe it's not Chris Chan in this photo, that's fine, as long as they aren't rude about it. Difference of opinion and belief is essential, because it is a prime driver of debate and discussion, which is what these forums are all about.
 
skyraider91 said:
I owe you an explanation on this one. It's hard to put into words. His gait, the way he moves his limbs when walking or grabbing/holding something-he just uses his muscles differently than most people do. His elbows are usually at weird angles, to think of one example. I'm not trying to :alog: when I say this, but seeing him walk IRL, it's like watching bigfoot walk or an gorilla lumber along. You get the subconscious sense that it's an animal moving, not a human. When I saw this photo of Chris, I sensed that. I can't put my finger on it, but to me personally, he feels awkward in the photo. Of course, that's only my personal and subjective opinion. I apologize if I was projecting my own views too much. To distort the objective facts was not my intent when I stated that he had awkward body language in this picture.
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He seems to be pointing his elbows out in a way most people wouldnt. The picture makes sense if he is, say, using a cell phone with his other hand, but he isnt. Both hands are on the counter, but he is still pushing his shoulders forward and elbows out.
 
I think it's only $17.74. On most registers the $ precedes the total.
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