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Psycho said:
what religion is he referencing?
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What I really love about the abhorrent mess that is Philthy's amalgam of tattoos is that the bike rider appears to have a propeller on top of her helmet.

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Nyx said:
Once again Phil proves himself to be a dirty heathen who knows nothing about Roman Catholicism. A crucifix is only a crucifix if it has a figure of Jesus on it, a plain cross is simply a cross. Although he's already defeated the point of rosary beads by not having the actual beads you use to pray, they always have a crucifix at the end not a cross. That's the kind of shit a TRUE Latinx would've been taught when they were 6 so they didn't end up being a disrespectful little shit.
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If he knew anything about Roman Catholicism, he wouldn't be a moron. Sorry, that was reverse causality. If he weren't a moron, he would know something about Roman Catholicism.
 
Every week he has a new tattoo idea and unless it has additional info in it, it'd be great if ya'll would post his tattoo updates in this thread. It would really trim the fat from now on.
Speaking of:
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That's a lot of text for a waist tattoo. Thankfully he's got the canvas for it.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
I don't know how he's gonna get a tattoo on his waist when there are all those folds in the way. i'm not joking that seems like that'd be a problem for a tattoo artist.
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As long as Phil is willing to pay, Sonju is willing to scratch whatever autistic text onto Phil's flabby, unwashed body that he wants.
 
Don't big ass tattoos like that cost a fuck ton?
 
Maybe the "Kill all" will go on top of his gut, and the "transmisogynists" will go on the underside of his gut.
 
There is this really cool museum in Japan that displays the preserved skin of donors with unique tattoos. Once Phil dies from diabetic shock maybe he can be used as a warning or to scare off robbers...
 
The Joker said:
There is this really cool museum in Japan that displays the preserved skin of donors with unique tattoos. Once Phil dies from diabetic shock maybe he can be used as a warning or to scare off robbers...
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I think it would violate US Environmental regulations. The Japanese tattoos likely came from people who at least showered.
 
Alex Krycek said:
I think it would violate US Environmental regulations. The Japanese tattoos likely came from people who at least showered.
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He could be preserved and sold the the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia instead! They could display him next to the 40 pound colon and some deformed fetuses.
 
Bad Dog said:
Poor Sonju is getting closer and closer to having his face near Phils girldick
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Maybe that's ADF's plan all along... To seduce Sonju from his family and get all those new tats for free.

I'm just surprised he hasn't posted pics months ago talking about getting a penis tat or Prince Albert. If he wanted to be edgy he'd go all out.
 
Coldgrip said:
As long as Phil is willing to pay, Sonju is willing to scratch whatever autistic text onto Phil's flabby, unwashed body that he wants.
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That's why I call him Soniju and no longer have any sympathy for him at all. Even prison scratchers have standards. Soniju doesn't.
 
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