Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins

Why does he call himself Taxman when he's not an accountant?

He can answer that! He's said he wants to clear things up with us. I'm not sure if it'll be right here or through me, but I guess we'll find out soon. Communication's been slow because 1.) IRL business keeps happening on my end and 2.) I have to really work to keep myself from powerleveling all over the place (Tumblr-style support is a tough habit to break. :oops:)
 
He can answer that! He's said he wants to clear things up with us. I'm not sure if it'll be right here or through me, but I guess we'll find out soon. Communication's been slow because 1.) IRL business keeps happening on my end and 2.) I have to really work to keep myself from powerleveling all over the place (Tumblr-style support is a tough habit to break. :oops:)

Is he okay with the fact we're all jews?
 
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He can answer that! He's said he wants to clear things up with us. I'm not sure if it'll be right here or through me, but I guess we'll find out soon. Communication's been slow because 1.) IRL business keeps happening on my end and 2.) I have to really work to keep myself from powerleveling all over the place (Tumblr-style support is a tough habit to break. :oops:)
I guess I'll post a list of questions for him then. Hopefully he'll be willing to answer.

1. How much does your family know about your politics and esoteric endeavors?
2. Why does your boss at the liquor store dislike you?
3. Why did you feel guilty about being gay? Is it the religion you were raised in, or more of a right-wing political thing?
4. How do you feel about people with Jewish ancestry who weren't raised as actual Jews?
5. Are people trying to get to other fantasy worlds like Gensokyo or Alternia in contact with you about your esoteric endeavors, or is it a brony-only project?
6. Are you interested in real horses at all, or just My Little Ponies?
7. How did you leave the service?
 
Is he okay with the fact we're all jews?

Was...was I supposed to send this one?

Why does he call himself Taxman when he's not an accountant?

I guess I'll post a list of questions for him then. Hopefully he'll be willing to answer.

1. How much does your family know about your politics and esoteric endeavors?
2. Why does your boss at the liquor store dislike you?
3. Why did you feel guilty about being gay? Is it the religion you were raised in, or more of a right-wing political thing?
4. How do you feel about people with Jewish ancestry who weren't raised as actual Jews?
5. Are people trying to get to other fantasy worlds like Gensokyo or Alternia in contact with you about your esoteric endeavors, or is it a brony-only project?
6. Are you interes
ted in real horses at all, or just My Little Ponies?
7. How did you leave the service?

Should these things just be copypasted instead?

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A little bird has told me that this thread is really stressing Taxman out and is a large part of the reason he has been having these awful binges and self harm videos. I feel like we are antagonizing a mentally ill person by keeping this thread open....its no longer funny, just depressing and mean.

What do you guys suggest? It seems to be turning into some sort of intervention already. Should we try to get him to talk her with us anons? Should we close the thread? Should we only say things that aren't harmful for him in this thread? Should we not give a fuck and keep going for the lolz?

I am all for the lolz of ridiculous shits on the 'net, but Tax is no resilient Christine. As @AnOminous so poignantly stated a while back, our lolcow has devolved into a bummercow (:_(
 
Seeing how @Half-dude visiting his thread on here seemed to be mutually good, I think Tax visiting this thread could help. But instead of simply leading an alternative lifestyle, Tax has mental health problems that need to be addressed.
 
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Seeing how @Half-dude visiting his thread on here seemed to be mutually good, I think Tax visiting this thread could help. But instead of simply leading an alternative lifestyle, Tax has mental health problems that need to be addressed.

Maybe I can work some magic. ;)

If he did come here, we would have to be very careful not to let any weenery occur. Otherwise it would just be a shitshow. We had good practice with our favorite car-fucker, now we might get the chance to apply those skills we learned to the Boss of the level!
 
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A little bird has told me that this thread is really stressing Taxman out and is a large part of the reason he has been having these awful binges and self harm videos. I feel like we are antagonizing a mentally ill person by keeping this thread open....its no longer funny, just depressing and mean.

What do you guys suggest? It seems to be turning into some sort of intervention already. Should we try to get him to talk her with us anons? Should we close the thread? Should we only say things that aren't harmful for him in this thread? Should we not give a fuck and keep going for the lolz?

I am all for the lolz of ridiculous shits on the 'net, but Tax is no resilient Christine. As @AnOminous so poignantly stated a while back, our lolcow has devolved into a bummercow (:_(

We keep watching. He's aware of more than just this site talking about him and he shouldn't expect the world to change for him when he's recording and uploading his breakdowns. We only stop following lolcows when there is no interest or they just stop being lolcows. There are things he can do if he wants to be left alone. People made fun of him because he was this weird guy pumping out videos, then he found out people were laughing at him. What did he do? Pumped out more videos of him having breakdowns due to those reactions. Not really helping himself too much.
 
A little bird has told me that this thread is really stressing Taxman out and is a large part of the reason he has been having these awful binges and self harm videos. I feel like we are antagonizing a mentally ill person by keeping this thread open....its no longer funny, just depressing and mean.

What do you guys suggest? It seems to be turning into some sort of intervention already. Should we try to get him to talk her with us anons? Should we close the thread? Should we only say things that aren't harmful for him in this thread? Should we not give a fuck and keep going for the lolz?

I am all for the lolz of ridiculous shits on the 'net, but Tax is no resilient Christine. As @AnOminous so poignantly stated a while back, our lolcow has devolved into a bummercow (:_(

I suggest that you stop white knighting. If Taxman is really that stressed out, then he can prevent himself from visiting this website or using the internet in general.
 
I suggest that you stop white knighting. If Taxman is really that stressed out, then he can prevent himself from visiting this website or using the internet in general.

This. The guy seems to seek out shit he knows is hurting him. He had to block /pol/ just so he wouldn't keep reading it and adopting some of their conspiracy shit. He can block this site too if he wants.
 
This. The guy seems to seek out shit he knows is hurting him. He had to block /pol/ just so he wouldn't keep reading it and adopting some of their conspiracy shit. He can block this site too if he wants.

He should probably just get off the internet full stop.

Unplug and live somewhere out in the woods for a year or two.
 
I suggest that you stop white knighting. If Taxman is really that stressed out, then he can prevent himself from visiting this website or using the internet in general.

It just seems like he isnt a lolcow anymore. He is putting up videos where he self harms (i.e. drinking ridiculous amounts, doing dangerous drugs alone, hitting himself very hard repeatedly).

I don't think he is capable of avoiding these sites or the iinternet, because of whatever is wrong with him and his lifestyle.

Anyways, not trying to white knight, just wondering what you guys think. I have found it a lot more interesting when the cows interact with us and we have a symbiotic relationship (like with half-dude, for example) rather than us just mocking someone who falls deeper and deeper into mental illness. The content is like a perfectly cooked steak rather than some old, sad TV dinner that is freezer burned and makes you feel gross to eat.
 
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