Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins

I don't see how this guy is a lolcow he's basically the same as any other brony.

What other brony ate 100 datura seeds yesterday?

I'm kind of interested in how that turned out and whether he's going to try again, this time grinding the seeds in a coffee grinder and brewing them into tea or something.
 
Taxman has been less pitiable and more despicable since he started taking criminally negligent actions such as driving under the influence of datura. Which is good, because then we can all laugh when his imaginary boyfriend breaks up with him. Which is a distinct possibility, given that he's already been ditched by a previous waifu and that he broke a promise to said boyfriend not to take datura.
 
He talked about Austria and that he was already accepted for citizenship there.
Is that grounded in reality somewhere?
The only one that he considers his "friend" is this Portalguy person.
Taxman would have a hell of a time there, although it would be histerical to see a psychotic American rambling about Equistria making his way through the hundreds of Syrian refugees in Vienna....
 
He talked about Austria and that he was already accepted for citizenship there.
Is that grounded in reality somewhere?
The only one that he considers his "friend" is this Portalguy person.
Taxman would have a hell of a time there, although it would be histerical to see a psychotic American rambling about Equistria making his way through the hundreds of Syrian refugees in Vienna....
I would put some serious doubts to that claim.
He'd have to have both parents be Austrian citizens or live in Austria 10 years legally, as well as knowing German he's not mentioned him being bilingual that I'm aware of. Also to finally naturalize he'd need to renounce his American citizenship.

From what else I can find, he's not a refugee nor an EU resident living in Austria nor was he born there cite : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_nationality_law#Descent_from_an_Austrian_parent

Portalanon is the guy you spoke of, and he's either just as much a kook or having some real fun spinning a yard, I dont know if anyone knows more of him right now.
 
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I would put some serious doubts to that claim.
He'd have to have both parents be Austrian citizens or live in Austria 10 years legally, as well as knowing German he's not mentioned him being bilingual that I'm aware of. Also to finally naturalize he'd need to renounce his American citizenship.

If he acquired U.S. citizenship at birth, he can retain it. While the U.S. does not officially recognize dual citizenship, it does not require renouncing citizenship in the U.S. to become a citizen of another country, and this does not happen unless foreign citizenship is adopted with the actual intention of renouncing U.S. citizenship.

(I have no idea whether his parentage would entitle him to citizenship, nor am I inclined to trust anything said by a demonstrably crazy person.)
 
So is he dead? I mean he was trying to drive to work while tripping balls on a whole bag of seeds that make you completely unstable, so I'm not exactly expecting good things here.

Assuming he was able to get to where he was going, it seems likely he would have become completely incoherent some time after that. This is assuming he wasn't already peaking and on his way down, though. That shit is incredibly unpredictable.
 
In my defense I was white knighting the thread, not Tax :lol:

When I was a MLW troll back in the day, I talked to Tax a little. And recently (few weeks ago) I sent him some suicide help links online and then told him I wouldn't post on this thread anymore as courtesy/to keep the thread high quality and not white knight-y.

But then he took fucking datura seeds and drove to work, and now all my pity has gone out the window and I am just pissed because that behavior is so negligent to other humans. Maybe Curio will dump him like Rarity did, since he went against his promise to his psychosis? I can't wait for the next video (on the unlikely chance he didn't end up institutionalized after this stunt). *sigh*

Wow... This post is seriously depressing. It's weird to be reeling over a person you don't know. I hope nobody else gets hurt.

But let's say you're going to commit suicide and decide to jump of the Empire State Building. That would be traumatizing for everyone involved. At this point it seems like that's the direction he's headed.

This is legitimately scary. I feel lame as fuck for saying so but it is what it is.
 

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I'd be curious to know what factor his military background comes into play and did it exacerbate an already severe mental health issue?

POWER LEVEL: I've a pretty extensive family history of mental illness, trauma and military service. Even if Tax was kept from the front lines in a purely support staff position, I'm willing to bet that yes, his military service contributed to his mental health issues. Whether or not he has full blown PTSD is a matter of debate amongst us armchair psychologists.
 
Wow... This post is seriously depressing. It's weird to be reeling over a person you don't know. I hope nobody else gets hurt.

But let's say you're going to commit suicide and decide to jump of the Empire State Building. That would be traumatizing for everyone involved. At this point it seems like that's the direction he's headed.

This is legitimately scary. I feel lame as fuck for saying so but it is what it is.

That's why I tried to reach out to him, sent him links for ways to get professional help if he felt suicidal, and backed off so that my presence wouldn't be one more person stressing him out.
 
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POWER LEVEL: I've a pretty extensive family history of mental illness, trauma and military service. Even if Tax was kept from the front lines in a purely support staff position, I'm willing to bet that yes, his military service contributed to his mental health issues. Whether or not he has full blown PTSD is a matter of debate amongst us armchair psychologists.

Power level pt deux

Same here regarding family history of mental health problems. W both myself and my father and probably even beyond that. He was briefly in the Air Force then moved on to being an OR nurse. I know it fucked with his psyche quite a bit. I think that's my main reason for wondering. Bipolar is a bitch. But better that than schizophrenia. Fucked up comparison but it's true. It's partly why I have so much solace for this guy. Though if he hurts someone else most of that is out the window.

Also yes power level people I know.
 
Back on topic, Tax reported that the trip was thoroughly unpleasant and regrets taking Datura. Gee, I wonder why? Going against the wishes of every single other person he knows and even himself never should have had negative consequences. Not impulsive at all.

In all seriousness though, he's pretty lucky to be alive, if what I hear about Datura is true. He said he was drunk the night he made the decision to do the drug. That figures. Do you think all his problems could be traced back to the simple concept of self-medication?
 
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