Skitzocow Taxman / Kyle Hawkins

[Helvetica Scenario]

I am loving the faces Taxy's started pulling in these preview screens (never mind the sudden appearance of a hole in his wall). Looks like someone's been ridden hard and put away wet.

Seriously, Leia - they shoot horses.

 

[Sigyn]

Hey, look on the bright side; if he survives this "Ponies Gate" bullshit he could always become a singing clown. He's ridiculous and has an almost decent voice.

 

[Count groudon]

This is kinda like watching an apple rot on the ground. Only instead of an apple it's a human's mind.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

You know I don't think the point of the friendship song is to beat yourself with wine bottles. Or become Gollum.

 

[Strelok]

Man that's the kind of hole in the wall you normally see from two people fighting, and he managed it by tard raging with a bottle?

That's almost impressive.

 

[Jorunna Parva]

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He's surprisingly violent for such a scrawny dude. He's also not real good at this asking for help thing, is he? I mean, what this video tells me is that if you ignore him, he'll ignore you, but if you are his friend you're at risk of his berserk rage when he thinks you aren't helpful enough. That's a great reason to not be friends with him in the first place. He's also looking for someone to stay with after his mom kicks him out... so why showcase the fact that he's violent and destructive? No one wants to live with a guy who will put holes in their walls.

 

[waffle]

Why does the background in that video look like he's super imposed over it?

 

[LurkerTheLurker]

That preview image is priceless, in so many ways. The disheveled look, the hole in the wall, it really speaks to how far he's gone. They say a picture is worth a thousand words... ah. I can scarcely believe he put that huge hole in his wall with that bottle. And then he hits himself with it! This just gets worse and worse.

He's surprisingly violent for such a scrawny dude. He's also not real good at this asking for help thing, is he? I mean, what this video tells me is that if you ignore him, he'll ignore you, but if you are his friend you're at risk of his berserk rage when he thinks you aren't helpful enough. That's a great reason to not be friends with him in the first place. He's also looking for someone to stay with after his mom kicks him out... so why showcase the fact that he's violent and destructive? No one wants to live with a guy who will put holes in their walls.

This sums it up nicely. He's in desperate need of help.

Spoiler: Images

That's hilarious! And kind of horrifying. He takes it so seriously.

 

[StallChaser]

He's surprisingly violent for such a scrawny dude. He's also not real good at this asking for help thing, is he? I mean, what this video tells me is that if you ignore him, he'll ignore you, but if you are his friend you're at risk of his berserk rage when he thinks you aren't helpful enough. That's a great reason to not be friends with him in the first place. He's also looking for someone to stay with after his mom kicks him out... so why showcase the fact that he's violent and destructive? No one wants to live with a guy who will put holes in their walls.

He'll be like the brony version of Ahuvia.

 

[Strelok]

He'll be like the brony version of Ahuvia.

Impossible, Taxman can, against expectations, hold down a job.

Yet another lolcow ADF manages to be worse than.

 

[Mulligan]

Whoever takes him in is going to get axe-murdered.

Edit:

Lol people still think Taxman is a

Totally faking you guys.

 

[GRANDAD]

if tax really does end up a master ruse magician i feel like id have to send dude $20 for trying to smash a bottle off the back of his head

 

[LurkerTheLurker]

GUYS

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

GUYS

HELP

 

[AnOminous]

Look what used to be where a hole in the wall is now.

 

[LurkerTheLurker]

Look what used to be where a hole in the wall is now.

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I knew something was missing. I wonder if it's gone completely or just taken off the wall. Did he strike the picture first, or did he take it off to hit the wall? I have so many questions!

 

[Sigyn]

GUYS

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

GUYS

HELP

I screamed when he put that thing on his face what the fuck. I don't even feel bad for his mom at this point like what part of take the lunatics weapons doesnt she get

 

[Count groudon]

I just kept waiting for the Princess Leia cutout to take the shot and end it all.

 

[ShouldajustLurked]

Hello forums long time lurker first post, I started watching the taxman thread unfold and have to admit he has been one of my favorites but lately I dunno I just feel dirty watching this..at a certain part in the sept. 20 video taxxie goes on a very depressing tangent and then slowly stands up and walks towards his closet, the first thought I had was "oh no he's gonna pull a gun out of there and anhero for the world to see. I can see it coming every warning sign is screaming out. At this point I just want tax to get help to be honest

 

[Sigyn]

Hello forums long time lurker first post, I started watching the taxman thread unfold and have to admit he has been one of my favorites but lately I dunno I just feel dirty watching this..at a certain part in the sept. 20 video taxxie goes on a very depressing tangent and then slowly stands up and walks towards his closet, the first thought I had was "oh no he's gonna pull a gun out of there and anhero for the world to see. I can see it coming every warning sign is screaming out. At this point I just want tax to get help to be honest

I think that most people would hope he seeks help; the thing is he is likely not going to. If there were a rock bottom, he hit it long ago and it seems like he's just on borrowed time now. The only thing to do is watch. Try not to take it so personally.