Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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Next Task said:
The more she gets challenged, the more her tweets resemble a tween texting. Professional journalist over here with the ur and abt and no finishing full stop.
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Also she is in her 50s

JustStopDude said:
I don't get why people do this.



So assuming she has zero commute, this woman is supposedly doing 18 hours a day, five days a week, of just being online, reading stuff and documenting it.

How does this get printed into an article? This makes no sense. On top of this, she gets to the office at 9am? It's a fucking newspaper. She is about 2 to 3 hours late everyday. She has no time to eat.

Why not also claim she had to walk 10 miles, in waist high snow, up hill both ways?
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She gets paid to be terminally online.

Of course she turns into a Cow
 
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SaltAndGoldMine said:
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Lmao I can't believe she actually went with the route of implying a man who had a hole cut in his chest and was in a coma for over a month was an ableist because he dared challenge her "high priestess of wisdom" attitude. Someone has to be paying this bitch to be this stupid, right? Right? I mean otherwise how does she shower without drowning herself by staring aghast at the shiny drippy water thing on the wall?
 
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Sithis said:
Lmao I can't believe she actually went with the route of implying a man who had a hole cut in his chest and was in a coma for over a month was an ableist because he dared challenge her "high priestess of wisdom" attitude. Someone has to be paying this bitch to be this stupid, right? Right? I mean otherwise how does she shower without drowning herself by staring aghast at the shiny drippy water thing on the wall?
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In her case it's more about crazy than stupid, but the crazy often puts them in a position where they say stupid shit. They're never wrong and they've never wronged anyone. People are just mean to them for no reason at all. Everything bad that happens is always someone else's fault. Nobody ever has it worse than them, and they always have a new ailment or sob story to put the attention back on themselves. She couldn't out victim this guy, so she had to imply that she was on equal footing with him in terms of disability in order to try and guilt trip him out of calling bullshit on her histrionics.
 
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SaltAndGoldMine said:
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Geez she sounds like one of those stereotyped, bitter-as-hell, unmarried, old school marms who shout at kids for laughing too loud or something.

Honestly, I kinda think being unable to distinguish between laughing at bad stuff and laughing at the people afflicted by bad stuff is a common point in lolcows nowadays.

Or a lack of a sense of humor in general
 
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Upon reading this thread, I reached the conclusion that Taylor Lorenz belongs to either a loony bin or a whorehouse. It's clear journalism isn't her forte.

Also, the Washington Post should be right there with Gawker and Infowars in terms of journalistic credibility.

chiobu said:
Lol the face of WaPo 👏👏👏

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She looks like a particularly annoying Jehovah's Witness. I can totally imagine her banging on my door, and instead of lecturing me about Jesus, she lectures me on harassment and other typical leftist talking points, spoken from ostensibly personal experience, and it goes on and on and on.

You try to be polite, try to go back to whatever you were doing, but she literally pulls you until she is done. And no, saying something like "I'm kinda busy right now" or "Sorry, we don't believe in God online bullying in this household" beforehand doesn't work. She has to be heard, or she will bawl her eyes out then and there, make a fuss around the neighborhood, and pin the blame entirely on you. And since she has the backing of her entire JW congregation (by this, read WaPo), she will learn nothing and keep doing what she is doing.

Oh, and in case she suffered an accident and needed a blood transfusion or an organ transplant, she'd decline on the grounds that those may have belonged to wrongthinkers.
 
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Johnny Salami said:
How unhealthy do you have to be that covid did a number on you now in your 40s (?)
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Like any disease where the population has no natural defense, there are many other factors that can influence the severity of a case.

The whole no one dies of AIDS sort of thing which always made me laugh when various personalities would argue it was the co-morbidities and not covid as the problem.

We all have co-morbidities.
 
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JustStopDude said:
So assuming she has zero commute, this woman is supposedly doing 18 hours a day, five days a week, of just being online, reading stuff and documenting it.

How does this get printed into an article? This makes no sense. On top of this, she gets to the office at 9am? It's a fucking newspaper. She is about 2 to 3 hours late everyday. She has no time to eat.

Why not also claim she had to walk 10 miles, in waist high snow, up hill both ways?
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Her office is her apartment or house, she "works" out of Los Angeles and the Washington Post doesn't have an office there. She claims she had to move to Los Angeles from NYC because her job was too much commuting out to Los Angeles for her reporting.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Her office is her apartment or house, she "works" out of Los Angeles and the Washington Post doesn't have an office there. She claims she had to move to Los Angeles from NYC because her job was too much commuting out to Los Angeles for her reporting.
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I imagine her hanging out with Eve Barlow and Amber Heard for some reason. Birds of feather and all that.
 
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