Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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Remember, the media will print whatever lies they want about this, Elon banned innocent journos who dindu nuffin, and Wikipedia will canonize their lies as the truth. At least this article is being considered for deletion, but it never should have been made in the first place. That's Wikipedia-journalist collusion for you.
So to Wikipedia the Twitter files themselves weren't newsworthy enough to have a page (or a contentious one) yet the temp banning of some journos got a page immediately plus international coverage? I think Elon is embarrassing himself with the bans when claiming to be a free speech advocate, but that shows some fucked up priorities on the part of Wikipedia.

Go cry about it on Mastodon, Taylor.
 
STOP STOP MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERRECT :story:

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Last year we had the bitter horror and laughter of the Motherfucker saga, this year we were brought to near sadness with the Keffals + journos + Liz Fong Jones twitter cabal trying to murder the site. Unlike the latest jail saga, we've been having a really fantastic past few weeks to make up for it. It's nice. Last year's big sava didn't offer as much closure for those responsible (but consequences for Chris were had and we had Gunt's Portugal adventures to cheer us up) so this year let's celebrate the little wins.

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Thanks Null, thanks mods (who are fags), thanks secret Null network of financial legal & tech support, and thank you, fellow Kiwis. The days are getting shorter and darker in the northern hemisphere, let's celebrate these little lights this winter while we can. :heart-full:

Even-numbered years are the Anniversaries of Corn.
2020 was Ethan Ralph and election denial. 2022 is for eunuchs in drag, Kanye 2024, tons of other stuff in the works.
 
Making food at home is something boring, depressing, un-trendy people do.
Taylor Lorenz isn't a boring un-trendy person. She's hip and young and down with the kids. She gets her avacado toast from food apps and posts about it on social media. She uses tik tok on her current model iphone. She's a whipsmart lady journalist on the hop who has the scoop and the hottest goss.

Cooking at home is like inviting entropy in your life. You may as well go ahead and move into a retirement community, you wrinkly geezer. You irrelevant old man. May as well make out your will while you're at it. Taylor Lorenz is on the cutting edge and she does not make her own avacado toast.
Okay I'm really late

What the fuck is avocado toast? Is this something white people created? I keep hearing about it and I still have no fucking clue what it is
 
Reminder that Tay Tay is on the fediverse or as she, a technology columnist, calls it The Mastodon(tm).
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She's so afraid of disappearing.
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If you are on a no-no node that says naughty things you can still call her names and scream obscenities' at her but she and everyone else on her node will not see it. However people from instances that do not have you blocked will! You will also not be able to see everything that she posts. If you want to see more and you're on your instance, you should see an ellipsis at the bottom of the post. Click that and choose option saying "View post on mastodon.social". That will take you directly to her, or really anyone's, page on their home instance for your viewing and archiving pleasure.
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This was the only way I saw the "pweez help me find my followerz UwU" post.

Always bully corpo journalist scum.


Okay I'm really late

What the fuck is avocado toast? Is this something white people created? I keep hearing about it and I still have no fucking clue what it is
It's in the OP. She paid $22 to get someone uber eats thing to ship her A slice of toast with mashed avocado spread on it and when it was delivered the mash was clearly just scooped out with a spoon and just thrown in there. Her disappointment was immeasurable and her day was ruined. It's more to make fun of her because she's a literal millionaire and crappy an overpriced toast is the problem she has to face in her day to day life.
 
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Remember, the media will print whatever lies they want about this, Elon banned innocent journos who dindu nuffin, and Wikipedia will canonize their lies as the truth. At least this article is being considered for deletion, but it never should have been made in the first place. That's Wikipedia-journalist collusion for you.
They're caring being banned from Twitter "The Thursday night massacre"
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They are seething so hard.
 
I'm sure others have stated this before, but it bears repeating: a lot of these 'journalists' are terminally online. They're addicted to Twitter the same way some people were addicted to MUDs or WoW (BIRM). Touch grass? Oh hell no. There's asspats to be had by tweeting hot takes and doxing wrongthinkers!

So when they get yeeted, it completely freaks them out. They have no other outlets that give them the same dopamine rush.

Secondly, as has been noted, they really aren't all that competent at journalism. This is a problem that goes back many years, though -- I remember Bernie Goldberg's book Bias, and how some 'reporters' wouldn't bring up a story unless it appeared in the NYT first. Because that was the 'newspaper of record'. At one point one TV outlet was refusing to run a live feed from a reporter who was in an earthquake -- literally reporting as the quake was occurring -- because the NYT hadn't mentioned it yet.
 
Okay I'm really late

What the fuck is avocado toast? Is this something white people created? I keep hearing about it and I still have no fucking clue what it is
It's literally slices of toasted bread with mashed avocado topping.
The aggravating part is that she spent 15 dollars or so on something that can be done at home and spending 2 dollars tops. All to look healthy, hip and trendy to a bunch of NPCs.
 
Dumbass would probably get back after few days if she stfu and not brag about ban evading ever chance she gets

Also, she's bullshitting about auto-deleting. She may have one auto-deleted tweets older than X months, but the recent deletion was 100% manual. You can see her tweet archive as late as Dec 16th

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She bailed out after reading the comments lol



Ben is only banned from covering Elon on NBC airwaves
I never saw a video of her before... How did this vapid, utterly dumb cunt get a job ANYWHERE, let alone at the Washington Post? Jesus Christ, she sounds like the quintessential valley girl but has to be at least 40. To think that people like this have been setting the bounds of public discourse over the last decade is frankly terrifying.
 
This is just a small taste of what it feels like to be a shitlib, and have all of the world’s institutions and rich men backing you.
And we did it with no money, the ire of the entire planet, and literally no support from any company to the point the site is banned from Paypal and set the precedent that DDoS sites will arbitrarily ban sites for no legal reason.
 
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