Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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TheSkoomer said:
>"I have relevant info but I'm not going to post it."
That doesn't really fly here.
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travisrobertbrown@gmail.com

All public info, nothing particularly interesting that I have seen so far. Some pro-antifa stuff on Twitter, tools for doxing right-wing Twitter users on his Github, and that's about it. His shtick is basically finding people who have been sloppy on Twitter by changing the handle, but not creating an entirely separate burner account, and then digging up old personally identifying tweets using the Wayback machine or other archives. This works because Twitter keeps an underlying account ID that many users aren't aware of, even if the name and handle changes.

So basically, if you have a personal twitter account, don't turn it into a shitposting account - pay the $5 for a sim card from Walmart to make a brand new one.
 
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chiobu said:

One of those lads from rdrama told me to post their weaponized autism (A) here​


How old is Taylor Lorenz, really? (aka Fortune fucked up and she was too old to be named one of their "40 Under 40"!)​

Apologies for yet another post about our favorite journalist. But redactor0 pointed something out that I think is really funny: She's been lying about her age for the past half decade!

There's an entire notes section on her Wikipedia page dedicated to this shit.
  • Fortune said she was 35 in 2020 = about 37 today. [1]
  • The New York Times says she's 31 in 2018 = about 35 today. [2]
  • CBS News calls her 30 back in 2016 = about 36 today [3]
So how old is she really? Well, here she is bitching at the Free Beacon for saying she's 37. IMO, not a bad guess on the Beacon's part given the above numbers.

Anyway, she claims in that tweet to be . . . Wait for it . . .

43.​

Holy fuck.

Let that sink in. That's more than half a fucking decade off from her previously stated ages. One chud noticed this and was promptly blocked by our queen.




EDIT: ALSO HOLD THE FUCK UP ONE MINUTE.

If she's 43 today, how the hell was she under 40 for Fortune's "40 Under 40" in 2020?​

Did she lie about her eligibility in order to accept this award?

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Per Fortune’s eligibility criteria, nominees must be under 40 years old as of Sept. 1 the year of the award. [Archive] Therefore, it follows that someone who is a member of the 2020 "40 Under 40" class would need to be under 40 years old as of Sept. 1, 2020.

In this tweet, posted March 31, 2022, Taylor Lorenz says she is 43 years old. [Archive] Just about every source pegs her birthday as October 21. So if we believe Taylor’s tweet (and why not?), her birthday must be Oct. 21, 1978.

So how old would Taylor be by Fortune’s deadline for the 2020 class of “40 Under 40” nominees?

41 years, 10 months and 11 days.

BUT WAIT! Let’s say the deadline was actually a whole year earlier. She’s still too fucking old at 40 years, 10 months and 11 days.

I hereby call on Fortune to rescind Lorenz’s recognition as part of the "40 Under 40" class of 2020.
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She was born 10-21-1984 to Anne MacDonald/Lorenz and Walter Lorenz
She can lie all she wants but CLUE and Lexis Nexis knows her better than google.
 
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Good OP. Timely, informative and above all fucking deserved. Fuck this vile snakewoman

Josterman said:
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The Bezos Bugle is naturally doubling down but to do so at this point, acting like their shit isn't documented within seconds of being made? That's a bold strategy, Cotton.

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Many recent cows that have gotten a lot of outside attention fall into a common pattern, I've noticed:

FILL IN THE BLANK:
My name is _______ and I think _______ is perfectly acceptable, wait why are you harassing me? :'(

A) Taylor Lorenz; showing up to people's family's houses
B) Nick Fuentes; flagging people's videos for making fun of me
C) Ethan Ralph; putting up posters in my ex-friend's neighborhood calling him a white supremacist
D) Keffals; campaigning for the deplatforming of people from Twitch for off-platform behavior
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They have two other things in common: being massive lolcows and craving attention they were denied so badly it's an unofficial contest of who can be the biggest retard broadcasted all over the net. A contest we kiwis are the true winners of.

Josterman said:
I’m trying ok Im trying to get everything minute by minute

I never forget when they called that monster a “astute scholar” hell someone memed it with nick sandmanView attachment 3196632
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For what it's worth Josterman your screenshots do enough for your personal lolcows like Palmer and Chad Loder but for the squirrely ones like Taylor, it's best to get hard archives if you can. If not somebody else needs to do it if they can.
 
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weedcanadalolsmoke said:
holy fuck some spergs setup a whole dossier on this guy

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He seems to have been involved in some open source drama in the Scala community before this incident. It looked like he was doing something very similar, hunting down old non-PC tweets other people in the Open Source community made, and trying to get them canceled from conferences, removed from Github projects, etc. It's all very cringe internet hall monitor shit, so he appears to have trashed his reputation in the Scala community and moved on to Rust, and started palling around with antifa in Berlin.
 
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Yamma Damma said:
Good OP. Timely, informative and above all fucking deserved. Fuck this vile snakewoman


The Bezos Bugle is naturally doubling down but to do so at this point, acting like their shit isn't documented within seconds of being made? That's a bold strategy, Cotton.


They have two other things in common: being massive lolcows and craving attention they were denied so badly it's an unofficial contest of who can be the biggest retard broadcasted all over the net. A contest we kiwis are the true winners of.


For what it's worth Josterman your screenshots do enough for your personal lolcows like Palmer and Chad Loder but for the squirrely ones like Taylor, it's best to get hard archives if you can. If not somebody else needs to do it if they can.
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Their strategy already backfired on them with the archives and people are just going to flood their page with it and add in the long line of fails from WaPo. I’m going to try to archive her shit the best of my ability. CL has been mentioned on other threads by other users way before me.
 
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Reverend said:
CEO of Babylon Bee has hired/financed the person behind Libs of TikTok so she doesn't have to worry about work/money ever again:

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As usual, The Babylon Bee is doing God's work.

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Liberals Raise Concerns About Account That's Making Them Look Bad By Just Sharing Their Actual Words
April 19th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com
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U.S.—Liberals are worried that the popular Libs of TikTok account is making them look "bad, stupid, and completely out of touch with reality." According to multiple sources, it's doing this by just sharing their actual words, according to leftists who have raised concerns about the targeted harassment of their ideas by just sharing their ideas.

"Yes, I posted that video of myself screaming about teaching gender ideology to kindergartners," said local Portland teacher Marie Walsky. "But it was just intended for psychotic people on TikTok to consume—I never meant for normal people with regular thoughts and feelings to see it. By sharing my ideas, the Libs of TikTok account is making me look like a real dummy."

"When I screamed at the sky because someone misgendered me, I never thought someone would amplify that to a wider audience and make me look like a completely unhinged psycopath. By, you know, just sharing exactly what I actually did."

Some are calling the tactic of just sharing liberals' actual words "the most sinister attack on liberals you could think of." Said one journalist, "See, you could try to parody what we believe, but eventually, you're gonna run out of material. If you just repost things we actually say with no commentary whatsoever, completely unedited, well, that's a dangerous attack on our ideas that makes us look totally stupid."

At publishing time, Taylor Lorenz was knocking on the door of the author of this Babylon Bee article.
 
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moocow said:
I would never advocate such a thing, but GitHub does have a (well hidden) abuse report form to bring this kind of shit to their attention on the off chance someone with a level head at Microsoft or Github wants to take a shot at being rational for once and erase this rather embarrassing smudge off their site.
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Why the hell would we want to remove this? It automates archiving. Fucking fork it and set it up to archive all of Motion Picture Robert's endless tweets. Think of all of the time it will save.

inception_state said:
If you think that's bad, there's an incredibly huge thread elsewhere on Wikipedia where people argue over which source is authorative: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Village_pump_(policy)/Archive_165#People's_birthdate,_conflicting_(reliable)_sources,_and_WP:SYNTHESIS

Eventually she solved the mystery by tweeting about it, and now Wikipedia has her listed as 43. The whole thing is hilarious though, maybe she just wanted to seem less creepy for "investigating" teenagers on TikTok as a 40 year old?

Edit: Also, how has no one mentioned Lorenz's inclusion in an article about professional "girlbosses" freezing their eggs?
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Fucking hell, the empty egg carton meme was accurate.
 
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Yellow Yam Scam said:
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This Reddit post sums up her career pretty decently and you may want to add it to the Op.
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Not to power level but I happen to have a better political science degree from a better school than her despite coming from a lowly middle class family of ethnic mutts. (And not to brag but also the ability to understand and critically think about what I read.) Should I submit my Kiwi Farms posts to the NYT and WaPo and expect a highly paid perch where I'll be defended by the rest of the media? I've been told that journalism is a very apolitical meritocratic field where only the best succeed by reporting on the most important topics so I'm a bit concerned that my "most basic reporting practices" aren't good enough to compete with Taylor's gumshoe reporting.

Really I'm just desperate to be able to interview Jake Alley.
 
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Sithis said:
You know, that brings to mind a schizo thought about this very topic I had today - isn't it funny how twitter unbanned her, and then within a couple days, she's been doxxed and published by state media drones?

Almost as though it was suddenly made easier to go through her account information once it was unsuspended, since tweets and account details get hidden when an account is suspended.

Gee, not like twitter is staffed by the type of people who would unban a problem users account specifically so that an independent entity could identify and harass that user, maybe even feed them information about that user directly to get the ball rolling?
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She was just locked out, not suspended. I don't think they've pulled the trigger yet.

inception_state said:
If you think that's bad, there's an incredibly huge thread elsewhere on Wikipedia where people argue over which source is authorative: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Village_pump_(policy)/Archive_165#People's_birthdate,_conflicting_(reliable)_sources,_and_WP:SYNTHESIS

Eventually she solved the mystery by tweeting about it, and now Wikipedia has her listed as 43. The whole thing is hilarious though, maybe she just wanted to seem less creepy for "investigating" teenagers on TikTok as a 40 year old?

Edit: Also, how has no one mentioned Lorenz's inclusion in an article about professional "girlbosses" freezing their eggs?
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I've been assuming she's 37 and the "I'm 43" tweet was an attempt at a self-effacing joke. Kinda stupid because finding out she's 37 is still a mindfuck when you look at her body of work.

I really want a body language expert to break down her crying video. It's so laughable. That more than anything has convinced me she's a psychopath who can't even passably figure out how to act like a real person.
 
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Here's how Taylor responded to Christina's comment. Should be added to the OP.
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Taylor Lorenz
Flickr ~ Archived

Confirms that "Lorrie Lorenz" is her mother. Birthday shout out, Feb 22, 2014. ~ Archived (Page Only) ~ Archived (Photo Only)
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Has been friends with Precision Strategies Teddy "Tedd" Goff (Obama's reelection Digital Director, Digital Strategist to Hillary Clinton, Justin Trudeau, etc) since at least 2013.
Tweet, Nov 20, 2013 ~Archived
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Taylor and Tedd Hanging out March 21, 2014. (Guy in the 3rd & 4th photos is Josh Barro, Dem "Journalist" who claimed to be a Republican until Trump was Nominated)
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Teddy was outed by the Washington Free Beacon via info they found on WikiLeaks. ~Archived
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She's written article's quoting him,
For Example
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Teddy was also named as a producer for the "Birds Aren't Real" guys (Peter McIndoe) recent interview with Taylor.
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Interesting how Taylor was the person to write about the Faux Conspiracy, and somehow her buddy Teddy is connected to Peter.
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Her sister, Brooke Anne Lorenz's Twitter, works for CBSNews, has worked for WaPo, CNN, Daily Mail, even worked for Katie Couric. Twitter was Private when I found it.
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Confirms Brook is her sister on the same visit to England where she hung out with Tedd.
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Map Data found here and here.
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"steamy"
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So the crime Libs of Tik Tok committed, was holding a mirror up to these idiots? I was reading along on Twitter that the excuse is "major government and educational institutions use this Twitter page as fact and is hurtful to the LGBTQIA+ASSNIGGERBRIGADE", which, ya know, fucking retarded and a straight up lie. It's always any excuse they can come up with to not have to actually introspect and realize "oh hey, I'm a massive faggot and a massive piece of shit."

So when you have a mirror held up to you, it's a hate crime, because "educators" may use it, yet your side of the spectrum is actively indoctrinating children, raping children, poisoning the education sector, setting young adults up for failure and encouraging them to mutilate themselves, prostrating yourselves about a war that has absolutely 0 to do with you, and the list goes on.

And you want sympathy because mean tweets made you cry?

Lol
#Noeggs #Emptyeggcarton #Almost50 #nokids #uncoolwineaunt #14cats@49
 
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