Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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You'd think a "tech columnist" who works for Jeff Bezos would stop posting publicly about how she doesn't understand simple internet technology and also apparently is incapable of reaching out to someone who could explain it to her.
she's a wealthy white American woman, so she's never had to show a minimum standard of competence
 
only costs like $0.6 and looks much, much better than this

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that costs $22.
It looks like baby shit on toast. A meal fit for a Taylor Lorenz.

Why would you even order shit like this to go? It's going to be cold when you get it and it's seriously that hard to make? How fucking lazy and worthless do you have to be to think it's worth $22 for that even if it didn't look awful?
 
It looks like baby shit on toast. A meal fit for a Taylor Lorenz.

Why would you even order shit like this to go? It's going to be cold when you get it and it's seriously that hard to make? How fucking lazy and worthless do you have to be to think it's worth $22 for that even if it didn't look awful?
Making food at home is something boring, depressing, un-trendy people do.
Taylor Lorenz isn't a boring un-trendy person. She's hip and young and down with the kids. She gets her avacado toast from food apps and posts about it on social media. She uses tik tok on her current model iphone. She's a whipsmart lady journalist on the hop who has the scoop and the hottest goss.

Cooking at home is like inviting entropy in your life. You may as well go ahead and move into a retirement community, you wrinkly geezer. You irrelevant old man. May as well make out your will while you're at it. Taylor Lorenz is on the cutting edge and she does not make her own avacado toast.
 
Why would you even order shit like this to go? It's going to be cold when you get it and it's seriously that hard to make? How fucking lazy and worthless do you have to be to think it's worth $22 for that even if it didn't look awful?
Taylor Lorenz isn't a boring un-trendy person. She's hip and young and down with the kids. She gets her avacado toast from food apps and posts about it on social media. She uses tik tok on her current model iphone. She's a whipsmart lady journalist on the hop who has the scoop and the hottest goss.
She's a TECH JOURNALIST™, and she's gonna prove how much she knows about the LATEST TECHNOLOGY™ by ordering food from an APPLICATION™ she can DOWNLOAD™ and INSTALL™ in her MOBILE CELLPHONE™. Literally Cyberpunk!
 
Leftists are blaming last night's gay club shooting on Libs of TikTok. Taylor commented:

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You'd think a "tech columnist" who works for Jeff Bezos would stop posting publicly about how she doesn't understand simple internet technology and also apparently is incapable of reaching out to someone who could explain it to her.
The thing is...she's not a tech columnist. She's a gossip columnist, who writes about people she doesn't like in tech. If she wasn't from money and probably had Daddy pull in all sorts of favours, she would be working at a knock off TMZ, and or sucking dick for a living.
 
Taylor is still making new friends on Mastodon:

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she also refuses to leave the main Mastodon server that's overloaded and blocked by a bunch of other ones because she wants to be "among the masses" even though the masses are everywhere, from what I can see.
The 'masses' are everywhere but lame Twitter knock offs like Mastodon and Truth Social.
 
It looks like baby shit on toast. A meal fit for a Taylor Lorenz.

Why would you even order shit like this to go? It's going to be cold when you get it and it's seriously that hard to make? How fucking lazy and worthless do you have to be to think it's worth $22 for that even if it didn't look awful?
money is nothing to these people. either that or it's conspicuous consumption. I have trouble believing you didn't pick up the subtext
 
money is nothing to these people. either that or it's conspicuous consumption. I have trouble believing you didn't pick up the subtext
But these losers have put enormous amounts of effort into censoring anything about the enormous wealth they come from. It kind of blows that fake bullshit out of the water when they openly flaunt the wealth they (Taylor Lorenz and that dicksucker Carlos Maza and Ben Collins and their parasitic ilk) deny having.
 
Taylor has been getting destroyed on Twitter today for complaining that some workers striking outside of a Starbucks weren't wearing masks. This take is dumb even for her, and EVERYONE is coming down on her for it - she's managed to unite people!

It's very difficult to document because of her habit of blocking anyone who disagrees with her but this is a sampler. Capture2.PNGCapture.PNG
 
She's not sorry in the slightest.
She's just trying to cover her own ass in case one of the rose twitter loons decides to do more than post threats on social media. Reminder that Lorenz deliberately put a target on Pamela Geller's daughters a few years ago because she didn't like their mother's politics. Pamela Geller has been a target of Islamic terrorist orgs for several years including an attempted mass shooting by ISIS in 2015.
 
She's just trying to cover her own ass in case one of the rose twitter loons decides to do more than post threats on social media. Reminder that Lorenz deliberately put a target on Pamela Geller's daughters a few years ago because she didn't like their mother's politics. Pamela Geller has been a target of Islamic terrorist orgs for several years including an attempted mass shooting by ISIS in 2015.
Pamela Geller is a crazy bitch but targeting people's children for terrorist attacks is low shit. Funny how the people who coined the phrase "stochastic terrorism" are the ones who engage in it all the time, usually completely openly and shamelessly, without even any "in Minecraft" bullshit.
 
Taylor has been getting destroyed on Twitter today for complaining that some workers striking outside of a Starbucks weren't wearing masks. This take is dumb even for her, and EVERYONE is coming down on her for it - she's managed to unite people!

It's very difficult to document because of her habit of blocking anyone who disagrees with her but this is a sampler.
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It gets much better. Here's the full context of what she was responding to.
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Notice that she drunkenly barged into this conversation that she was not a part of. I have no idea how she found this. I also have no idea what the bahhumbug chick said as the tweet is gone and the freak has pulled up her safety blanket.
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I call her a freak because of the bio and based on the tweets that were actually archived.
and this one screen cap from Jorts
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This is not the deleted tweet in question.

Anywho, Taylor goes off on a long tirade about how SHE'S the victim here and she's actually just like you common, filthy workers.
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I like the one at the top of this cap. It reeks of "I'm getting bodied and no longer want to have my nose rubbed in it in public".
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And at the end she blames the guy SHE fucking yelled at for dogpiling her
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One of these people has over 100k more followers and is into her 40s.

To even more call her out on her bullshit, I fucking looked and not ONCE did Jorts speak to her or mention her. This is the extent of their "interactions".
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Each one of these he is speaking to someone else in the thread.
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I even scanned through his obscene amount of tweets and he didn't even screen cap her, probably because she's allegedly had him blocked for months. This also means that he never would've seen her dunk on him to send his followers to go after her. This might surprise you but it looks like she said something asinine, people called her out on it more than they gave her asspats (and I don't see many if any of those), and she's very upset by this.

Taylor, punky poo, you are a grotesque liar that no one actually likes. Your daddy's money will not buy actual people who care about your vapid bitch ass. His money cannot stop people from pointing and laughing at you when you loudly and very publicly shit yourself. This whole thing is pathetic to the point of repulsion and I didn't think I could get any more repulsed by her before this.
 
One thing for context especially since Taylor is involved: the person behind the Jorts The Cat account has tried to stay anonymous.

Taylor is clearly mad at them for the ableism like saying you shouldn't abuse workers who are delivering your online grocery order and likely has been for some time since Jorts regularly gets attention for pro-worker and pro-union tweets. Probably blocked them for "safety" as it became one of her targets.
 
Taylor is clearly mad at them for the ableism like saying you shouldn't abuse workers who are delivering your online grocery order and likely has been for some time since Jorts regularly gets attention for pro-worker and pro-union tweets.
It is an absolute certainty that this hideous cunt treats service workers horribly. Just the tweet with her Karening out about her $22 avocado cunt toast says that loud and clear.
 
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