Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
>She's back

Fucks sake Elon if you just stuck to your guns every time you did something these people wouldn't keep fucking pestering you. NEVER apologize. Sounds like he's gonna cuck out tbh
He already did.

55/45 right now if he'll leave. I don't see how this could've gone worse. Only hope is he shuts it down I guess.
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It's always kinda been garbage. It's just flipped from being about selling newspapers on the street corner to clicks. Yellow Journalism has been a term for a type of journalism we see now. I think it's gotten worse in that the internet makes it easier for more retards to be "journalists". But even during GWOT CNN was making shit up on air.
I think part of it was when people started going to college for “journalism” degrees and you started seed upper class people like the Anderson Coopers of the world joining it (he’s a Vanderbilt). They don’t engage with regular people and don’t understand our problems. They consider the subjects of their stories to be their peers if they are rich or beneath them if they aren’t. Journalism went from going against the establishment to being part of it.
 
If Musk resigns as head of twitter, meh. He'll just hire someone to run the thing as he wants it run. He still owns it.

Sigh. Taylor and her peers are learning the hard way that Freedom of the Press does not mean freedom from consequences. The Washington ComPost and its ilk can of course make their own social media. Bezos has the money. Taylor should pester him to do it. I'm sure ol' Jeff wants to be nagged by a 40 to 50-something harridan with fake teeth and bulimia cheeks.

Oh yeah, the obligatory XKCD comic link. My, it's aging well.

What goes around comes around. As ye sow, so shall ye reap. Sow the wind; reap the whirlwind... these are not new nuggets of wisdom. Yet the journo-slime is too stupid to understand them.

About the AARP following Taylor: Anyone over 18 can join, but only those over 50 can be full members. Possibly, Taylor was born in 1972 or earlier. Her hands are those of an older woman. I can believe she is in her early 50's.

For those who are not patposters and possibly dismayed that Taylor is now unbanned: (1) why are you not a patposter? and (2) Patrick Tomlinson is thoroughly addicted to the twitter, and has had his account suspended/banned multiple times. The ban-unban cycle is much funnier, and produces more milk, than a perma-ban. Good to see Elon gets this. Taylor will catch another suspension soon enough.
 
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The more news I heard about Taylor Lorenz being “banned” only then to come back from being “unbanned”, the more you start to realize that using social media like it’s a tool for personal soapboxes and not your job will be the death of useless professions that do not offer anything except more unhinged and unbearable people thinking that Twitter will always have their back.

If you really can’t take the heat, don’t then try to blow up the kitchen with your incompetence. Taylor is really on the verge of being a useless cow to society.
 
CDAN has had a few blinds regarding Tay Tay.
Apparently she's fucking Bezos?
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2022/06/blind-item-7_7.html
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(It doesn't name her but the comments section mentions her.)

Yes, the site is a trashy gossip blog and rarely posts any proof or reveal their blinds, *but* has been right about a lot of unlikely sounding things in the past - it had a lot on Epstein/Maxwell from very early on, the Clintons and other politicians etc.
So massive grain of salt but it would also explain a lot.
 
Taylor is really on the verge of being a useless cow to society.
For all intents and purposes, Taylor has crossed over into the void of pure societal leech a long time ago. The crackhead who washes your car window for a dollar contributes more to society than Taylor does as a pretend journo.
 
I know having the ban reversed is a disappointment but seeing all the discombobulation that Elon caused with just a few suspensions of scumbag journos is as encouraging as it is entertaining. The smug, lecturing elites are as arrogant as ever and will only double down. If centrists and right wingers get to speak freely and use all this salt as fuel, Twitter will only become more fun. A small sacrifice now for a 🌽big harvest🌽 later.

Anyway, having her think it was real and seeing her cope and seethe (especially on Instagram live) was revitalizing. Watching Taylor with her slack-from-a-stroke face and wobbling jowls trying to play the coquette had me in a SPIN! From her unfashionable, sleazy looking dress to her middle schooler mannerisms it was truly a mutton dressed as lamb moment :story:
 
with Taylor Lorenz banned, I would like to remind everyone that she is a lizard person
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Damn bitch, there are people who can’t afford to keep the heat on and you’re turning that shit up 20f hotter than it should be. Burning fracked gas to own the conservatives.

And taylor was reinstated.

Elon you CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULDE!
Elon was planning on shorter bans.
 
>She's back

Fucks sake Elon if you just stuck to your guns every time you did something these people wouldn't keep fucking pestering you. NEVER apologize. Sounds like he's gonna cuck out tbh
The number one rule when dealing with the woke: never apologize. If you don't, you're fucked. If you do, you're even more fucked.
 
Yes, that's exactly it - when you’re that rich for too long, you kind of lose touch with reality (whether you want to or not). It's medically proven – in the same way your muscles atrophy and you get weak from not having enough exercise, if you have a lot of money, the parts of your brain normally occupied by “the struggle” of living day to day slowly shrivel up and die. Not having to worry like that sounds like it would be paradise, but in practice it genuinely reduces your ability to be compassionate and empathetic. If you ever wondered what is wrong with guys like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, or Mark Zuckerberg, it’s probably this. They’ve been so rich for so long that they have no concept of what it’s like to be a normal human being anymore. Their brain has been completely re-wired by the fact they’re able to buy (or pay someone to build) anything they could ever think of, at any time of the day, no matter where they are in the world. It’s beyond just being spoiled, it’s literally a form of brain damage.


I agree completely and I wish there was more speculation and discussion of the psychology of these "titans", especially the ones you mentioned who are so high profile. why cant all the idiots who are super into gay true crime bullshit about the same 3 serial killers from the 70s would switch gears to armchair psychoanalysis of the ultra wealthy and powerful?

Alex Jones. was right. YAA! but seriously, the elite arent *literal* reptiles, but the analogy holds. They have beaten the game of life, but now what? The latest Kanye shit actually makes me feel a lot of compassion for him because hes acting as crazy as I imagine many normal people would if they got dropped into the sick reality of being one of "them". He will probably never get treatment or be happy and healthy again. Too rich. even without the jew money. I know he has always been crazy, but I think he probably has had a few unavoidable (being so famous and in demand) peeks behind evil elite pedophile lizard demon curtain and its probably so much worse to see it with your own eyes than it is to piece it together with what gets leaked accidentally. He reached sentient video game protagonist when he put on the MAGA hat. Now hes trying to break out of the game by trying to wake himself up from a nightmare. He has literally gotten that lecture from the movie Network at this point. you dont fuck around with the primal forces of nature because finding out makes you lose your mind.



Jeff Bezos has been in full mid life crisis mode for awhile now, which in this day and age is downright wholesome. New GF who he thinks is super hot even though shes an ancient plastic surgery cat-faced LA thot. Taking steroids so he can post shirtless photos of himself flexing on social media with the GF just like a glow up 22 year old! I cant even imagine what weird drugs he took to protect his muscle tendons from snapping when he started lifting. Gotta be careful even as a well trained young buck when youre ongear- your muscle growth can outpace your tendon elasticity and you can lose 6 months of progress waiting for the tear to heal. A 50 year old who has never worked out blasting HGH/some crazy stack to get shredded in a couple years just to look good (for a 50 year old) on instagram?? Thats so fucking retarded! But the neediness and goofy try-hardism does make him seem at least somewhat human compared to the others. He might be the only one NOT eating baby brains! But still, how utterly pathetic and empty. He is just trying to make up for being a kissless virgin who didnt play sports in high school and like why not just do that bullshit and at least try to do something which might make the world a better place??

Elon Musk is a traumatized little boy who literally calls his dad a monster but then behaves exactly the same way. He is desperate for validation and I think its possible that he has never had a real friend. I don't feel bad for him though, because he is just a business school rich kid faggot who cant just be happy being rich, or having a bespoke car company that people legitimately seem to like, fucking "hot" bitches, and racing yachts or whatever that bullshit the Oracle guy does. He has to get the likes and retweets for all his dank memes and histrionically spar with short sellers, and have a temper tantrum about his fake submarine rescue mission. He even got hair plugs! WHY? he was already rich and he was never attractive. thats so desperate. I think if he had a couple good bros from back in the Boer days and actual interests and hobbies instead of pretending to know science and work 90 hour weeks, he would probably be with Thiel right now mining the youth essence from some 12 year olds so he could live forever. So, his loss is our win in that sense because he is doing something that feeds his ego and is actually funny and interesting for once with this twitter bullshit.

Zuckerberg seems like an autistic sociopath I guess. He cant even say one sentence on tv without creeping everyone out. He created facebook to exploit people and fuck with them for his own amusement. The lack of empathy and humanity is so self evident that I think that if given the choice between saving his life and the life of an insect, I'd choose the insect. Why would I hurt an innocent bug just to save a "person" who has demonstrated contempt for humanity and who I bet would, in the same situation, choose the bug over some random nobody just because he's already experienced every novelty money can buy.


ANd dont even get me started on warren buffet. He has all the worst traits of these guys and gets his dick sucked for being a cheapskate. I hate that faggot
 
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