Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If Bill Nye and George Takei can get invites, Taylor might have an outside shot-- she's probably trying to sideways guilt-trip them into inviting her. Being a rich kid who grew up into a munchie internet hall monitor is just like being an astronaut or international business leader! And why can't she just wear a damn mask herself and stop worrying about what other people do? (I know why, but goddamn woman shut up)

They're actually famous with major connections. Taylor is just a screaming harpy online that comes from a rich family.

Hot girls have internet blood sports?

I hear you can see such thing on Heavy R

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The thing is that nobody is forbidding Taylor to walk around in one of those radiation suits if she's so afraid of covid. She wants us to wear it so she won't, lol, fuck off.

What she doesn't realise or doesn't want to realise is that she is the problem here. The majority of humans are already inmune to covid and to most diseases. We already do our part to avoid spreading diseases that aren't covid: we are vaccinated, we stay home when we have respiratory illnesses, etc. If covid's such a danger for her, then are the other type of diseases that existed before covid: common flu, tuberculosis, etc. If she survived them, she's not gonna die of covid.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Two choice retweets from today.


This one amused me. What the fuck is a “serious outcome”? That’s not a thing. The most common—overwhelmingly so—outcome to Covid is full recovery.


Looks like Elon got a phone call…

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Two choice retweets from today.

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This one amused me. What the fuck is a “serious outcome”? That’s not a thing. The most common—overwhelmingly so—outcome to Covid is full recovery.

Would love to see one of these people propose their own plan but I know why they don't, they'd have to establish something, anything, about Long COVID first.

 

[Absolutego]

Except dissenting journalists in Communist countries are actually doing what journalists should do, and getting shot for it.

"Journalists" in Western countries do exactly what the government wants them to do, not even out of cowardice, just because of their basic nature as evil whores.

Really it's because they grew up rubbing elbows with all the people in government responsible for bad actions, especially in someone like Lorenz's case.
Less "evil whore" and more "the profession is totally compromised, tar and feather these morons"

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Would love to see one of these people propose their own plan but I know why they don't, they'd have to establish something, anything, about Long COVID first.

They couldn't do it because Long Covid has been debunked.

Long Covid is not a disease, just like Long Flu or Long Asthma or Long Diabetes aren't diseases either. People suffer them longer than others because they have certain specific issues themselves making them more severe (and in consequence, they last longer in the body). The people claiming to have covid are either hypochondriacs or people with fucked up immune systems.

The funniest shit is that, even when you tell people that the symptoms they are experiencing are likely just hysteria and if they calm down they'll feel better, they say stuff like "well, see? They aren't fake, so you still need to mask up and get vaccinated."

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

No, IBS has nothing to do with that. She hasn't mentioned medical illnesses she had afaik even though she's bitching about it daily.

My guess is that she has some sort of hypothyroidism or Autoimmune thyroiditis. Tuning thermostats up because she feels cold at human temperatures, Drinking lots of water because she's constipated, having to take life-saving medicine (levothyroxine) daily, being tired and wanting to work from bed, being a feeeemale, etc.

Except for the Thyroid pills all of those are symptoms of being a femoid

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

No, IBS has nothing to do with that. She hasn't mentioned medical illnesses she had afaik even though she's bitching about it daily.

My guess is that she has some sort of hypothyroidism or Autoimmune thyroiditis. Tuning thermostats up because she feels cold at human temperatures, Drinking lots of water because she's constipated, having to take life-saving medicine (levothyroxine) daily, being tired and wanting to work from bed, being a feeeemale, etc.

This makes sense, other than the fact that it would not actually cause "immunocompromise." But she probably would run with it technically being autoimmune to claim that it does, for internet points and munchie self-gratification.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

No, IBS has nothing to do with that. She hasn't mentioned medical illnesses she had afaik even though she's bitching about it daily.

My guess is that she has some sort of hypothyroidism or Autoimmune thyroiditis. Tuning thermostats up because she feels cold at human temperatures, Drinking lots of water because she's constipated, having to take life-saving medicine (levothyroxine) daily, being tired and wanting to work from bed, being a feeeemale, etc.

If she’s got hypothyroidism and cold all the time then the bitch should get off Twitter, go outside and visit her endo. It’s a sign of being undermedicated.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

If she’s got hypothyroidism and cold all the time then the bitch should get off Twitter, go outside and visit her endo. It’s a sign of being undermedicated.

A lot of our munchie cows already go to doctors, that doesn't help. They don't need a physical doctor, they need good psychiatrists and being medicated and probably being locked in.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

The simple explanation is that like many neurotic white women Taylor has shades of hypochondriac behavior and Covid broke her mind into going full retard.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

So this is very strange; TayTay as adult fetus aspirant. But also, it’s another piece of evidence that she and her Forever Fiancé with the house in Maryland may have called it quits. Other evidence includes her bitching about being alone on holidays.

ETA: This may also be TayTay’s opening advertisement for a munchie carer. Perhaps Forever Fiancé didn’t want the job.
L - A

 

[sum ting wong]

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Long covid fucked my wife, took my job, and burned down my house. Reparations now please.

 

[Tsar Nicky]

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So this is very strange; TayTay as adult fetus aspirant. But also, it’s another piece of evidence that she and her Forever Fiancé with the house in Maryland may have called it quits. Other evidence includes her bitching about being alone on holidays.

ETA: This may also be TayTay’s opening advertisement for a munchie carer. Perhaps Forever Fiancé didn’t want the job.
L - A

Alone on Christmas, sad-posting like a faggy kid in 2009, alone on New Years, doesn't get invited to the important people parties. Bitch is like a broke, sad Scrooge in both personality and age.

 

[Pork Packer]

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So this is very strange; TayTay as adult fetus aspirant. But also, it’s another piece of evidence that she and her Forever Fiancé with the house in Maryland may have called it quits. Other evidence includes her bitching about being alone on holidays.

ETA: This may also be TayTay’s opening advertisement for a munchie carer. Perhaps Forever Fiancé didn’t want the job.
L - A

Ok call me a crazy autist but seeing this post gave me a massive gut feeling that ms lawrence is going to reinvent herself as some scuffed tradright talking head in the not too distant future after the warranty of the fuck and sucks she gave to various media execs runs out and she becomes a sacrificial goat to be torn apart by her "beloved friends and colleagues" for her problematic transgressions before being unceremoniously dropkicked to the street

She is just the right mix of obnoxious self importance, lack of self awareness, and absolute pathological hatred for those who cross her, especially in the media industry, that I think if she becomes the subject of the next woke witch hunt she will go full amber heard in trying to get even with the clique that betrayed her

 

[Ultrapenguin]

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So this is very strange; TayTay as adult fetus aspirant. But also, it’s another piece of evidence that she and her Forever Fiancé with the house in Maryland may have called it quits. Other evidence includes her bitching about being alone on holidays.

ETA: This may also be TayTay’s opening advertisement for a munchie carer. Perhaps Forever Fiancé didn’t want the job.
L - A

An outspoken liberal and trans rights advocate who is also into age regression. What a surprise.

Ok call me a crazy autist but seeing this post gave me a massive gut feeling that ms lawrence is going to reinvent herself as some scuffed tradright talking head in the not too distant future after the warranty of the fuck and sucks she gave to various media execs runs out and she becomes a sacrificial goat to be torn apart by her "beloved friends and colleagues" for her problematic transgressions before being unceremoniously dropkicked to the street

She is just the right mix of obnoxious self importance, lack of self awareness, and absolute pathological hatred for those who cross her, especially in the media industry, that I think if she becomes the subject of the next woke witch hunt she will go full amber heard in trying to get even with the clique that betrayed her

I think she's too whiny and stupid to even do that much, that would require some actual independent execution instead of just crying and acting like a petulant little bitch while using her "journalism" as a shield. I'd be more likely to put my money on her going the munchie route.

She definitely fits the archetype as an incredibly self-centered white woman from a well off family who's reasonably attractive, but not enough for her to get by on it. Ordinarily it seems like they pick it up sooner, usually in early adulthood (late teens to mid 20s), but if her "career" falls apart I could see her having a mental breakdown and going full munchausens shut in.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

An outspoken liberal and trans rights advocate who is also into age regression. What a surprise.


I think she's too whiny and stupid to even do that much, that would require some actual independent execution instead of just crying and acting like a petulant little bitch while using her "journalism" as a shield. I'd be more likely to put my money on her going the munchie route.

She definitely fits the archetype as an incredibly self-centered white woman from a well off family who's reasonably attractive, but not enough for her to get by on it. Ordinarily it seems like they pick it up sooner, usually in early adulthood (late teens to mid 20s), but if her "career" falls apart I could see her having a mental breakdown and going full munchausens shut in.

I tend to agree. A possible scenario is after she gets “laid off” by WaPo she files a wrongful termination suit (“They didn’t respect my vapors and need for fainting couch accommodation!”) and gets a 6/7-figure book deal for a memoir about her dangerous life receiving mean comments on Twitter while being always cold.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Her boyfriend/husband? probably left her when she finally agreed to have sex without the mast and gloves and she then simply whispered "oh, Chaya".

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Two choice retweets from today.

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This one amused me. What the fuck is a “serious outcome”? That’s not a thing. The most common—overwhelmingly so—outcome to Covid is full recovery.

Taylor doesn't have long covid because nobody does. Not a real illness. Taylor is munching as usual.

 

[Cap-tan]

Hey Taylor. You know viruses can spread via TCP/IP right? Mask yo router up!