Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

There's a possum that drags discarded produce out of the dumpster attached to the restaurant next to my home, and leaves his findings in my yard. Yesterday he collected three tangerines and a dragonfruit. He's eating better than Taylor, and paying less.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There's a possum that drags discarded produce out of the dumpster attached to the restaurant next to my home, and leaves his findings in my yard. Yesterday he collected three tangerines and a dragonfruit. He's eating better than Taylor, and paying less.

My koi and rabbit eat better than she does. There is no way I'd feed them something that looks like it came out of an Indians ass. (They love their broccoli treats.)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Isn't avocado on toast the easiest fucking thing to make.

It's the same with Subway, you can just slap two pieces of bread and some together and have it taste better anyways. Modern convenience food is such a pointless waste of money.

Woah, woah, woah, let's not denigrate Subway in comparison to what Taylor bought. I'm not a fan or anything but Subway's got all that meat, cheese and veggies in one place and you can pile up a bunch of stuff on a footlong for like $6. Taylor got some avocado spread on toast, an egg (1) and "salad" of indeterminate size for $22. Subway will toast your sandwich for free! (You just want some toasted bread, ask, I'm sure they'll be like "whatever" and do it.) You can even get salads at Subway! Sure, you can't get an egg, but you've got one of those in your fridge right? Takes like a minute or two to cook. We're probably coming in around $14.50 with twice or more as much food already. Check this out, they cut those footlongs in half so guess what buddy pop half of it in a ziptop bag in the fridge and you've got lunch for tomorrow.

I mean, think about it, when Jussie Smollett was organizing a faux hate crime and falsifying the immediately condemned by all right-side-of-history-people attack what did he stop to pick up at 3AM or whatever in subzero Chicago to replenish himself after his poorly thought through and executed stupid plan? That's right, a Subway sandwich.

The funniest part is that you could explain all this kind of stuff to Taylor and she absolutely would not understand why people are STILL making fun of her other than they must be some kind of Nazis who just hate minorities. Even as everyone she knows probably laughs at thinking about Taylor's avocado toast especially the rich shut-in media faggots who similarly buy expensive crap like it via delivery to eat.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

In a relatively small amount of time, nobody will remember Tay-Tay for anything she wrote. They'll only remember her as being the dumb millennial cunt who got ripped off on delivery avocado toast and then broadcast it to the public.

 

[Dedans]

Another day, another Journo teeing off on Taylor Lorenz!

Spoiler: Link

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1699535242011254839

This time, it's the Pulitzer Prize winning Glenn Greenwald clowning on Taylor, for her bizarre comparison of the Biden administration to... the Third Reich?

She is so utterly consumed with the Covid fear-mongering that she quotes her Journalist friend Andre Damon, who states that the US Government have been systematically murdering old, ill and disabled people, à la Hitler. Maybe if Biden did kill off all of the old, mentally disabled people we would be liberated from Taylor's asinine opinions.

By this point, Taylor has become one of the easiest Journalists to farm for batshit opinions out of a sea of retarded Journalists. I hope she continues to kvetch about Covid for the next ten years, as even the most neurotic, zealous Corona warriors finally move on to the next thing to perpetually worry about, as she remains so far out of touch from the rest of society.

Confined in her New York apartment, hermetically sealed away from the world, ordering DoorDash three times a day, no husband nor progeny in sight. The year is 2033. Covid is practically a distant memory at this point.

*Breaking News - Covid outbreak detected in Massachusetts*
She drops to the floor, tears in her eyes, a grin on her face. She scurries to her phone to open Twitter, vindicated in her unwavering loyalty to the Coof, never doubting its return, not once. Taylor quietly whispers... "I won."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

How did she cope with the H1N1 and how it infected up to 1.4 billion people? At least back then they didn't have to claim things like cancer was really COVID killing people. At least Barack didn't fuck over a nation during it just told you to wash your hands and stop sneezing on people.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Another day, another Journo teeing off on Taylor Lorenz!

Spoiler: Link

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1699535242011254839

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This time, it's the Pulitzer Prize winning Glenn Greenwald clowning on Taylor, for her bizarre comparison of the Biden administration to... the Third Reich?

She is so utterly consumed with the Covid fear-mongering that she quotes her Journalist friend Andre Damon, who states that the US Government have been systematically murdering old, ill and disabled people, à la Hitler.

Oh, that explains why she deleted those tweets. The alt-right was probably replying to them with vile harassment about her avocado toast.

 

[AnOminous]

I've never paid more than $6 for a breakfast in 20 years. How do you manage to spend $14?

You can manage it a lot of places. Like get steak and eggs with a giant ribeye.

Booze mostly.

Bloody Marys, breakfast of champions.

 

[Sock Cucker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjxCysQnL4&t=384s

She did an interview with a YT farmer (not Kiwi type). Still listening in case of a KF mention, but the commenters are not Taylor fans.
They are discussing social media because of her book " Extremely Online". Don't recommend watching, as she is annoying, but if someone wants to grab some comments for posterity, there you go.

Edit: no KF mention. Her ears are ugly. She is wearing headphones that have an area that looks spliced or chewed on.

 

[clipartfan92]

She looks like she should be ranting on facebook about 5G mind control beams and how fabric softener is shrinking men's testicles.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

22 seems standard for delivery prices from what I've seen. When you're a big city single professional, your disposable income goes towards shit like 22 dollar avocado toast. They don't have children or other things to put money into. Their choice of food are walking 10 minutes to one of the overpriced shitty restaurants within radius of their apartment that they've been to numerous times already, or paying a huge surcharge for delivered food. Delivery apps couldn't survive without this segment of users.

 

[Dipodomys]

This chick just showed up on a podcast that was hosted by a Jewish "farmer" I keep an eye on. Recognized the name. I didn't watch the video and I don't know who she is.

Morgan Gold is someone I've been meaning to make a thread about. If anyone wants some context on him: Rich Jew buys a huge piece of forest in rural Vermont. Proceeds to pick fights with elderly hunters, elderly dog breeders, and anyone weak enough to bully. Basically every Jewish stereotype but wearing overalls. He's getting sued for defamation by at least one person which is pretty funny to keep up with.

 

[mlanguishi]

This chick just showed up on a podcast that was hosted by a Jewish "farmer" I keep an eye on. Recognized the name. I didn't watch the video and I don't know who she is

That old lady has the worst vocal fry. It's bad enough to read her nonsense, but her voice makes it so much worse.

 

[JJLiautaud]

This chick just showed up on a podcast that was hosted by a Jewish "farmer" I keep an eye on. Recognized the name. I didn't watch the video and I don't know who she is.

Morgan Gold is someone I've been meaning to make a thread about. If anyone wants some context on him: Rich Jew buys a huge piece of forest in rural Vermont. Proceeds to pick fights with elderly hunters, elderly dog breeders, and anyone weak enough to bully. Basically every Jewish stereotype but wearing overalls. He's getting sued for defamation by at least one person which is pretty funny to keep up with.

I've watched some of his vids knew something was off but i never knew the background.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

This chick just showed up on a podcast that was hosted by a Jewish "farmer" I keep an eye on. Recognized the name. I didn't watch the video and I don't know who she is.

Morgan Gold is someone I've been meaning to make a thread about. If anyone wants some context on him: Rich Jew buys a huge piece of forest in rural Vermont. Proceeds to pick fights with elderly hunters, elderly dog breeders, and anyone weak enough to bully. Basically every Jewish stereotype but wearing overalls. He's getting sued for defamation by at least one person which is pretty funny to keep up with.

The virgin farm larper in Vermont vs the Chad Israeli settler in Occupied Palestine.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

There's a possum that drags discarded produce out of the dumpster attached to the restaurant next to my home, and leaves his findings in my yard. Yesterday he collected three tangerines and a dragonfruit. He's eating better than Taylor, and paying less.

You should Seamless that to Tay tay. I bet she'd pay you $22 for it.

Bloody Marys, breakfast of champions.

I don't drink hard stuff anymore, (anything stronger then 8-10% would just end up making me angry) so I just drink beer now. But I was a huge fan of the breakfast screwdriver back in the day. Plus there's OJ in it so you can say it's healthy.

 

[Temperance]

The forum rollback ate the recent discussion.
I think @Need4Sneed posted this:

And pointed out how it's weird that Taylor will be "moving" her tech/culture news commentary to Youtube when she's supposed to be a tech journalist at the Washington Post.

I shared this stuff:
Taylor's pushing her Youtube channel on BlueSky as well.

It doesn't make much sense considering her YT videos don't get many views.

I checked her Substack, but she hasn't posted any journalism stuff there in a long time. Just some book shilling.

She's still writing articles for the Washington Post, at least for now...


I skimmed through her Twitter, and it's the same as always. Lot of Covid/mask/vaccine sperging, some book shilling, and a little bit about the Russell Brand drama.

LMAO. When even the hypersensitive loons at the DSA and PSL no longer care about Covid, you know everyone has well & truly moved on from it. Everyone except Tay-Tay, I guess.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The views are fine for her subscription count, however her likes and comments are terrible. She has no one bothering to do any form of interaction on views. I could see that being the case with comments because she would aggreesively remove any negative ones that appear given what we know about her, but her likes are terrible. getting 30 to 40 a month for someone who has currently over 350k followers on X is bad. I say currently too because she losing a lot of followers. Nearly 2000 in the past month.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

LMAO. When even the hypersensitive loons at the DSA and PSL no longer care about Covid, you know everyone has well & truly moved on from it. Everyone except Tay-Tay, I guess.

Why do they think socialism would care about this at all?

"I've been tossing them five bucks a month for the ability to share Covid resources in the giant Slack channel. But I can't justify funding this shit anymore. I'm beyond done."

I think they'll be fine with losing the five bucks from RealGayArbys.

edit: oh my god at this woman:

 

[AnOminous]

I think they'll be fine with losing the five bucks from RealGayArbys.

>demands everyone wear masks to protect him from imaginary risks
>probably has full-blown AIDS from unprotected anal sex
Yeah whatever. Dude belongs in a mental ward.