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I hate that the major chat services have all either turned off their support for 3rd party apps or don't exist anymore. Being able to access Facebook messages, MSN, IRC, Google Chat through a single lightweight desktop program like Pidgin was ridiculously convenient.

On that note I also hate message histories stored in the cloud. I prefer impermanence of my IMs like IRL conversations and the fact that my embarrassing teenage chat logs are still floating around makes me eager for Facebook's "privacy focused vision" with its major point of content not sticking around forever. I don't care if their E2E ends up flawed or whatever priority #1 is my old messages gone from my and my recipient's devices
 
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All cloud based programs. My work uses Office 365, and jesus, just opening an Excel file is a pain in the ass now. I can no longer just click on the file I want to look at and have it open, oh no. I have to open Internet Explorer, navigate to Excel in Office 365, Go to "open file", click "browse this computer", find the goddamn file, UPLOAD THE GODDAMN FILE, AND THEN-ONLY THEN CAN I LOOK AT THE FUCKING THING.

It's especially irritating when I'm just trying to do a quick check on data that's still being gathered. I used to just copy -paste the file that was still recording, and open that one so as not to disturb the data collection. I'd do that in 2 minutes max, now Ihave to do the whole ringamarole above every fucking time.
 
All cloud based programs. My work uses Office 365, and jesus, just opening an Excel file is a pain in the ass now. I can no longer just click on the file I want to look at and have it open, oh no. I have to open Internet Explorer, navigate to Excel in Office 365, Go to "open file", click "browse this computer", find the goddamn file, UPLOAD THE GODDAMN FILE, AND THEN-ONLY THEN CAN I LOOK AT THE FUCKING THING.

It's especially irritating when I'm just trying to do a quick check on data that's still being gathered. I used to just copy -paste the file that was still recording, and open that one so as not to disturb the data collection. I'd do that in 2 minutes max, now Ihave to do the whole ringamarole above every fucking time.

They really go out of their way to make free and open source software look incredibly appealing.
 
They really go out of their way to make free and open source software look incredibly appealing.
Yeah I started using stuff last year because of how retarded some programs became.

Like who the fuck is designing this stuff? It used to be that a newer version of a program was clearly better, but now it's better to keep a few older versions just in case something horrible goes wrong.

But I guess Middle Managers filling positions with pajeets yields unwieldy programs instead of hiring people for all positions who actually understand what the program's purpose is supposed to be.
 
Everything having a fucking app. Especially retail brands who already have perfectly functional WEBSITES that negate the use of a fucking app.

Target? Get the target app!!! Joannas? App!!! Why this. Theres no benefit in wasting space by downloading an app. None!! Most if these apps are fucking cloud run so you need an internet connection to use them. And if you have access to the internet then just use the website.
Recently, someone I know was promoting a vendor's smartphone app. As he rattled off different "benefits", I thought about reasons why I didn't need the app.

"Get instant notifications." (Gee, I already get notifications via text without the app.)
"Get notified when you get paid." (Hmm, I already set up email notifications for that without the app.)
"The company no longer charges a monthly fee, so it's now free." (Big deal, I can get all your touted benefits without wasting space on my phone with an unneeded app.")

For example, the city I'm in IRL made it so you can't get a food handling license in person anymore. Nope. Instead, you have to learn the stuff and do the test for the card all online.
It's a blessing and a curse. While it's good to not have to wait in line for something as mundane as a food-handling permit application/renewal, it's presumptuous to assume everyone has access to the necessary internet connection/browser requirements and has the ability to learn what they need to know via an online course with no chance to ask questions or discuss material. I'm also willing to bet the online process costs more despite the convenience.

I miss when websites used to have little sections where you can download things like wallpapers and desktop icons.
Usually it would be for a game/movie/book/show/toyline.
Does anyone remember this?
I think @ToroidalBoat is right that with an age characterized by strict copyright and DMCA enforcement, people aren't as willing to lose their internet access/livelihood over fan art/creations like they used to be. It's a shame because there used to be some good stuff out there made by people who loved to share their creativity.

Yeah I remember those, sometimes they had those stupid mouse cursors available to download. I wonder if anyone actually bothered with those.
This ties into an annoyance of mine back in the day: sites that constantly nagged those browsing them to install their custom cursors with no way to say 'no' once and for all. Worse, many of those custom cursors were alleged to contain malware, spyware, or some combination of both.

In case it's not clear already, I'm not too much of a fan of cellphones either. It's unsettling how society has become so dependent on them now, when they were not needed before 2000.
Back then, mobile phones were good to have in an emergency when a payphone was unavailable or otherwise might not let you call who you needed to call. For whatever reason, they gradually morphed into internet devices on the go and people have become so attached/dependent to them that they can't function if their battery drops too low or their network goes down. Worse, with payphones all but obsolete now, not having a cell phone can truly leave one feeling stranded in an emergency with neither easy nor available alternatives for contacting someone in a pinch.

I miss those old small cheap radios people gave to kids at parties. I should of took care of the collection i had, had i known there's memes in local news
That brings me back to the memory of my first radio: a small AM transistor radio I got as a secret Santa gift when I was 11 or 12. the carrying strap was broken by the time I got it, but I enjoyed listening to local sporting events until the batteries died and I'd get a new battery and do it all over again. Best of all, this was when things were built to last, so I used that radio until it eventually stopped working even with fresh batteries.

I hate anything computer controlled in a car,
If your infotainment system is an attack vector to hack your car, you should look for another car.
I've always believed that stuff in today's cars such as the touch-screen display and infotainment centers are part of the reason we see more distracted driving in addition to making it more difficult to self-repair one's car while paying even more at the shop to replace these items when they malfunction. Also, as @ArnoldPalmer said, the unnecessary introduction of internet access in vehicles has provided an attack vector for hackers -- more-so if there's no way for end users to secure or disable this connectivity themselves.

Software needing an internet connection to function. Fuck internet DRM, fuck having to download shit constantly, fuck having to host content on a server preventing me from having a full offline installer.
The main software at my dayjob is like this. If it detects an update that needs to be downloaded and applied, it will only give you two options:
  • Stop what you're doing and let the program waste time updating itself, or
  • Don't perform the update, which exits the program and won't let you use it again until you let it update.
There's no option for, "I'm in the middle of finishing something right now, let's install the updates later."

-Industry-standard planned obsolescence/anticonsumerism
This is awful not just for electronic devices but major appliances as well. When new items such as furnaces are only given a useful life of 20 years max when their predecessors lasted much longer, it's enough to make one wonder why today's stuff is being made so shoddy when the components should be of better quality than what they were 20-plus years ago.

They really go out of their way to make free and open source software look incredibly appealing.
With MS Office being so expensive and moving to the 365 cloud-based subscription model, Free alternatives such as OpenOffice and LibreOffice suddenly become more appealing. I installed one of those on our newest office PC simply because Office seems to get more bloated and expensive with little in the way of improved end-user functionality to justify the price and monthly-subscription model.

Like who the fuck is designing this stuff? It used to be that a newer version of a program was clearly better, but now it's better to keep a few older versions just in case something horrible goes wrong.
I recently experienced this when a program I use occasionally was discontinued and the vendor released a final updated version for free. Upon installing it, the features I used and needed most were either missing or so bug-ridden they refused to work. As a result, I uninstalled the newer version in favor of the older one that worked properly.
 
I loved the look of Windows Vista, all that color and glass. Then the fags at Apple put a jihad on "skuomorphism" and declared minimalism to be So Hot Right Now, so Microsoft had to copy them with boring flat tiles from Windows 8 on.

I miss tactile feedback through buttons, dials, and whatnot. Touchscreens are great, but not for everything.

I hate that every website wants to send you notifications now - fuck right off with that shit.
 
I'm of two minds about this because on the one hand I genuinely like vinyl. Not because I'm an audiophile but because there's this mystique about listening to music on this giant disc that had the music basically scratched into it. It's the same reason I watch VHS tapes now that I think about it. It evokes a certain mood when I listen to it. That and I like the giant cases because the cover art is often more detailed than what you'd see on a CD case.

Unlike VHS tapes though, vinyl has become unreasonably expensive. The other week I bought Slayer's Reign in Blood and the damn thing cost $30. Reign in Blood is a short album, it's not even 30 minutes in length so why in the hell is it $30? There were Metallica albums that were twice as long in that store that cost less than that. I still can't wrap my head around it. What sucks is that it actually rose in price over the past year; I remember getting records for like $20 but now it's closer to $30.

For me vinyl is about having a cool physical object to go with the music, on top of supporting the artist, especially if they're a smaller band. But I limit myself to only buying new stuff directly from the band or from small independent labels. Also, prices tend to be lower when you're buying at a band's concert, plus you're literally handing them the cash.


I miss my ipod nano. I know everyone just uses their phone now, but my phone is giant and I don't want to have to fuck with it in the car.

There still is a market for dedicated portable digital audio players. But I'm still hanging on to my digital Sony Walkman that I got second hand half a decade ago. It's been used and abused and it's still going strong *touch wood*. It only plays mp3 but it's good enough for me.
 
I loved the look of Windows Vista, all that color and glass.
I can agree that, as bad as Windows Vista might've been, it looked pretty cool and had that top-class business feel to it. It's a shame that everything has to be flat these days.

Also, I don't get why some games now require more than 100GB of disk space to install (I.E. RDR2)
 
I can agree that, as bad as Windows Vista might've been, it looked pretty cool and had that top-class business feel to it. It's a shame that everything has to be flat these days.

Also, I don't get why some games now require more than 100GB of disk space to install (I.E. RDR2)
You can thank EA for that particularly retarded idea. They figured they could use uncompressed audio and texture files to bloat the size of the game and defeat the evil dastardly internet pirates. Of course, they ran into the small issue of legitimate buyers having the exact same problem,a s always, and blamed it on needed to "decompress the audio files to ensure good performance". On titanfall. Which is made on the SOURCE engine, which anything this side of a toaster can run.
 
Also, I don't get why some games now require more than 100GB of disk space to install (I.E. RDR2)
Wolfenstein: The New Order is probably the worst in this regard. It's a short game, about 7-10 hours with only a single-player campaign, and yet it's 45 goddamn GB. I'm assuming that the absurd size is coming from the game's FMV sequences but it's absolutely horseshit that it's that big at all for such a short game.
 
More and more things seem to be powered by USB, which is fine, but it's getting rarer and rarer that they're coming with wall adapters. Just because you can get wall outlets that have USB built in now doesn't mean I'm going to rush out and replace every single outlet in my home.

Haptic technology is pretty interesting and has some useful applications, but it's currently being used in some really retarded ways. Newer Macbooks all have keyboards that use a haptic engine to make the keypresses feel more substantial, because the key travel is next to nothing because MUH THINNESS, but in reality they just feel like someone spilled something on the keyboard. It's a real shame too, because Macbook keyboards were really nice before that.

Phones with parts of the screen cut out are fucking retarded looking. Every single one of them. There's a huge market for phones with designs circa 2012, just look at the popularity of the iPhone SE. The only people who seem to like the newest phone designs are dumbass consoomers from India who are only just now getting their first taste of modern technology, just look at the comments of any cell phone-based YouTube channel.

Yeah I remember those, sometimes they had those stupid mouse cursors available to download. I wonder if anyone actually bothered with those.
I did. I used some Prinny ones from the Disgaea website for a while (it's a video game with a penguin thing as a mascot)

Wolfenstein: The New Order is probably the worst in this regard. It's a short game, about 7-10 hours with only a single-player campaign, and yet it's 45 goddamn GB. I'm assuming that the absurd size is coming from the game's FMV sequences but it's absolutely horseshit that it's that big at all for such a short game.
My copy of Hitman 2 is sitting at a decadent 109.45gb on my hard drive. I didn't even buy the DLC, but that's probably already downloaded and locked out anyway.
 
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All cloud based programs. My work uses Office 365, and jesus, just opening an Excel file is a pain in the ass now. I can no longer just click on the file I want to look at and have it open, oh no. I have to open Internet Explorer, navigate to Excel in Office 365, Go to "open file", click "browse this computer", find the goddamn file, UPLOAD THE GODDAMN FILE, AND THEN-ONLY THEN CAN I LOOK AT THE FUCKING THING.

It's especially irritating when I'm just trying to do a quick check on data that's still being gathered. I used to just copy -paste the file that was still recording, and open that one so as not to disturb the data collection. I'd do that in 2 minutes max, now Ihave to do the whole ringamarole above every fucking time.
Office 365 has a desktop program your work is just extra stupid.
 
Office 365 has a desktop program your work is just extra stupid.
More that their level of security is dumb. I tried to download the desktop version, but have to have admin access to do so. They do that shit constantly. At one point they locked down all the usb ports to where they wouldn't access any flash drive. This despite the fact that the only way to get data off of our units and save it for engineers to evaluate involved fucking flash drives. Idiocy is the norm.
 
I hate that every website wants to send you notifications now - fuck right off with that shit.

This, what possible use could I have for almost every website sending me notifications? Most of the time I'm there just to read an article that I'll never read again. I mean maybe just maybe if the latest tentacle midget amputee porn hentai showed up on xhamster or whatever I might be arsed to give a shit but...no, never mind.
 
Yeah I started using stuff last year because of how exceptional some programs became.

Like who the fuck is designing this stuff? It used to be that a newer version of a program was clearly better, but now it's better to keep a few older versions just in case something horrible goes wrong.

But I guess Middle Managers filling positions with pajeets yields unwieldy programs instead of hiring people for all positions who actually understand what the program's purpose is supposed to be.

Good thing I'm still holding onto my Office 2003 disc I got from MSDN.

I loved the look of Windows Vista, all that color and glass. Then the fags at Apple put a jihad on "skuomorphism" and declared minimalism to be So Hot Right Now, so Microsoft had to copy them with boring flat tiles from Windows 8 on.

Granted, I kinda cringe when I see older versions of OSX with aqua buttons.
 
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