Tech you miss/ new tech trends you hate - ok boomers

The 2024 Lincoln Nautilus has a full-length screen, with a touchscreen, and has a new infotainment system called Digital Experience, which again proves that car companies are going way too hard on tech trends with their car models:

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At this rate, you'd have to root for the basement-tier car companies, i.e. Nissan and Mitsubishi, if you want a car that isn't overbloated with tech. And those two companies carry their own sets of issues with their cars. *cough* CVT *cough*
 
What I highly dislike:
- Electron-based apps, Web apps.
- Bloated Software
- Shitty UX/UI Design
- Cloud based software
- Any AAA modern games past 2016
- Touch screen only controls in cars
- Subscription models
- Kernel Anti-cheats. Even though I mostly play single-player.
- Usb-C only phones

What I miss:
- CRT Trying to find and buy a 21/19 inch monitor
- Windows 95-7 metal/retro interface
 
The 2024 Lincoln Nautilus has a full-length screen, with a touchscreen, and has a new infotainment system called Digital Experience, which again proves that car companies are going way too hard on tech trends with their car models:

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At this rate, you'd have to root for the basement-tier car companies, i.e. Nissan and Mitsubishi, if you want a car that isn't overbloated with tech. And those two companies carry their own sets of issues with their cars. *cough* CVT *cough*
They also want to get games/tiktok to work on these.
Death traps lmao.
 
The 2024 Lincoln Nautilus has a full-length screen, with a touchscreen, and has a new infotainment system called Digital Experience, which again proves that car companies are going way too hard on tech trends with their car models:
It's illegal in most states even to talk on a cell phone hands-free. Why is this shit legal? You have to look at a thing that's practically on the floor in the middle of the car instead of the road, and then fiddle with a shitty touch screen that doesn't work unless you touch the exact right spot and wrestle with an arcane user interface that doesn't make sense, just to change the radio station.
 
It's illegal in most states even to talk on a cell phone hands-free. Why is this shit legal? You have to look at a thing that's practically on the floor in the middle of the car instead of the road, and then fiddle with a shitty touch screen that doesn't work unless you touch the exact right spot and wrestle with an arcane user interface that doesn't make sense, just to change the radio station.
They should have gone with a Heads Up display tbh. At least the info would be in line of site instead on the dash. But no. Gotta play movies and shit on that screen
 
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I think the switch to one standard adaptor is one of the few current year tech trends that I don't hate.
Actually, I just remembered. Newer MacBooks removed the male USB port in favor of USB-C. If you have a flash drive, buy an adapter.
 
Actually, I just remembered. Newer MacBooks removed the male USB port in favor of USB-C. If you have a flash drive, buy an adapter.
I hate the C connector so much it's unreal. In their race to babyproof USB for their retarded one-cable-for-everything plans they made a connector with the worst possible stability and flush fitting to the point that if it's not a 100% flat surface you can expect things to disconnect with only the smallest nudge, not using a lightning type design was a fucking mistake.
 
I hate the C connector so much it's unreal. In their race to babyproof USB for their retarded one-cable-for-everything plans they made a connector with the worst possible stability and flush fitting to the point that if it's not a 100% flat surface you can expect things to disconnect with only the smallest nudge, not using a lightning type design was a fucking mistake.
When the lightning connector came out, I was blown away by how self-evident the design was.

Just *don't* put something in the connector that can snap off!

I have no idea why USB-C didn’t copy this.
 
Non-upgradable laptops are total bullshit.

I remember a time where you could freely upgrade memory, storage, processor and wifi card on almost any laptop. Not to mention all the things you could stick in the expansion slots (PC Card, Cardbus, ExpressCard) and hot-swappable drive bays.

Now you're lucky to be able to replace your one and only SSD. Fuck you if you need more than 16GB of memory. Fuck you if you wanted to cheaply upgrade your CPU after a few years to squeeze more time out of your laptop. Fuck you if you want a current gen wifi card for your 5 year old machine. Fuck you if you want a new battery, or an external battery. Fuck you if you wanted a good keyboard, a centered keyboard without a numpad, or a non-Lenovo brand with a TrackPoint. Fuck you if you were one of those people who actually liked ThinkPad-style convertable tablet PCs. Fuck you if you wanted a laptop that is properly supported by Linux without using the Ubuntu OEM kernel. Fuck you if you wanted a laptop that comes apart easily with normal tools.

In short, if you want to buy a laptop, fuck you.
 
Non-upgradable laptops are total bullshit.

I remember a time where you could freely upgrade memory, storage, processor and wifi card on almost any laptop. Not to mention all the things you could stick in the expansion slots (PC Card, Cardbus, ExpressCard) and hot-swappable drive bays.

Now you're lucky to be able to replace your one and only SSD. Fuck you if you need more than 16GB of memory. Fuck you if you wanted to cheaply upgrade your CPU after a few years to squeeze more time out of your laptop. Fuck you if you want a current gen wifi card for your 5 year old machine. Fuck you if you want a new battery, or an external battery. Fuck you if you wanted a good keyboard, a centered keyboard without a numpad, or a non-Lenovo brand with a TrackPoint. Fuck you if you were one of those people who actually liked ThinkPad-style convertable tablet PCs. Fuck you if you wanted a laptop that is properly supported by Linux without using the Ubuntu OEM kernel. Fuck you if you wanted a laptop that comes apart easily with normal tools.

In short, if you want to buy a laptop, fuck you.
I bought a Lenovo Thinkpad in a Black Friday sale this past November for $150. It'd be a nice machine if I could upgrade the ram. There is 4 gigs solder in and a spot on the board for a sodimm slot, but they just didn't bother to solder a slot on. The chipset can handle more ram. They basically didn't put that slot there to say "Fuck you! If you want more ram, buy a more expensive machine."

It was still a good deal for what it is, but god damn. There is no need of doing this to people.
 
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I bought a Lenovo Thinkpad in a Black Friday sale this past November for $150. It'd be a nice machine if I could upgrade the ram. There is 4 gigs solder in and a spot on the board for a sodimm slot, but they just didn't bother to solder a slot on. The chipset can handle more ram. They basically didn't put that slot there to say "Fuck you! If you want more ram, buy a more expensive machine."

It was still a good deal for what it is, but god damn. There is no need of doing this to people.
4GB of memory? I just couldn't. I remember having 8GB in 2010 and it was good on XP 64-bit, okay on OS X 10.5, so-so for whatever Linux I was playing with, and barely enough for Win 7. I can't imagine doing anything in 4GB these days.

I struggle with 16GB (maxed out) on my 12 year old ThinkPad X230. It has two SSDs, an ExpressCard slot, 802.11ac wifi, a good keyboard, an optional dock that clips on to the bottom should I have a need for more display outputs, more USB 2.0 ports, or an extra drive bay. It is actually my second X230, as the first one developed too many cracks in the chassis and all the flexing eventually jammed the cooling fan. Mind you, this is after about 8 years of following me everywhere, bouncing around in cars and trucks, being dropped more times than I can count, never been in a laptop bag, plus whatever the fuck the first owner did to it. Show me a new laptop not made by Panasonic that can handle that kind of abuse.

I bought a new ThinkPad P16, 50% off late last year, with the 24 core Intel Alder Lake CPU and I immediately stuffed it with 128GB of memory and two 4TB NVME drives. I didn't get the dGPU so I'm hoping to stick another SSD on an adapter into the dGPU slot. But that's it, that's all you can stuff into this thick heavy mobile workstation laptop. The keyboard is shit. It doesn't look like a ThinkPad. It doesn't even have onboard Ethernet. It's currently sitting on a shelf because it stopped powering on and I don't have time to deal with Pajeet warranty people at the moment.
 
Cars have become so much harder to work on, or at least it feels that way to me. When I bought an old Ford Ranger as my second car, I knew how everything worked, and I could work on it in my driveway if I felt the need to. Nowadays I gotta take my car to a shop that'll rip me off to do *anything* with it. After the costs of fixing up my last car I've just switched to motorbikes.

As for new things, seen it said in this thread before. I'm not old, but I'm old enough to remember when shit was built to last. Nowadays, it's cheaper to build something that'll only last 4-5 years and force some dumbfuck to buy the next Current Year appliance when it inevitably falls to pieces. It's especially notable with phones- I just bought a new phone and a year later the battery barely charges, there's a new model with nearly double the storage, and I haven't even paid for the thing fully yet b/c for some reason unless I want a cheap burner I gotta pay a grand or close to it for a phone that's gonna be out of date within the year.
 
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The USB-C connector has this tab in the middle that's liable to get damaged if it's just done cheaply enough. It's also an amazing design to collect all sorts of crud (relevant for mobile devices) that will stuff up the contacts and make the connector fail in various, strange ways. (If your phone doesn't charge properly, try cleaning the connector, there's a good chance that'll solve your problem if it suddenly stopped fast charging) It's also really difficult to clean without again, not damaging it. It's a good design in a vacuum where you want to get as much contact surface on as small as possible an area. They didn't consider things like robustness. Buy the new one next year! I'm not even touching the various ways this port gets wrongly implemented or I'll still be writing next december.

I'm sort of obsessed with small, low power computing devices and I absolutely hate how they're all these flat slabs nowadays that'll break in two if you look at them funny. I have a Q616 2-in-1 tablet that is one of the few devices that gives me the vibe of retro computer robustness, connectors behind little dust-proofing flaps and everything. Browse their 2-in-1 devices, they have a really fun, 80s blade-runnery kind of design, for the lack of a better word. Sadly their stats are not very impressive, especially for the price. Of course I took the Q616 apart and it's just as robust on the inside. Stark contrast to the similar vintage Thinkpad 2-in-1 I have that's functionally better but not nearly as nicely built. Of course they're both antiques but I doubt the newer Thinkpads are any better re: robustness. I'm not going to find out if the Q7312 is as that thing is priced at 3k. I don't think anyone outside of businesses with contracts actually owns one. That said they also have a nice Pentium Silver one I'm gonna pick up if I ever see it at a reasonable price and condition.
 
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The USB-C connector has this tab in the middle that's liable to get damaged if it's just done cheaply enough. It's also an amazing design to collect all sorts of crud (relevant for mobile devices) that will stuff up the contacts and make the connector fail in various, strange ways. (If your phone doesn't charge properly, try cleaning the connector, there's a good chance that'll solve your problem if it suddenly stopped fast charging) It's also really difficult to clean without again, not damaging it. It's a good design in a vacuum where you want to get as much contact surface on as small as possible an area. They didn't consider things like robustness. Buy the new one next year! I'm not even touching the various ways this port gets wrongly implemented or I'll still be writing next december.

I'm sort of obsessed with small, low power computing devices and I absolutely hate how they're all these flat slabs nowadays that'll break in two if you look at them funny. I have a Q616 2-in-1 tablet that is one of the few devices that gives me the vibe of retro computer robustness, connectors behind little dust-proofing flaps and everything. Browse their 2-in-1 devices, they have a really fun, 80s blade-runnery kind of design, for the lack of a better word. Sadly their stats are not very impressive, especially for the price. Of course I took the Q616 apart and it's just as robust on the inside. Stark contrast to the similar vintage Thinkpad 2-in-1 I have that's functionally better but not nearly as nicely built. Of course they're both antiques but I doubt the newer Thinkpads are any better re: robustness. I'm not going to find out if the Q7312 is as that thing is priced at 3k. I don't think anyone outside of businesses with contracts actually owns one. That said they also have a nice Pentium Silver one I'm gonna pick up if I ever see it at a reasonable price and condition.
me at 80s runner, thanks for the reccommendation
 
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