Tech you miss/ new tech trends you hate - ok boomers

In my experience, a lot of the talented guys ended up in management/senior lead devs for startups and mid-sized companies that churn out enterprise software. Think SAP, or planning software or even one of those highly niche things like embedded software in your fridge. Not only is the pay and work-life balance better, you get to escape the toxic shittery surrounding all these super-mega tech companies.
Maybe I'm being naive, but how the fuck is basic shit like a fridge going to sustain people career wise? It stays cool, the end. With that and other niche stuff, it really doesn't seem to complex. Unless they are designing software used by engineeers or scientists it's probably a waste of talent imo.
 
Maybe I'm being naive, but how the fuck is basic shit like a fridge going to sustain people career wise? It stays cool, the end. With that and other niche stuff, it really doesn't seem to complex. Unless they are designing software used by engineers or scientists it's probably a waste of talent imo.
Someone has to write the code for the IoT bullshit, and why kill yourself in those big companies? Besides, one thing I've found in life is that when everyone is looking one way the wise man looks in another way to make a killing.
 
Maybe I'm being naive, but how the fuck is basic shit like a fridge going to sustain people career wise? It stays cool, the end. With that and other niche stuff, it really doesn't seem to complex. Unless they are designing software used by engineeers or scientists it's probably a waste of talent imo.
You say that, but companies these days like stuffing """smart""" electronics on even mundane kitchenware. Karen wants to control the thermostat on her phone, Joe Sixpack wants that toaster toasting when he wakes up. And someone needs to do the gruntwork of coding and making sure all these embedded software works as intended. Niche, yes. Necessary, also yes. Since you're not competing with Microsoft or Amazon for these, work is pretty much guaranteed.
 
Maybe I'm being naive, but how the fuck is basic shit like a fridge going to sustain people career wise? It stays cool, the end. With that and other niche stuff, it really doesn't seem to complex. Unless they are designing software used by engineeers or scientists it's probably a waste of talent imo.
One astute observation about modern fridges: why must my refrigerator be an unsecured WiFi access point?

Someone has to be paid to hose away the pajeet shit from IoT products.
 
One astute observation about modern fridges: why must my refrigerator be an unsecured WiFi access point?

Someone has to be paid to hose away the pajeet shit from IoT products.
It has to be becuase your washing machine is... And your heater... Your TV... Everything. It's progress apparently. Really it's probably for energy companies to spy on you, maybe they will add more telemetry in the future to further invade privacy. Think of it, we can have a built in barcode scanner to monitor things you buy, then it could use an algorithm to tell your Amazon account you like X, you buy X every Y days, so just auto order more. It will be sold as a convenient way to conduct shopping. If you want real fear, there is a book called "The Power of Habit" by Charles Duhigg. It talked about a company where they began gathering data on womens purchases*, and they could then tell what trimester of pregnancy a woman was in based on her buying habits, and they altered advertising to thinks they were likely to desire at that time.
They even had a case where a father was outraged his teenage daughter was being advertised baby products. The company knew she was pregnant before he did.

In theory whats stopping anyone just removing the wifi-card from the fridges or whatever other trash is integrated into the IoT? As long as it does the cooling I'm happy, anything else is un-needed. The entire part about software beyond the thermostat is not needed imo.

*The idea was that having a child is expensive, so they viewed pregnant mothers as a cash cow, if they could target them they could make lots of money off it.
Oh fuck everything about that. I like my refrigerators dumb and frigid like a trailer park meth head.
PCs no longer have DVD drives built it, physical media is viewed as obsolete due to services/the cloud. Eventually all the stuff you own will break, or be too outdated to keep functioning. Then you're only left with the modern "smart" devices. I fucking hate it.
 
It has to be becuase your washing machine is... And your heater... Your TV... Everything. It's progress apparently. Really it's probably for energy companies to spy on you, maybe they will add more telemetry in the future to further invade privacy. Think of it, we can have a built in barcode scanner to monitor things you buy, then it could use an algorithm to tell your Amazon account you like X, you buy X every Y days, so just auto order more. It will be sold as a convenient way to conduct shopping.
No, John, I really just want to scan your tag for my Amazon Prime account. I'll still pay you. We'll just sit here for two hours so they can geo-log our transaction and location.

...yeah, just because I work at a shipyard Amazon thinks that I'm straight. I go out with men but they're not part of "the stock" that they sell so I get all these weird dick-girl mangas, suggestive estrogen pamphlets and other stuff in my weekly "Likeee!" box.

Oh yeah, Amazone "Likeee!" is a great free bonus we get.............................

Look, I thought that if I registered male sex workers to my purchasing history it would influence the algorithm and give me something better or at least stop messing with dating sites. No, I don't want... come on, I paid for two hours because I need to log two hours every week. We don't have to talk. No if you leave it won't count, just sit down.

We can watch the new Marvel movie to pass the time.
 
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A lot of the IoT stuff is planned obsolescence. "Oh, you updated the software on your washing machine and now it's not running? Isn't it time you buy a new one? It's a couple of years old anyway, we're not supporting that app anymore and we have a great new app with more features. What do you mean your neighbor is using the same washing machine she used in the 90s? Is she poor or something?" People buy these things as status symbols, sometimes housewives for whatever reason think its a flex to get the most expensive washing machine that exists.

The other group that makes IoT stuff are wannapreneurs who don't have any good ideas so they shove the internet in some everyday shit that nobody has thought to put the internet in yet. There are enough venture capitalists with more money than sense who will throw money at your Smart Fork in case it takes off. Occasionally people find these are acceptable gifts for people who have everything else.

Aside from that there are a ton of weird software and engineering jobs out there you might not think of. Random companies that make a few million a year that decide they need their own proprietary inventory software or something.


Personally, I've been feeling really nostalgic for web 1.0 stuff.
I've been thinking off and on about doing some kind of project, but I'm not sure what. I don't think I have the patience to make a website but I'm thinking about doing a sleeper build in an old PC case.
 
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Hey Windows 10, if you could stop forcibly updating every fucking week, that'd be great.

I disabled windows update through the registry last year and haven't updated since. The better way is to follow this video since you'll still get security updates and it removes all the bloatware.
 
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If I hear Apple is trying to make the Macbook Air that much fucking thinner ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.

You know every time they do that, they're giving you a worse, cheaper, product that doesn't perform in any capacity, right? Same goes for every device, especially Smartphones. Less space for a battery, all-in-one designs that you can't repair or service, inadequate cooling, weaker frames. You are introducing all of that with this thinness fetishism. And for what, so you can say you have a thinner device? What a fucking FLEX. I bet everyone in the room will clap and Albert Einstein will hand you a $20 bill. Now you can drop it more often, or experience the worsened in-the-hand feel. Maybe we can even beg Father Apple who art in Heaven (pbuh) to remove more features, like the display and the volume keys!
 
It has to be becuase your washing machine is... And your heater... Your TV... Everything. It's progress apparently. Really it's probably for energy companies to spy on you, maybe they will add more telemetry in the future to further invade privacy. Think of it, we can have a built in barcode scanner to monitor things you buy, then it could use an algorithm to tell your Amazon account you like X, you buy X every Y days, so just auto order more. It will be sold as a convenient way to conduct shopping. If you want real fear, there is a book called "The Power of Habit" by Charles Duhigg. It talked about a company where they began gathering data on womens purchases*, and they could then tell what trimester of pregnancy a woman was in based on her buying habits, and they altered advertising to thinks they were likely to desire at that time.
They even had a case where a father was outraged his teenage daughter was being advertised baby products. The company knew she was pregnant before he did.

In theory whats stopping anyone just removing the wifi-card from the fridges or whatever other trash is integrated into the IoT? As long as it does the cooling I'm happy, anything else is un-needed. The entire part about software beyond the thermostat is not needed imo.

*The idea was that having a child is expensive, so they viewed pregnant mothers as a cash cow, if they could target them they could make lots of money off it.

PCs no longer have DVD drives built it, physical media is viewed as obsolete due to services/the cloud. Eventually all the stuff you own will break, or be too outdated to keep functioning. Then you're only left with the modern "smart" devices. I fucking hate it.
Amazon, google and apple already know all you buy because of their smartspeakers and phones that are always listening, and because they own the devices and browsers where you search for everything

They dont need to sell you a fridge
 
My kingdom for a version of Windows 7 that still is being kept updated.

Fuck Windows 8/10. Metro has always been ass, and your pajeet devs make it worse with each update.
I feel like this about XP.
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Tfw you had more user freedom in Windows 98 than Windows 10.
 
I just hate blu-rays, the fact laptops don't have CD/DVD drives, and that EVERYTHING needs fucking wifi.
I also hate the freezer in the bottom of fridges thing but that's just a me thing, but I mean a fridge IS technology.

Honestly the fact everything needs wifi it's so stupid. It reminds me of the damn juicero and that if you didn't have it on wifi NO JUICE FOR YOUR STUPID ASS. Why does a fridge need wifi? Why do washers need it? FUCKING. WHY. I'm not even that old, but I hate the whole "cloud" idea? I'm not a doomer per say but the whole "everything online" shit is so retarded, esp since some places at least in the USA don't have the best internet/ people with internet thing. I know streaming is the future and I hate it so so SO much.
 
I feel like this about XP.
2000. XP is 2000 with a plasticy baby blue Fisher-Price UI. 2000 is the greatest.

I like Win10, it's infinitely better than 8 and way more coherent, it still has a lingering GUI schizophrenia when it comes to some settings and there's all the other shit, but other than that it's good IMO. I should do the Kosher Dill thing and upgrade to LTSC though.
 
I just hate blu-rays, the fact laptops don't have CD/DVD drives, and that EVERYTHING needs fucking wifi.
I also hate the freezer in the bottom of fridges thing but that's just a me thing, but I mean a fridge IS technology.

Honestly the fact everything needs wifi it's so stupid. It reminds me of the damn juicero and that if you didn't have it on wifi NO JUICE FOR YOUR STUPID ASS. Why does a fridge need wifi? Why do washers need it? FUCKING. WHY. I'm not even that old, but I hate the whole "cloud" idea? I'm not a doomer per say but the whole "everything online" shit is so retarded, esp since some places at least in the USA don't have the best internet/ people with internet thing. I know streaming is the future and I hate it so so SO much.
The only thing I will give "the cloud" is that it has made off site back ups easy and accessible to the consumer and small businesses.
 
2000. XP is 2000 with a plasticy baby blue Fisher-Price UI. 2000 is the greatest.

I like Win10, it's infinitely better than 8 and way more coherent, it still has a lingering GUI schizophrenia when it comes to some settings and there's all the other shit, but other than that it's good IMO. I should do the Kosher Dill thing and upgrade to LTSC though.
I've slowly warmed to Win10, so long as you use the usual techniques for bypassing MicroShaft spyware shit, strip it down a bit with easily available mods, and don't actually pay for it.

XP is still my favorite of the consoomer end of this pernicious brand, though. I was very fond of NT 3.5.1 as a file server though. I almost suspect they deliberately released that just to put the final nail in the coffin of Novell NetWare (which was better for that purpose). Nothing has ever done as good a job at what NetWare did since.

I remember one job I had where suddenly, the file server wasn't available. It turned out to be a hardware failure. The hard drives had simply crapped out. Both of them. It turned out the first drive had failed literally years previously, and the other was doing all the work. But then that failed, too.

The issue wasn't NetWare. It was pure hardware failure. And the issue wasn't well, just replace the hard drives and restore from the tape backups. It was literally that the machine had been installed 10 years previously and NOBODY KNEW WHERE THE FUCK IT WAS. Nobody currently working at that place had even seen the thing. That's how reliable NetWare was.

I seriously miss NetWare.
 
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