Tech you miss/ new tech trends you hate - ok boomers

I miss the goofy shit Infocom sometimes put in their text adventure games, like Hitchhiker's Guide.
Never mind that there's still better writing in a lot of those games than in AAA stuff made today for 250 million dollars.

It's the price that pisses me off. Modern controllers cost as much as a new video game, sometimes even more, and yet they have nowhere near the durability of controllers 20 years ago. I've got a PS1 controller from like 1999 that still works perfectly. And back then, a new controller was in the ballpark of $20-30 so you weren't breaking the bank if something went wrong. Meanwhile, my PS4 controller can barely read L3 inputs anymore.

It's especially egregious because little kids ain't exactly gentle with controllers. I know I abused the shit out of mine growing up. But now the controllers are way more fragile than they used to be so there's a better chance of kids irreparably destroying the controller.

Yeah, the PSX/Saturn were the last hurrah for digital solid state game pads. Hell, the second-gen Batwing Saturn pad is probably still the best design of its kind ever made. Once the Dual Shock came in we were off to the arms race of bigger, heavier, mechanically complex, fragile, pay up sucker controllers. Get this Dual Sense shit off my lawn.
 
This happened to me with Deus ex mankind divided and Divinity Oiriginal Sin II, playing a big role in me moving away from games. DOSII was just a steam code in a box. DXMD had the disc, but you needed to use the code and DRM to install it. Anything after 2012 or so is pretty much trash now imo. Meanwhile your local charity shop has lots of old games where you just put the disc in, install and you're good to go. Don't even get greeted by "We need to install a fucking huge patch", it's so much better.


Remember the old argument that due to not needing to physically produce, package and ship games the price would go down? Fuck steam. All the Valve fanboys get what they deserve crying over no HL3 when Valve can just get fat off steam sales, they have no otivation to make games. So they dont.
PC games always had shit like CD keys. Many times you couldn't just install the game off the disc. Even when buying used PC games, you always have to worry about getting a CD key, and even then you have to hope it hasn't been used online. Games always had patches too, you just had to go out of your way to look them up. Buying games on Steam is so easy and you get automatic patches.
 
That's actually not that new. I remember geocities pages from skiddies who would block right-click and display some stupid message about "not stealing their code".
I don't recall what site it was, but I once browsed one years ago that had JavaScript code that would pop up a message when it detected a right click and then display the same message box on an infinite loop. As others have said, it's way too easy to circumvent those scripts so they accomplish nothing in the end if someone is determined enough to peek at the underlying code and resources.

I like the idea of older OSes being simple and under control. A good example is DOS. Just a few files like COMMAND.COM, AUTOEXEC.BAT, etc. But now, OSes are horrendously complex, and most of the stuff goes on "under the hood". So many things "needed" just to run programs and manage files nowadays.
I attended an ACM presentation in college featuring someone who worked at Sun. The person gave a presentation on Unix/Sun-OS. I still remember him saying something to the effect that the OS was based on a collection of utilities that did one thing only and did it well. Windows with each new version tends to add more bloat than utility. Maybe complex OSes have their use and purpose but the average normie has no need to run bloatware if all they use computing devices for are simple mundane tasks.

But in Current Year, microwaves have all these settings for different crap, and you may not be able to cook for just 10 seconds to warm something up if the 1 is an "express button" that instantly starts cooking for 1 minute. Not everything has to be computerized...
I don't even know if my microwave accepts a time that's not a multiple of 30 seconds. If it does, it has to be entered in a rather counterintuitive way which defeats the idea of devices being easy to use.

It's one of the most blatant forms of feature creep.
Feature creep seems as inevitable as death based on my experiences in the IT world. At one place I worked at, a supervisor suggested as busywork that I should consider adding features to our flagship software that few of our end users if any would use because they would be unnecessary, confusing, or potentially illegal based on the privacy laws at the time.

Personally, I hate ISPs that literally fucking lock down your router settings.
My ISP is so gung-ho on getting users to switch the latest (and more expensive) internet service that it seems like my current plan is on auto-pilot. When I accidentally chose the option to do a factory reset on the router instead of an ordinary reboot, I lost certain features that were included in a later update. In the past, the ISP would detect the outdated version quickly and push the latest update through but they've stopped doing that and they even removed access to the link for manually updating. *sigh*

CB has also mostly gone downhill. I kind of enjoy the lunatics, though. It's a very unique brand of lunatic. The other day I heard a sikh and a hillbilly argue over who could merge.
When I last used my CB radio a few years ago, even channel 19 (used by truckers) seemed barren. I'll confirm that every area seems to have one or two lunatics on at any given time. If there was an appropriate thread, I could probably share numerous stories about the CB weirdos I've encountered over the years.

Every fucking mobile app has an update a day and the only thing I notice those updates change is everything works worse while looking the same and using up more resources.
When I switched mobile providers and got a new phone last year, the one thing I immediately noticed was how certain apps seem to have updates available every few days. Just this morning, I saw what needed an update and asked myself, "Didn't I just update this the other day?!"

Maybe there's some truth the claim it's to add bloated crapware and spyware, but I also suspect that the current state of coding and coders plays a role. These companies that hire coders solely for diversity probably end up with people who write code so awful it needs updates and patches every few days to fix something that isn't working or opened up a security hole, etc.

it seems like more and more companies and businesses are not only using them more, but assuming that everyone has the means to use them.
Earlier in the pandemic, a lot of places -- especially schools -- were using QR codes for people to scan so that they could fill out a COVID survey prior to being allowed entry. One of the biggest problems was people, especially seniors, who didn't have the smartphones necessary for those apps. Some places claimed those people could be accommodated in an alternative way which raised the question, "Why not keep things simple for everyone then?"

It reminds me of a bigger trend I've noticed: news stations that direct people to a website for more information and assuming everyone has the means to do so. I found it ironic when a news station encouraged people affected by a power outage to go to their web site for more details. 🤷‍♂️

I have an old ass Samsung that doesn't even have QR reading capacity on it, unless I download some shady as fuck free reader.
My previous phone's built-in QR reader insisted it be tied into a Google account in order for it to be used. No thanks. Worse was that every QR reader I could find on the app store for that particular phone was as @nigger of the north said: shady AF in terms of what spyware it had, might have, or who had developed it.
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If telephone service counts as tech, I miss the ability to easily have one number automatically forward to another for a temporary period of time before being disconnected. I know my parents set up something like this in the past when a grandparent passed away so that calls for the latter would automatically ring at the former's number.

My attempt to do something similar for my office number after I moved out of there last month proved unsuccessful because the phone company no longer offers the service. Instead, I had to port the old number to a cell phone and then set up any forwarding I wanted through that phone. It seems like a needless intermediate step and nothing more than a way for the phone company to profit off the situation given what they charge for the most basic setup for this service/ability.

Hand in hand with that, the phone for this service insists that the mobile data connection be active whenever the phone is turned on or certain core features won't be available. If I have it connected to my wifi, I shouldn't have to stay connected to the mobile network at the same time.
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Earlier in the pandemic, a lot of places -- especially schools -- were using QR codes for people to scan so that they could fill out a COVID survey prior to being allowed entry. One of the biggest problems was people, especially seniors, who didn't have the smartphones necessary for those apps. Some places claimed those people could be accommodated in an alternative way which raised the question, "Why not keep things simple for everyone then?"

It reminds me of a bigger trend I've noticed: news stations that direct people to a website for more information and assuming everyone has the means to do so. I found it ironic when a news station encouraged people affected by a power outage to go to their web site for more details. 🤷‍♂️
I removed Google services from my phone, and while it's mostly been a smooth transition, a shocking amount of apps require Google services to run. Or they'll run with only partial capability. Or they'll work fine, but a pop up will show up every now and then begging for google services.

That's fine for the most part, but the laundromat at my apartment complex runs off an app. No other way to use the machine. I can either fish out my old phone which still has minimal google services and have a Laundromat Use only phone, or walk to the laundromat somewhere that uses quarters.

Opening the gate to enter the apartment complex ALSO requires an app after hours. And if you're leaving via a method not heavy enough to trigger the gate to open.

During covid, the only way to access my gym was via an app.

I hardly have room to complain about it, because no one forced me to put a Google-less OS on my phone, and I still have a backup, but it's really shown me how app dependent IRL is becoming.
 
I miss how easy it used to be to make an anonymous burner account. Six or seven years ago all you needed was 10 minute mail or random gibberish as long as it was formatted to look like an E-mail address. You could even forego adding a phone number without your account being held hostage. If you did need a phone number apps like TextFree would give you random ones to sign up with but most sites figured it out and reject those now. Conversely, I don't want to be forced to create an account on every single website or app I use in order to access the content. Especially if it requires my real phone number.
 
Just get something prosumer like Mikrotik. Got fed up with that kind of bullshit you see in Netgear, Linksys, Asus, etc routers for normies
So I googled Mikrotik and...
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...sigh.

Now physical games either come with one page pamphlets or nothing at all. Saving paper is the excuse. I think it's laziness.
TBF there is some truth to what they say.
Most people aren't even aware that 7th gen games like Max Payne 3 and GTA V have manuals online via pdf or apps (ugh) on R*'s website, and their quality, while not on par to their GTA III era manuals, are still decent enough.
I'm actually surprised by V's.
V seems to have had a lot of it's stuff hidden from the player, like it's manual and how over half the diologue and story are hidden behind friend activities no one can be arsed to play more than once.
 
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V seems to have had a lot of it's stuff hidden from the player, like it's manual and how over half the diologue and story are hidden behind friend activities no one can be arsed to play more than once.
I might have to read it. Playing V for the first time and some of the stuff is super unclear. Like the dog activity flashes up a thing saying use the app to teach it tricks.

What app? On the in-game phone? An IRL app? I'm so confused.
 
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Feature creep seems as inevitable as death based on my experiences in the IT world. At one place I worked at, I was told that if I needed busywork I should consider adding features to our flagship software that few of our end users if any would use because it would either be unnecessary, confusing, or potentially illegal based on the privacy laws at the time.
Holy shit. I knew that it was a workplace culture where team managers expect performance, but I didn't realise that they were just expecting anything and everything to be added. I guess I'm lucky that it was stated in most of my spec sheets for any work I've done to beware feature creep.
 
I miss Gameboys, the lot of them. The 1st was damn near unbreakable, I think nintendo has one that survived an explosion in the Gulf War and it still plays Tetris.
The name flows (or maybe that's just because it was what it was), and how ever many bits it had it was perfect for the time. You had a SNES in your pocket with the GBA.
Good library of older games, mixed with some new.
I don't own a switch, and I realize it's light years past Gb's, but to me they still hold up.
If the 1st GBA had a backlight I'd still carry it around today for SMW.
 
I removed Google services from my phone, and while it's mostly been a smooth transition, a shocking amount of apps require Google services to run. Or they'll run with only partial capability. Or they'll work fine, but a pop up will show up every now and then begging for google services.

That's fine for the most part, but the laundromat at my apartment complex runs off an app. No other way to use the machine. I can either fish out my old phone which still has minimal google services and have a Laundromat Use only phone, or walk to the laundromat somewhere that uses quarters.

Opening the gate to enter the apartment complex ALSO requires an app after hours. And if you're leaving via a method not heavy enough to trigger the gate to open.

During covid, the only way to access my gym was via an app.

I hardly have room to complain about it, because no one forced me to put a Google-less OS on my phone, and I still have a backup, but it's really shown me how app dependent IRL is becoming.
The common man is no longer in control of anything. Can't even open a door...
 
Earth sucks because the people often - if not usually - suck. Especially among those running the show.

(the laws of nature being so limiting certainly doesn't help either)

That said, I don't think I'd want to live in a simulation. Mind control and hacking are too easy there.
My ideal solution would be a contained simulation running on hardware I own, which I know its a pipe dream but thats what I would like, old school

>inb4 "what about other people?"

The way things are going I rather hang out with advanced NPCs on my own server. Like, have you seen the shit being done with GPT-3? it already makes better conversation than most of the people on the internet today who cant say more than a few sentences full of emojis

As for mind control take a look at normalfags in social media and tell me we arent already there
If the 1st GBA had a backlight I'd still carry it around today for SMW.
There are retromods for that, you can change the screen for one with backlite, they even sell ones where you can swap between original green&black or black&white for better contrast. Also no ghosting and shit.
 
Even then, there's still challenges and issues with mind uploading though.

(Can You Upload Your Mind & Live Forever? - YouTube)

Also the idea of having a machine body and being stuck in vidya forever isn't very appealing to me.
Nah not mind uploading, I used the matrix analogy because thats what I want, and whenever I'm tired and I want to go back to the shittiness of reality I can do that, or spend whatever time I want in a tank

Afaik mind uploading is impossible, in reality you would be downloading a copy of your mind so basically its a mental clone of you who gets to bang the chicks from DOA on a simulation, not you
 
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