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I don’t know if it’s the shitty state of the game or the fact that I despise every single character in this season so far, but this just gets no reaction from me.
I’m so fucking tired.
I’m so fucking tired.
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Even Armor King didn't feel like or resemble Armor King, and he was only in Fuckyourmom's trailer for 10 seconds (Why is he breathing fire?). Nothing about Tekken 8 feels or looks like Tekken. I don't even want to see what they do to someone else like Julia or Alex.I don’t know if it’s the shitty state of the game or the fact that I despise every single character in this season so far, but this just gets no reaction from me.
I’m so fucking tired.
Well I don't want to be the "Actually, the data saysEven Armor King didn't feel like or resemble Armor King, and he was only in Fuckyourmom's trailer for 10 seconds (Why is he breathing fire?). Nothing about Tekken 8 feels or looks like Tekken. I don't even want to see what they do to someone else like Julia or Alex.
My bet is that they’re going to make his rage drive from 7 an install/heat gimmick like they’ve done for everyone else. Guaranteed, unbreakable throws seems really on-brand for them at this point.Well I don't want to be the "Actually, the data says" guy but that's a hidden move in 7 where you could breathe fire after a ki charge, nothing really useful during a real match, it was just a nice little hidden move you could show your friends. However, knowing T8 I can almost bet he's going to be breathing fire all over the place with so many particle effects it's going to be complete cancer.
Saying this as an Armor King "main" aka I played mostly AK during 5DR with my friends and 7. After the initial little jolt of happiness, I started to get worried knowing 8 is the game he's coming back to (again as a DLC, no less) and that its the same shitty gameplay with the god awful heat system and the terrible, terrible microtransactions. So yeah, not super hyped about this.
Doesn't matter how hype the characters if the game sucks. I'm way more interested to know the balance changes than a character that would be hype in training before I get offense looped online.I don’t know if it’s the shitty state of the game or the fact that I despise every single character in this season so far, but this just gets no reaction from me.
I’m so fucking tired.
He's going to be a 50/50 mixup stance character with an install for no reason like Heihachi, with homing throws because why not. I'll probably try it for a week then uninstall the game again and go back to playing Infinite Wealth.My bet is that they’re going to make his rage drive from 7 an install/heat gimmick like they’ve done for everyone else. Guaranteed, unbreakable throws seems really on-brand for them at this point.
They had a stream about this on Sunday night. To sumarize the train wreck:We’re getting a new character today, and a balance patch with him. The devs also said that this will be the last patch for a long time due to them not wanting to fuck with the game while big esports shit is happening. I know I’ve given up at this point.
The Tekken collabs are funny because so far all the collabs in T8 are ass. At least its not just the T-shirt with jpg + make the times square stage look terrible. I know people were hyped up due to the promo art that at least there would be an outfit, but I guess only the Atelier game devs go through the effort. It was funny noticing that the Atelier game only had 100 active players when the talk was happening, so I bet it was an attempt to give it a boost in sales.They had a stream about this on Sunday night. To sumarize the train wreck:
They know people aren't happy with Fuckyourmom let alone the rest of the disc-locked character roster because no other character got this much attention as Fuckyourmom. Mike Hollow and some other guy noticed Murray looked depressed during the stream. They're thinking Bamco might pull a Woke Kombat 1 soon.
- Kicks off with another collab a la Karate Kid, but it's for some anime game Bamco is releasing. The collab gives you a shirt and a blue slime for your customization, and the anime game gets a Reina skin and a fight with a slime that looks like Heihachi.
- The Pacman stage that's a giant clusterfuck
- They have a 10 minute segment on Fuckyourmom and how they designed him for Tekken 8, something nobody asked for. It was pretty bad.
- They replayed Fuckyourmom's trailer twice, before and after they showed him as a p2w character. You can't make this shit up.
- More costumes for the Cash shop, and for some reason the tits on the female models look smaller despite the bikinis (something about the swimwear skins looked off, but I could be wrong)
- The stream ends with Murray pushing shitty, overpriced Tekken 8 merchandise.
With the track record the Tekken team has for S2 so far, this might be actually fun to watch. Its going to be absolutely fucked.The devs also said that this will be the last patch for a long time due to them not wanting to fuck with the game while big esports shit is happening. I know I’ve given up at this point.
It's basically a failed live service project at this point. Kekken 8 is fucking dead.Mike Hollow and some other guy noticed Murray looked depressed during the stream. They're thinking Bamco might pull a Woke Kombat 1 soon.
Why? Isn't he considered a boss character?Devil Jin got some buffs.
Bears got buffed, I guess (they whiff less). It's like they didn't care whether or not this doomed the game at all.Patch is out. I'm sure I will surprise everyone when I say it was almost exactly as expected.
Rage arts now -18, so completely universal launch now I believe.
Anna lost some frame advantage.
Asuka no longer has a safe RA, charge is -13.
Clive got some nerfs.
Devil Jin got some buffs.
Zafina nerfed.
Many behavior changes, mostly to stop those clips where someone hits behind themselves.
So basically, nothing much. Makes plenty sense that they didn't want to show it. Check back with Season 3, clearly this is how S2 is supposed to be played. Hopefully things get at least a little better then. I imagine there will only be patches if any of the DLC characters are abhorrent, otherwise suffer. Idk how Fahk is, but he's probably the least of the game's problems.
He has that reputation because most of the games he's in, he is top tier. Though that is not the case for T8. He was pretty decent at the start, but got overnerfed so he was kinda meh. It was a meme that he would get nerfed while other characters get away with murder. Of course, some would argue he shouldn't be good since his design in T8 is pretty annoying. Now he's got a 14f WS launcher, so he's definitely better (especially because so many OP lows are -14 for some reason).Why? Isn't he considered a boss character?
I wouldn't be surprised if they expected S2 to be cheered for, or at least expand the game. Getting universal revilement probably stunned them pretty hard. It is pretty sad they are pulling out everything except fixing the game, from fan-favorite AK and swimsuits for fanservice. Maybe they really want people to like the gameplay in attempt to get more new players and hoping old players just accept it, but I doubt new players (or spectators) enjoy repeatable guessing situations. I guess SF6 kept throw loops for a reason so maybe that's what casuals crave I guess, or at least what companies think they want.Bears got buffed, I guess (they whiff less). It's like they didn't care whether or not this doomed the game at all.
Its a bit hard to say since its only been a day or two, but in comparison to some of the other characters he doesn't seem that bad. Rama stance (the guard break stance) is pretty annoying, but some of its current power is because people aren't used to it. The unblockable is about 40f, so it should be reactable once people know about it. One of his mid options is +1 which is annoying, but comparing it to Lidia's H&E where she's +6 and Fahk has a lot of slower tools makes it less egregious. He's pretty linear, and I'm not sure how good his homing options are when not mid-string.I don't know if I should trust the swede, he said the same thing about Clive and he was insufferable with his 16 frame mid that was safe, homing, heat engager and long range (until market analysis probably told them he's not selling anymore so they brought him down to a more normal state)