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It’s funny, because DFO recently made a fighting game of their own with the property, but it’s pure trash. Wonder if they popped on BN’s radar then.
It also happened to be made by Arc Systems, the same people behind current Guilty Gear and that Dragonball game that everyone loves.

I think that was why a lot of people went balls to the walls with the game.
 
I just saw that there was a new character reveal, but maybe due to some twisted joke, it was because the first thing that comes up when searching Victor was this:

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Sure it’s on an INVIDIOUS instance, but even the algorithm can’t stop me from not seeing him.
 
I just saw that there was a new character reveal, but maybe due to some twisted joke, it was because the first thing that comes up when searching Victor was this:

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Sure it’s on an INVIDIOUS instance, but even the algorithm can’t stop me from not seeing him.
I can't stress how much I hate these fucking thumbnail images these faggots make for their videos.

"Gee, i need an image of my reaction, which one should i go for? I know, I'll use the one that looks like I'm waiting and wiling for Victor to peg me in my butthole!!!"
 
Tekken 7 is such a mistake of a game, you can download a 3 MB zip file to change the UE engine in a way to unlock all the DLCs because it was preinstalled behind a lock.png.

Harada is a fucking jew and i will buy Tekken 8 as cheap as possible because i need my online-mode addiction. (i am also hyped what will happen to Jun now, since Harada denied her head was being cut off in the Tekken 3 intro.)
 
I can't stress how much I hate these fucking thumbnail images these faggots make for their videos.

"Gee, i need an image of my reaction, which one should i go for? I know, I'll use the one that looks like I'm waiting and wiling for Victor to peg me in my butthole!!!"
Max just happen to have that perfect type of pure soyjack face. It's so spot on, it's almost a foundation for the whole thing.
 
Anyone got the hookup on that beta leak? From what I saw in various handwringing articles, it has versus, yeah? I've got my little local ready to go.
 
It’s ANOTHER Mishima.
The Tekken wiki theorizes that she's Heihachis daughter which is kinda stupid.

Evidently they wanted the old man but couldn't because they killed him off (until they undo that yet again) so they give him tits and turned him into a waifu. But still shoved her right in the middle of the most destructive family dispute known to fictional man

Okay....

Ngl part of me wants them to give other characters some development as well so it's not always the Mishima / Kazama soap opera all the dang time.

Asuka but... le bad
So School Girl Juri from Street Fighter? Considering her fanbase, that's a creepy thought.
 
I'm pleased to see that Tekken continues its tradition to introduce characters that are either a big hit or miss.

Azucena made a very obnoxious impression, as in holy shit, what were they thinking?!

I like Victor so far and he looks very fun to play. It's almost like Bamco's apology for including Noctis in the previous game. Apology accepted.

Reina so far seems like one of those cringe inducing 3edgy5me anime archetypes to cover the Heihachi mains.

1/3. Not bad.
The Tekken wiki theorizes that she's Heihachis daughter which is kinda stupid.

Evidently they wanted the old man but couldn't because they killed him off (until they undo that yet again) so they give him tits and turned him into a waifu. But still shoved her right in the middle of the most destructive family dispute known to fictional man
Knowing Harada, it's going to be something really retarded or something really lame. The writing went down the shitter when he took over.
 
I'm pleased to see that Tekken continues its tradition to introduce characters that are either a big hit or miss.

Azucena made a very obnoxious impression, as in holy shit, what were they thinking?!

I like Victor so far and he looks very fun to play. It's almost like Bamco's apology for including Noctis in the previous game. Apology accepted.

Reina so far seems like one of those cringe inducing 3edgy5me anime archetypes to cover the Heihachi mains.
I agree that out of the three new faces currently, Victor is the best one so far. Which doesn't amount to much when Azucena just made me wish they'd bring back Christie instead and Reina...idk, punk Asuka? Juri with shoes?

Funny how they brought back fucking Claudio of all the new faces from 7. Really? Who the fuck even cares about him?

I guess there's an audience for Leroy. I don't care much for his character but he's manageable to handle as a tool.

If anything, no one liked Master Raven and they gave us the proper Raven at least.
Knowing Harada, it's going to be something really retarded or something really lame. The writing went down the shitter when he took over.
I am/was bit of a fighting game lore sperg so I've spent many a minute getting slightly aggravated at the fucking nonsense that he added.

The whole bullshit with Asuka, Leo's gender that he keeps going back and forth about, characters stagnating except the Mishimas/Kazamas and even then, it's really just Kazuya and Heihachi, Jin sleeping for the entirety of 7's "story"

You know, on second thought, that's a good thing.

Anyway, Lars' arse being rendered completely null and void with Kazumi's lore and what have you.
Think the story kinda got dropped on its head come 6.
 
She's a weird Kazumi/Heihachi mash-up. Heihachi already has a reputation for getting his dick wet around the globe (Lars) so I'm not surprised they'd try to bring another Mishima bastard into the fold, given they have two Mishima movesets to divvy up (they just did the same with Kunimitsu/Noctis for Victor).

Unfortunately she's nowhere near as cool as Lidia, and until they bring her back Murray and Harada can go fuck themselves.
 
Unfortunately she's nowhere near as cool as Lidia, and until they bring her back Murray and Harada can go fuck themselves.
Lidia got fucking shafted hard.

Allow me to music sperg for a sec but BanCo stopped giving the characters individual themes after the first Tag, right?

What the fuck, why are Leroy and Kunmitisu and uh....tall Muay Thai guy with the red veins getting their own stages and themes but Lidia gets dropped to the ether like an afterthought?

She got meh remixes of older soundtracks. Feels like they didn't do much with her which is a shame because she's a pretty interesting character and I like her a hell of a lot more than Katarina for example.

Watch Harada bring back Lucky Chloe though because he fucking loves his idol shit.

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Heihachi already has a reputation for getting his dick wet around the globe (Lars)
Am I dumb? Because I thought the whole deal with Lars was that he was brought into the world for Heihachi to prove that the devil gene didn't come from him.
 
She's a weird Kazumi/Heihachi mash-up. Heihachi already has a reputation for getting his dick wet around the globe (Lars) so I'm not surprised they'd try to bring another Mishima bastard into the fold, given they have two Mishima movesets to divvy up (they just did the same with Kunimitsu/Noctis for Victor).

Unfortunately she's nowhere near as cool as Lidia, and until they bring her back Murray and Harada can go fuck themselves.
She seemed like she has some of Lidia’s strings as well and we didn’t see anything that looked like the typical mishima gameplan other than the electric and some of Heihachi’s moves. I’m also wondering if Azucena is overtuned considering that even with Arslan being himself, things immediately went to shit for everyone at the exhibition when he brought her out.
 
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