Tell something embarrassing about yourself - TMI farming thread

[Kiwi & Cow]

Aww shit, Vegeta broke his scouter and needs a replacement.

We got to help him!

Super long ago I wore and shat in diapers BTW. Can't even 'member the details 'cause it was so long ago.

 

[Fag Albert]

8-9 years ago i signed up for kiwifarms

 

[Schauma mal]

I'm fat.

 

[The Tall Man]

I use stilts, and married a dwarf, to make me look taller.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I enjoy sonic the hedgehog, kamen rider and several anime. I also have like 20 tamagotchi including the sanrio meets one and dozens of sanrio plushies. The sonic stuff is still the most embarrassing

 

[mgs4 raiden]

i couldn't learn to tie my shoes til i was 16, reason why was cause anytime my mom or dad tried to show me, i couldn't see it cause their fat fingers would make it very hard to see.

 

[Irregardless]

I didn't learn how to type without looking at the keyboard until my mid 20's, several years after I started working in IT...

 

[glue eater]

Nice halal bait. Almost fell for it.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

My account is almost ten years old

 

[Dynamite Bean]

I had a nigger moment once

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I never eat vegetables until I was an adult.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Nice halal bait. Almost fell for it.

Man all I want is for furries to comment since they're so open, but nope no furry in sight. They're too busy arguing on the hall of fame and the thunderdome to notice my thread.

 

[Teghern]

I was once really curious, I was young and was questioning myself and wanted to experiment, so one day I was in the bath and was feeling brave so I...

Spoiler: Dangerously high voltage power level

took a bite out of a bar of soap, it did not taste as nice as it smelt, says more about mum really 4 year olds do stupid things if you leave them unattended

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I think everything I do is embarrassing.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

I was dealing with illness-related heavy brain fog during onboarding with a job a few years back and we were in a circle doing the usual "Name, something interesting, hometown, pronouns" nonsense. I slipped up and said "normal pronouns", which led to a very unpleasant relationship with a certain fat italian lady.

 

[#FF0000]

i couldn't learn to tie my shoes til i was 16

I still can't. I get unreasonably angry every time I try to do it. Probably because the laces are super flimsy and I have thick fingers, and because I'm retarded.
I don't have anything really embarrassing about me other than small things that I can't really think of.

 

[peachlover669]

I had a nigger moment once

but nigger moments dont effect white people?

 

[Anti Snigger]

I'm me

 

[Peter Simpson]

I once engaged in 69 pages of erp with another KF user.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I fucked your mum