Tell us something boring and uninteresting about your life

[Squawking Macaw]

I drink water straight from the tap.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

I own a paper shredder.

 

[Fapcop]

I drink water straight from the tap.

I dont drink water. Like ever.

(Well ok, sometimes I have some water if it has cut lemons in it. Or sparkling water.)

But I don’t particularly like the taste, and my Jewish sensibilities are offended by paying money for something that taste like nothing.

 

[oldTireWater]

I have pack rats living under my deck, but my wife calls them "wood rats" and pretends they're cute.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I found onions in my yard.

 

[Steve Martin Short]

I can solve the Rubik's Cube.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

My fence fell over and now I have to dig post holes.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

pickled baby corn is delicious and I have some in my fridge

 

[Spunt]

I went to the shops today and bought chorizo.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m short

 

[ChompChomp]

I use tongs without checking to see if they work first.

 

[Fapcop]

I have pack rats living under my deck, but my wife calls them "wood rats" and pretends they're cute.

I mean… Your wife may be on to something here!

 

[The News Crews]

I donate plasma but not for any altruistic reason, I just like the money

 

[William F. Clinton]

I recently made the switch from Winamp to Musicbee for organizing my music. I like it so far.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I breathe oxygen (sometimes)

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

i collect coins

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

i lie about collecting coins on the internet

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I'm pretty.

 

[CoolFool]

I like to sneak up on my sleeping cat and then pet him so he'll make that "Hrrrm?!" sound.

 

[Bothriolepis]

I like to sneak up on my sleeping cat and then pet him so he'll make that "Hrrrm?!" sound.

CoolFool's avatar is pretty much the only "slasher"-type villain (broadly defined) who I find interesting.