Tell us something boring and uninteresting about your life

[Uncle Phil]

I recently started moisturizing and I really like the improvement in the look and feel of my facial skin.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

I went to the grocery store yesterday.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

i have a nasty scar across my chest from a horse bite, it happened like 2 years ago, still have the scar

 

[tessorexic]

I like turtles

 

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

I delete my save files for games that I 100% just so I can 100% them again

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I actually like roaming through Ikea showrooms. I can never get straight and evenly plastered walls at my place, but I can at least dream a bit.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

My hair is black.

 

[CoolFool]

I hate my job.

 

[Statix_Shark]

You kiwis are alright

I just lost the game.

Except you. Nah you too

I have a peanut allergy and it really sucks.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I post on this site and just posted in this thread.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I've been swimming for a year. Not non-stop, I go to a pool and sometimes I come back later that week.

 

[Humble Architect]

I have been using boomer movie lines and passing them off as my own comedic genius to my imbecile zoomer underlings at work.

I convinced them “HOO-AH” is my thing, I don’t know why I did it.

 

[Active User]

I need to buy a new chair.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I've never taken a nap in my entire life

 

[Chromeo]

My hamster has a plastic ducky in his water bottle to indicate the water level.

 

[Anus Lemonade]

I deep clean veterans' firearms free of charge

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

I own a talking Donald Rumsfeld doll. It's not possessed, the talking is a feature.

 

[Turquoise]

My hair is black.

Back of the queue for the ethnostate. We might let you in.

 

[Turquoise]

I drink water straight from the tap.

What do you think tap water is? It's a gay bomb, baby.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I listen to Bob Ross to create myself some happy little trees.