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emspex said:
He has a wig, he's just too lazy to wear it.
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Fucking hell dude, at least look after your wigs properly. You could make it look pretty close to actual hair if you cleaned it.

I mean, it wouldn’t help the unshaved stubble, the premature balding, the distinctly unfeminine manboobs, the beer gut, or the general attitude of lunacy, but y’know. Put some effort in.
 
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@Null, your identity is being appropriated.
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
There's nothing wrong with being an effeminate gay man. Guys like him should just own it, instead of forcing this 'I'm a girl' shit. You can't just demand people call you a girl when you're obviously a middle-aged man - no-one is under any obligation to validate other people's beliefs. God knows, this guy is quick enough to shout down Christians. Strange how that never works both ways.

Troons just love the stereotype of the pagan religion where women are more important than men, so it's no wonder they're drawn to larping it. And you can't argue with a religion, yo (unless it's Christianity, I guess). I'm pretty sure gods and spirits are under no obligation to recognise this guy's gender feels either, but whatever. No-one mention the appropriation word.

Dude looks like Phil Collins decided to dress up as Stevie Nicks for hallowe'en.
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Isn't Wicca like a 60-70 y/o faith? It's somehow a tier below Mormonism in the "Faiths to be taken seriously" column. At least Mormons have their weird Mormon mafia.
 
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ForgottenAcct said:
Isn't Wicca like a 60-70 y/o faith? It's somehow a tier below Mormonism in the "Faiths to be taken seriously" column. At least Mormons have their weird Mormon mafia.
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It is. It was invented by some bloke caked Gerald in the 1930s. It's a short of syncretism of various paganisms with added energy woo and stuff pinched from Buddhism.

Got a bit of a boost in the 90s when stuff like The Craft and Sabrina the Teenage Witch and suchlike was big because it gave an excuse for middle class teenagers to claim they were oppressed by the existence of Christianity and NEVER AGAIN THE BURNING TYMES and allowed them to think they could get revenge on their bullies by cursing them.

Also, it gave rise to Silver Ravenwolf. That alone justifies a collective ducking stool.

EDIT: I bet this bloke has all of Silver Ravenwolf's books.
 
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I love that he thinks he keeps getting misgendered because people in Georgia aren't used to seeing women with short hair. Every other woman you see has short hair now. This isn't the 1950s. He gets 'misgendered' because he looks like a dude. Does he have facial blindness like Chris? He must because nobody is looking at this guy's face and thinking he is a woman.
 
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Poor mom, she’s probably had to chase him out of her closet.

I love how the guy writes poetically about women dancing through blisters in stiletto heels all night while their lipstick shines like armor, and yet he can’t be arsed to even shave everyday. I bet he’d cry like a bitch if he got his ears pierced, yet long dangling chandelier earrings would go with his flowing mom skirts and scarf spiritual aesthetic.

Most women do a lot of shit before we leave the house everyday; he wants to walk around hairy, bald and unmade up, and yet be offended when he’s called a man. Check your privilege dude.

Do we know why he claims PTSD? Was it from this life or an “ancestor.”
 
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Barbarella said:
Poor mom, she’s probably had to chase him out of her closet.

I love how the guy writes poetically about women dancing through blisters in stiletto heels all night while their lipstick shines like armor, and yet he can’t be arsed to even shave everyday. I bet he’d cry like a bitch if he got his ears pierced, yet long dangling chandelier earrings would go with his flowing mom skirts and scarf spiritual aesthetic.

Most women do a lot of shit before we leave the house everyday; he wants to walk around hairy, bald and unmade up, and yet be offended when he’s called a man. Check your privilege dude.

Do we know why he claims PTSD? Was it from this life or an “ancestor.”
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I don't know if he has specifically said why but he mentioned this little blurb when he was talking about being misgendered and being afraid of dude bros...excuse me CIS dude bros.
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I'm guessing from being molested, according to him.
 
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...for what it's worth, it's nice to see a cow that actually goes outdoors and appreciates nature (even if they show that appreciation in an obnoxious way)

If this fucker is so "in tune" and empathic and connected with good vibes an' all that, how come he says he has to "perform" gender? If those things were true, it would seem like being oneself would come naturally. There are plenty of legitimate trans women who don't pass well (maybe not at all) who still act like normal women and will be respected as such. He doesn't make any effort to convey femininity...

he looks...smeggy :c
 
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Why are these retards always obsessed with occult shit call it “magick”?

Maybe he’s seen too many eldritch abominations in the mirror.

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98%? does that mean he’s been called out for being a giant lazy fat faggot 50+ times :lol:
 
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Was trying to figure out what he reminded me of, finally it hit:
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Except that character was just pretending to be gay.

PsychoNerd054 said:
I am not going to lie, when I read about how this guy actually believes to possess supernatural powers and that he was a tranny, I was literally thinking about how similar this guy appears to be to Chris Chan. He even looks like him! Badly dyed seaweed hair and everything!
I guess the only difference here is that he's just not as autistic.
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It might be too early to decide he's not as autistic as CWC. We've already heard hints about his 'sensory disorder' causing him to close down in public and it sounds like he turns into a sperg-ball. Plus, only some grade A autism can make someone look at the photos he takes and say "I can't understand why people don't consider me a beautiful woman!" Same as Alex Leal, Laura Dale, etc...

Gunslinger said:
I'm guessing from being molested, according to him.
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"molested and tormented" by boys in school presumably means they bullied the shit out of him because he acted fruity as fuck. I'm sure he'd like people to draw the conclusion that he was the victim of horrible child abuse or something though.
 
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