Lolcow Terry Carl Bone / Kit Bone / Kit B Witchery / nonbinaryfaeriewitch / cherrythegoodwitch - magickal man in a dress

[Puddleduck]

I'm sure there's some kind of "horseshoe theory" with trannies, but instead of it being about how the political extremes either side loop around and have similarities, it's about trannies exposing flesh - the really hot ones who look like real women might post lots of underwear pictures, and the ones who just look like men also will. The ones in the middle just don't. Riley Dennis, she's not exactly hideous, but she's not a hot trap either, sort of passes, and despite her SJWness she seems to know her wheelhouse, and only exposes her giant man-shoulders.

 

[neopetlivesmatter]

The worst thing is that, with some effort, it wouldn't be terribly hard for him to actually pass.

Drop eighty bucks on a nice wig, learn to actually do makeup, shave every morning, and you're good.

"but ahhh my dysphoria"

Everyone with dysphoria who I've ever met, and is actually transgender (doesn't identify as an agender trans demigirl) pushes through dysphoria to pass.

Unless... you're not dysphoric?! And you just like using the idea of being a girl to get away with your weird bullshit?

Who 'da thunk it.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

The worst thing is that, with some effort, it wouldn't be terribly hard for him to actually pass.

Drop eighty bucks on a nice wig, learn to actually do makeup, shave every morning, and you're good.

"but ahhh my dysphoria"

Everyone with dysphoria who I've ever met, and is actually transgender (doesn't identify as an agender trans demigirl) pushes through dysphoria to pass.

Unless... you're not dysphoric?! And you just like using the idea of being a girl to get away with your weird bullshit?

Who 'da thunk it.

Wouldn't putting on makeup and a wig and investing in electrolysis actually combat dysphoria, though? Isn't dysphoria defined as being constantly reminded you're in the "wrong" body?

 

[neopetlivesmatter]

Wouldn't putting on makeup and a wig and investing in electrolysis actually combat dysphoria, though? Isn't dysphoria defined as being constantly reminded you're in the "wrong" body?

Oh, absolutely. It's not fun.

However, Kit complains that his skin is too sensitive to shave every day. Like you mentioned, electrolysis is a perfect solution to that.

However, that means Kit can't be a Powerful Wiccan TransWomyn with a five o'clock shadow to smash the binary.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

This is way above average for lolcow-produced poetry.

The worst thing about these is the fact of the selfie being taken. I mean, you know the process was: snap a picture, "No, I don't look ethereal enough in that one," snap another picture, "Dammit, it's hard to frame these right with my eyes closed," snap another picture. etc. There are few things more incompatible than communing with nature and taking a photo of yourself communing with nature to get likes on Instagram.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Not even the strongest magics, crystals or spiritual help will make man-pear Terry anything close to feminine or fuckable.

 

[Do You Realize]

Why I don’t see ‘girl” = male pattern baldness, right out the gate. And I’m not even going to touch everything he’s doing wrong in his plastic-shamanism.

 

[Barbarella]

This is way above average for lolcow-produced poetry.

Agreed. I think this is why some are finding him a bit more endearing than the average cow-he can put a coherent thought together in an interesting way.

Well, maybe not coherent, but you get what I mean. He’s a decent writer of ridiculous topics.

 

[Dumb Sergal]

• Non-Binary
• Transgender

Pick one, you can't be both. Also, has this fool even got around to HRT? It doesn't look like he has yet.

 

[Gunslinger]

Just started chatting with my SO about this lolcow and telling him a bit about him and I showed him a picture and his reaction was, 'What the fuck is that?' So that kinda confirms Kit's story on getting that question on a regular basis, at least to me.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Oh goody, a tryhard witch!
I can't speak for the whole pagan community, but people who get into the witch/pagan aesthetic without really understanding that people practice this as a religion are pretty heavily frowned upon. Young followers of the path are heavily warned about getting involved with people like this guy who pay huge prices for magikal services like spells, readings, cleansings, etc. It's a dead giveaway that the person is full of shit.

Pagan paths and witchcraft have gotten super trendy, which is cool I guess, but you see a LOT of people jumping on for edgy points. I have to wonder if it wasn't partly a result of the whole "let's all curse Trump on this one particular night" thing that happened a few years back. Tons of people jumped into that without understanding what the fuck witchcraft is about while a lot of OG witches were wringing their hands hoping no one accidently summons Shub-Ishniggarab or some shit.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

OH GOD IT JUST HIT ME WHO THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

sweetheart you know only strippers call themselves Cherry, right?

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

OH GOD IT JUST HIT ME WHO THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF

Going to assume he also smells like apple martini lube...... yughhh gag.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Oh goody, a tryhard witch!
I can't speak for the whole pagan community, but people who get into the witch/pagan aesthetic without really understanding that people practice this as a religion are pretty heavily frowned upon. Young followers of the path are heavily warned about getting involved with people like this guy who pay huge prices for magikal services like spells, readings, cleansings, etc. It's a dead giveaway that the person is full of shit.

Pagan paths and witchcraft have gotten super trendy, which is cool I guess, but you see a LOT of people jumping on for edgy points. I have to wonder if it wasn't partly a result of the whole "let's all curse Trump on this one particular night" thing that happened a few years back. Tons of people jumped into that without understanding what the fuck witchcraft is about while a lot of OG witches were wringing their hands hoping no one accidently summons Shum-Ishniggurab or some shit.

Have you heard the harrowing tale of the Tumblr Bone-Stealer?

 

[triangleboy]

Why, why, why, WHY don't any of these people invest in a nice wig!?!

Honestly, if this person hid their 5 o'clock shadow, shaved their gorilla-hair arms, and put on a wig, they'd look so much better and they'd probably feel better too.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

This is a fat, bald, retarded man in a dress. He's like a shittier version of Mr Blobby.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Have you heard the harrowing tale of the Tumblr Bone-Stealer?

I think I might have seen that on a Facebook bone collecting group I'm in, is it the lady who was raiding New Orleans cemeteries for bones to grind up? Unless there's more than one 20 something white girl trying to do voodoo with someone's dead grandma's hipbone.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Why, why, why, WHY don't any of these people invest in a nice wig!‽

Honestly, if this person hid their 5 o'clock shadow, shaved their gorilla-hair arms, and put on a wig, they'd look so much better and they'd probably feel better too.

Because they don't want to give up their indicators of being white males, in case they need the privilege, probably. The poor effort says a lot about what they think of natal women. Case in point: Real transwomen do everything possible to pass as a natural female because they wish they had been born a natal female. These clowns turn themselves into dumpy versions because of misogyny or something. (I dislike "misogyny" being thrown around so blatantly, but this is what it is.) It's like the dudebro or fat loser from high school got pissy that no girl would fuck him so he turns himself into a piss-poor caricature to mock all the "Stacys". Or he was upset that as a SWM he didn't get a spot in the opression olympics and thought throwing on a trashy wig was enough to claim trans.

This is a fat, bald, exceptional man in a dress. He's like a shittier version of Mr Blobby.

Do you think somebody will get so fed up they'll beat the shit out of him, too?

 

[AJ 447]

while a lot of OG witches were wringing their hands hoping no one accidently summons Shum-Ishniggurab or some shit.

Okay what?