Lolcow Terry Carl Bone / Kit Bone / Kit B Witchery / nonbinaryfaeriewitch / cherrythegoodwitch - magickal man in a dress

[conky2600_da_robot]

dang yo, good energy to the one who found this.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

This seems more like Terry trying to impose own faith onto Christianity. Its not "Christian faith is phony construct of patriarchy", it's "Jesus was gay niggerfaggot wizard, just like me". I can totally see this one forcing the stupid magic services onto others regardless of their belief in it.

Silver Ravenwolf confirmed some more. This sort of "Jesus was a witch but dang dirty patriarchs hid the truth" thing is right up her alley.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

The term “witch hunt” is now offensive.... this guy. I can’t believe it is only $150 to have him/her/goddess of headscarves bless my house.
Awesome cow!! Thank you!

 

[MiamiRick]

OH GOD IT JUST HIT ME WHO THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF

Dude Nick Swardson is the man. I love his stand up.

 

[Eryngium]

He just lost his single fucking patreon supporter’s pity bux and now is down to nada

 

[Nekromantik]

He just lost his single fucking patreon supporter’s pity bux and now is down to nada

What was the patreon even for?

Validation is starting to become a non word to me. You don't need it every second of the day for every little thing you do.

 

[Lysol]

I like this guy, he seems pretty harmless compared to most cows, and he's somewhat affable. I'm with others so far in that I honestly think this dude would be much, much happier as a drag queen, he fits the bill quite nicely and iirc one of the things about drag queens is that they are fully aware of how ridiculous they look and laugh along with everyone else about it, so that'd probably help him find some friends who share the same interests.

Also, this guy reminds me of George Castanza, and I can't really place why.

 

[NG 070]

Oh goody, a tryhard witch!
I can't speak for the whole pagan community, but people who get into the witch/pagan aesthetic without really understanding that people practice this as a religion are pretty heavily frowned upon. Young followers of the path are heavily warned about getting involved with people like this guy who pay huge prices for magikal services like spells, readings, cleansings, etc. It's a dead giveaway that the person is full of shit.

I think it's a huge red flag in general when someone charges for spiritual services like this yahoo. That typically means that they're pretty much running a scam and know the people looking for "magical" solutions to their problems have money to burn.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

question: what kind of troon works at home depo and thinks they won't get misgendered and the 67 year old man with his cane coming in for a god damn hammer who asked which aisle is the hammer aisle is gonna know what the hell a "misgendering bro dude is" and know what this balding sales dude is yelling at him about when all he did was ask "hey sonny wheres the hammer aisle?"

Just like Hank Hill. "Do I look like I know what a mis-gender is? I'm tryin' to buy a HAMMER."

What made this guy apply at Home Depot of all places? What in the world went through his mind as he considered "hm, I need a job, I will put in my bid to work at this hardware store whose main customer base is older men buying tools, this can in no way go badly for me"?

He was hoping to snag a husband with his charming girlish looks, wasn't he.

 

[Lysol]

What made this guy apply at Home Depot of all places? What in the world went through his mind as he considered "hm, I need a job, I will put in my bid to work at this hardware store whose main customer base is older men buying tools, this can in no way go badly for me"?

He was hoping to snag a husband with his charming girlish looks, wasn't he.

Being fair to the guy it could've been a matter of it being the only job/employer in the area.

 

[Puddleduck]

I take "witches" more seriously when their witchiness comes up through happenstance, usually after meeting a few times. I.e. if I was nervous about an interview they might offer to do me a good luck spell, I'd be like "you're a witch? lol kay. but sure, there's a slim chance it might help, and if not, it will do nothing!" If the first time I met someone they showed me their witchy jewellry and said they'd sell me a charm which would make me lucky 100% of the time, I'd stay well clear.

 

[AllCISPeople]

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So he's a troon, a witch, a feminist AND a CIS man-hater. Who'da thought!

Gee willikurs, Terry. Maybe if you actually put some god damn effort into LOOKING like a woman, you might actually find you get gawked at less.

But instead, his logic goes straight to "CLEARLY HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN UPON SEEING ME THAT I'M A FEMALE FEMINIST WITCH! I MEAN LOOK AT ME, DUH!"

 

[Derp Potato]

So a southern boy either became gay to spite (possibly) over-religious dad or his mom raised him as her hairy princess. Wonder when he'll move to the West Coast.

Anyone know who his dad is yet? Guessing mom is divorced. Is he like one of the other fathers of a troon we're watching that has completely moved on with their son's lifestyle, but said troon thrives on the pity it brings him?

Also, throwing my hat in agreement for the drag queen life. When was the last time you heard of drag queens killing themselves or constantly bitching about everything? They were just (sometimes) gay dudes who liked to party and dress up as a chick and even do it better at times. I miss drag queens. Come back to us, Eddie Izzard!

 

[Woyzeck]

I thank that “sun worshipping alchemist” everyday that the normal reaction to seeing a crazy troon isn’t to say “oh that’s just clearly a transfemme witch” and is still “what the fuck is that?”. There is hope for the world.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

So a southern boy either became gay to spite (possibly) over-religious dad or his mom raised him as her hairy princess. Wonder when he'll move to the West Coast.

Anyone know who his dad is yet? Guessing mom is divorced. Is he like one of the other fathers of a troon we're watching that has completely moved on with their son's lifestyle, but said troon thrives on the pity it brings him?

Also, throwing my hat in agreement for the drag queen life. When was the last time you heard of drag queens killing themselves or constantly bitching about everything? They were just (sometimes) gay dudes who liked to party and dress up as a chick and even do it better at times. I miss drag queens. Come back to us, Eddie Izzard!

Personally I'm wondering if his Dad wasn't about to watch this shit go down and walked out on him.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

a Facebook bone collecting group I'm in

I love you, dude, but what?

Is bitterness an element that fucks up your composure because all these people look terrible.

I don't think Terry is bitter. He just lost the genetic lottery.

I'm hoping for impotent legal threats, those are always fun. Hexes can be amusing too I guess.

I'm assuming he's one of those "white witches," where using magic to harm others is a huge no-no.

 

[Dumb Sergal]

Oh goody, a tryhard witch!
I can't speak for the whole pagan community, but people who get into the witch/pagan aesthetic without really understanding that people practice this as a religion are pretty heavily frowned upon. Young followers of the path are heavily warned about getting involved with people like this guy who pay huge prices for magikal services like spells, readings, cleansings, etc. It's a dead giveaway that the person is full of shit.

Pagan paths and witchcraft have gotten super trendy, which is cool I guess, but you see a LOT of people jumping on for edgy points. I have to wonder if it wasn't partly a result of the whole "let's all curse Trump on this one particular night" thing that happened a few years back. Tons of people jumped into that without understanding what the fuck witchcraft is about while a lot of OG witches were wringing their hands hoping no one accidently summons Shub-Ishniggarab or some shit.

I have a trans friend, also the same fully transitioned one I've mentioned in the ProtoMagicalGirl thread who would probably be pretty pissed at this person since she has practiced Wicca for over 5 years and takes it seriously, plus doesn't do any of this dumb shit Faeriewitch does.

 

[Wallace]

I like this guy, he seems pretty harmless compared to most cows, and he's somewhat affable. I'm with others so far in that I honestly think this dude would be much, much happier as a drag queen, he fits the bill quite nicely and iirc one of the things about drag queens is that they are fully aware of how ridiculous they look and laugh along with everyone else about it, so that'd probably help him find some friends who share the same interests.

Also, this guy reminds me of George Castanza, and I can't really place why.

Maybe the hairline?

Seriously though, the cross-dressing and attention-seeking behaviors are manifestations of resentment to his father and self-loathing from trying to repress his own homosexuality. I think if Terry would be honest with himself, process these feelings, and maybe even try to work things out with his father, a lot of his problems would go away.

 

[Lunete]

Whoever his father is, he must be very disappointed.

 

[BScCollateral]

When you're already on the burn list for being a heathen, throwing out some heresy doesn't hurt.

This is America. We hang witches here.