Tesla Hate Thread - oh and come seethe about EVs in general with me

Is Tesla Gay?


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Waiting for my accountant to call me back to see if I qualify for the $7350 fed tax credit or not. The recent revisions to the 3 and Y, along with the financing might have me going back for a second helping of Tesla.


Otherwise I’ll just keep driving my 2022 M3LR for a bit longer.



The obscene new hummer weighs just under 10,000 lbs. I can’t wait for hood rats to get these used in a few years.
I've only really seen rich niggers driving them anyhow.
 
I do keep considering the possibility of getting an EV, because the basic idea of infinite torque sounds fun. Ignoring the weight issues and everything else, if course. Except, I look inside every one of them and see nothing but acres of screen, minimalist futurism, no buttons. Nothing tactile and endless distractions. The only ev I saw that had a tolerable interior was a ten year old nissan leaf. A fucking leaf!
 
I do keep considering the possibility of getting an EV, because the basic idea of infinite torque sounds fun. Ignoring the weight issues and everything else, if course. Except, I look inside every one of them and see nothing but acres of screen, minimalist futurism, no buttons. Nothing tactile and endless distractions. The only ev I saw that had a tolerable interior was a ten year old nissan leaf. A fucking leaf!
Couldn't care about torque. Nothing can compensate for the sound of a V12 on full chat. Hell, even the start-up on my Rapide makes me hard when it just explodes into life.
 
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Couldn't care about torque. Nothing can compensate for the sound of a V12 on full chat. Hell, even the start-up on my Rapide makes me hard when it just explodes into life.

Is the Rapide reliable?

I had to cum when I heard that cold start.

I mean "reliable" in a sense that you could daily it and put 10k miles/year on it.

Or is it "reliable" in McLaren terms where you're happy if the car doesn't break down more than 5 times every year and you get to show it off from time to time getting groceries.


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Is the Rapide reliable?

I had to cum when I heard that cold start.

I mean "reliable" in a sense that you could daily it and put 10k miles/year on it.

Or is it "reliable" in McLaren terms where you're happy if the car doesn't break down more than 5 times every year and you get to show it off from time to time getting groceries.


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I semi-daily it. I do about 5k a year. The biggest issue is primary cat ingestion, which is solved by removing them. Otherwise it's fairly bulletproof if you keep it well serviced.
 
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EV's tax credits just transfer money from the working man, to the richer homosexuals so they can have a second toy.
Without the leasing loophole, the Biden EV credits were useless. The income limits were so low that anyone who could actually afford to buy the expensive EVs didn’t qualify for them.

I’m sure some retards got ridiculously long loans that they can’t really afford and got the credits though.
 
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Except, I look inside every one of them and see nothing but acres of screen, minimalist futurism, no buttons. Nothing tactile and endless distractions.
My EV is pretty much identical to the gas and Diesel versions. Most things used while driving are tactile like the temp/fan/defrost on-off. Most of the less used stuff like changing which ducts to use are on the display. The only serious annoyance is the headlights are controlled on the touchscreen, and I often want to turn them on when the car doesn't think they're needed. The nav is on the display and the dash and the HUD but that's usually a bit better than having my tiny phone screen in a mount like I used to use.
infinite torque sounds fun
I always enjoy people who pull up beside me at a red light where a lane ends up the road and thinking they'll be able to pass me. Note: they aren't.
 
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