TF2 Emporium - 15-year-old cabal of terminally online game content creators contributing to the rot of a near 20-year-old game they could care less for.

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another mined bit, but from twitter this time
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and remember this retard couldn't even say a goddamn word without stuttering when zesty third degreed his ass, they're really close to saying shit that could get the entire discord taken down at best

e: HE'S NOT SEETHING HE'S TURNING INTO STEAM :story: :story: :story: :story: :story:
https://xcancel.com/OverlordLettuce/status/1854135519283650765#m (archive)
https://xcancel.com/OverlordLettuce/status/1853875516727804221#m (archive)
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>life gets saved by Emporium
>Trump ends it anyways

It starts with one, one thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
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another mined bit, but from twitter this time
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and remember this retard couldn't even say a goddamn word without stuttering when zesty third degreed his ass, they're really close to saying shit that could get the entire discord taken down at best

e: HE'S NOT SEETHING HE'S TURNING INTO STEAM :story: :story: :story: :story: :story:
https://xcancel.com/OverlordLettuce/status/1854135519283650765#m (archive)
https://xcancel.com/OverlordLettuce/status/1853875516727804221#m (archive)
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jeez bud, tell us how you really feel
 
another mined bit, but from twitter this time
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and remember this retard couldn't even say a goddamn word without stuttering when zesty third degreed his ass, they're really close to saying shit that could get the entire discord taken down at best

e: HE'S NOT SEETHING HE'S TURNING INTO STEAM :story: :story: :story: :story: :story:
https://xcancel.com/OverlordLettuce/status/1854135519283650765#m (archive)
https://xcancel.com/OverlordLettuce/status/1853875516727804221#m (archive)
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I'd love to see someone posts a maga hat to the workshop I'd love to see the meltdown these weirdos would have
 
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Now that Smissmas 2024 is approaching, Emporiumfags are trying to brute force another gamemode to appear in-game:

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Link: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3361189102

On top of that, an interesting detail I noticed, is that map map Slaughter has been submitted 3 separate times with different gamemodes:

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Aaaand it also has a Halloween reskin that actually made it into the game:

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Imagine being such a stubborn retard that you can't get a hint that maybe people dont like your shit map and instead try to ship it 4 separate times. Never change worksloppers
 
Now that Smissmas 2024 is approaching, Emporiumfags are trying to brute force another gamemode to appear in-game:

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Link: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3361189102
Holy fuck, how long are they gonna keep doing this? They've been trying to shove cheap cash grab V-Script gamemodes into TF2 ever since VSH got added with the Summer 2023 update last year.

Timeline:
Versus Saxton Hale (VSH) - Added Summer 2023
Zombie Infection (ZI) - Added Scream Fortress XV
Prop Hunt - Attempted Smissmas 2023
Gun Game - Attempted Summer 2024
Freeze Tag - Being Attempted for Smissmas 2024

You can't hate these faggots enough, they know exactly what they're doing.
 
Timeline:
Versus Saxton Hale (VSH) - Added Summer 2023
Zombie Infection (ZI) - Added Scream Fortress XV
Prop Hunt - Attempted Smissmas 2023
Gun Game - Attempted Summer 2024
Freeze Tag - Being Attempted for Smissmas 2024
didn't prophunt get in but was quickly forgotten?
nevertheless i like how only the distorted iteration of vsh can be "truly" be called tf2-esque, you can stretch ZI with that zombie gamemode that had medics and engineers, but past that it's basically gmod/OF and that arena gamemode that will be absolute cancer to play.
 
didn't prophunt get in but was quickly forgotten?
Thankfully, no.

Our lord and chud savior Zesty uploaded a video rightfully shitting on Prop Hunt when they were releasing it leading people to mass downvote all the maps down to as low as 2 stars.
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Creator is Stuffy360, the same guy responsible for shoving the "Tran S. Wright" nameplate on ACK! Center and level designer for 4 out of the 6 Prop Hunt maps.
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I get the feeling that Valve giving mappers access to Vscript ended up doing more harm than good. Now instead of making good maps people just slap a custom gamemode on it and call it a day

Seems like Diva Dan is busy glazing his faggy friends' maps:

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Thankfully some people already caught up to their bs:

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I get the feeling that Valve giving mappers access to Vscript ended up doing more harm than good. Now instead of making good maps people just slap a custom gamemode on it and call it a day

Seems like Diva Dan is busy glazing his faggy friends' maps:

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Thankfully some people already caught up to their bs:

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I'd rather valve just make 1 map a year with a couple of cosmetics over these shitty played out bloated community maps, gamemodes and cosmetics its getting ridiculous the ammount of maps that are in the game right now, valve needs to trim the fat so to speak and start removing shitty maps. :roll:
 
Man, if only there was a platform in which people could host their own servers with fun and unique game modes to try out that use wacky maps. I will give to them that Valve killed community servers, but man would they rather suck on that casual teat than to try and bring back fun community servers.
While community servers outside of Trannytopia and other famous hosters are not doing so great, I don't think they are entirely dead. Its just a matter of occupying a particular niche, like Deathrun, VSH/Freak Fortress 2, Zombie Escape and what have you

Because of that I get the feeling that a big reason why a lot of worksloppers try to insert community gamemodes into official map rotation (aside from just wanting sweet Valve cash) is because they failed as community server runners and couldnt attract players to their gamemodes. But its a bit difficult to prove without digging deep behind the scenes
 
is because they failed as community server runners and couldnt attract players to their gamemodes
shows how stereotypes are never wrong, a tranny (that will never pass) is seen as a man, and he forces everyone around him to treat him (in bad faith) as a girl.

or in this context. these gamemodes (that will never be fun) are seen as garbage, and they're forced on everyone so they can (in bad faith) be played, and in both cases they die as they live, irrelevant.
 
Seems like Emporiumfags continue doing damage control on Cryo workshop page. There was quite a lot of autistic rambling from Square about how "we are just people making things for the game we love", but he erased his messages. Unfortunately I wasn't able to archive it on time, but they are definitely mad that people dont like their maps. Might be worth to keep an eye on that entire map batch
 
Man, if only there was a platform in which people could host their own servers with fun and unique game modes to try out that use wacky maps. I will give to them that Valve killed community servers, but man would they rather suck on that casual teat than to try and bring back fun community servers.
Meet your Match killed community servers, i thankfully was able to atleast make a server of my own that is relatively active but also just found relatively active community servers on tf2 sourcemods like pre fortress 2 after MyM happened. But you really can't compare tf2 before and after that update. Shit sucks.
While community servers outside of Trannytopia and other famous hosters are not doing so great, I don't think they are entirely dead. Its just a matter of occupying a particular niche, like Deathrun, VSH/Freak Fortress 2, Zombie Escape and what have you

Because of that I get the feeling that a big reason why a lot of worksloppers try to insert community gamemodes into official map rotation (aside from just wanting sweet Valve cash) is because they failed as community server runners and couldnt attract players to their gamemodes. But its a bit difficult to prove without digging deep behind the scenes
The ones that have a community that sticks and knows eachother well are fully dead, the ones that have fun neat community maps are dead. I can think of some servers like Kogastopia but they are too wingcucked for me and filled with 4cuck /bant/ pedophiles.
 
Holy shit lmao these people really do believe that humanity will be extinct in the next 5 years. No wonder they make decisions like eunuchs.
Someone salt-mining in the TF2 Emporium discord channel saw NeoDement transitioning (into Audrey Hale.)
I doubt he'll actually do it, he'd have to get a plane. Does anyone know Dement's real name? The credits for the map PD_Watergate has his fake troon name next to his username but not his deadname. Were the emporium responsible for one of the most scuffed crappy community events ever?
 
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