TF2 Emporium - 15-year-old cabal of terminally online game content creators contributing to the rot of a near 20-year-old game they could care less for.

[Patrick Bait-man]

Berry good thread. Do you want this in Community Watch?

pls

 

[Cowboy Christ]

Very happy this is here, watching the Emporium deteriorate over time made me wonder if this was ever gonna get bad enough to fit in here.

 

[Shoresy]

The current "big cheese" role user of the Emporium; which I'm assuming that role means they own the server now; is (as far as I can tell) a non-troon biolog woman named Zoey "Sexy Robot" Smith. She works in some odd division of SEGA, SEGA Hardlight, working on animations for some Sonic games or something. Her username in the Discord logs is usually just "Z".

Spoiler

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/zsmith37

https://archive.ph/plKxb (steam)
https://mastodon.social/@ZoeySmith (only two posts so didn't bother archiving this)
https://archive.ph/GrL7a (bio on some The Org site)
https://archive.ph/D3I1q (artstation, archive seems to have broken? https://www.artstation.com/zsmith37)
https://archive.ph/KjG5A (she has a fucking sonic fandom article about her)

She had a twitter that I cannot seem to find anymore.

There's probably more to find if you go searching for "zsmith37" or even her Steam profile URL ID "Yuuki_Z".

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Posting this from the TF2 thread for posterity but the TF2 Emporium was possibly at least partially responsible for the revert of the blue pants Scout patch recently:

"valve has a liscense to use the items not to edit them" - Troontard

Counterpoint:

Steam Subscriber Agreement (Section 6.B, 2nd Bullet Point)

You would think these retards with a direct business relationship with Valve would know this, lmao.

 

[Stone Enjoyer]

You would think these retards with a direct business relationship with Valve would know this, lmao.

You are expecting too much brainpower from tranny coomers. As previous community updates have shown, all that worksloppers care about is who gets the biggest share of money from key sales whenever new cosmetic "update" drops

 

[Kayfabe]

>The creator of the Scotsman's Skullcutter is an AGP troon
Not sure if I should or at this, way too many of my decade-old internet hobbies and communities were overtaken by a cabal of porn addicts who made their fetish their entire life, it is depressing to see the devastating effect that terminal and unrestricted internet usage has had on antisocial men on the spectrum.

 

[TheDataHorder]

by chuds on kiwifarms

he misspelled chad.
which is impressive considering that the a and u keys on a keyboard are on separate sides far away from each other.

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

>The creator of the Scotsman's Skullcutter is an AGP troon

>On miss: Cut your dick off. Idiot.

 

[Wheat Skeleton]

These faggots infight and eat one another alive constantly, I'm honestly shocked that they're still able to produce content(degeneracy) for the TF2 community. Do they have tard wranglers or something?
Personally, I blame the medic class. Playing that class always seems to be the catalyst for half these trannies cutting their dick off.

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

Personally, I blame the medic class

Valid point, but I think you're forgetting the class with the canonically unspecified gender, that has 50 million official furry fetish cosmetics at this point, and a fart taunt kill for good measure. Pyro didn't deserve that shit

 

[Kayfabe]

>On miss: Cut your dick off. Idiot.

SCOTTISHWOMYN'S DILATOR
Level 41 Axe Wound Object
+41% chance of wanting to rope because you just fucking mutilated your own body
+100% chance of becoming a life-long slave of the pharmaceutical industry
-100% chances of ever being a woman

(I'm not good with this, Kiwis, make up your own TF2roon weapon stats!)

 

[Stone Enjoyer]

These faggots infight and eat one another alive constantly, I'm honestly shocked that they're still able to produce content(degeneracy) for the TF2 community. Do they have tard wranglers or something?

Since a lot of these events are usually contained within Emporium discord, I imagine its relatively easy to just leave and continue making shit on your own or with dedicated group of people who also dont really care about some gay discord "drama"

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

The current "big cheese" role user of the Emporium; which I'm assuming that role means they own the server now; is (as far as I can tell) a non-troon biolog woman named Zoey "Sexy Robot" Smith. She works in some odd division of SEGA, SEGA Hardlight, working on animations for some Sonic games or something. Her username in the Discord logs is usually just "Z".

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https://uk.linkedin.com/in/zsmith37

https://archive.ph/plKxb (steam)
https://mastodon.social/@ZoeySmith (only two posts so didn't bother archiving this)
https://archive.ph/GrL7a (bio on some The Org site)
https://archive.ph/D3I1q (artstation, archive seems to have broken? https://www.artstation.com/zsmith37)
https://archive.ph/KjG5A (she has a fucking sonic fandom article about her)

She had a twitter that I cannot seem to find anymore.

There's probably more to find if you go searching for "zsmith37" or even her Steam profile URL ID "Yuuki_Z".

Looks like a troon wig, but at the same time, the exact kind of sexless femoid who'd want to plague and moderate as many communities as possible as to make up for her own shortcomings in finding someone willing to pound it.

 

[Stone Enjoyer]

Not much going on as of right now, but it seems like upcoming US election might cause some juicy malding in the next few days:

 

[Chrono Legion]

About time a thread like this was made. Did anyone here know that NeoDement used to go under another name even further back into his internet history? I was searching up his username and I found this old wiki that shows a trail that he used to be called DementChild (archive) back in 2005 (archive) and possibly earlier but renamed to Dement in 2006. (archive) I will never understand why some of these internet oldfags decide to betray the 'net of old by defecting to the forces that have ruined it and continue to further ruin it, but it makes me despise them. The "Neo-" part of his name is very transparently in reference to neovagina his trooning out.

It's crazy just how early he trooned though. I still suspect the FacePunch community had something to do with it. Peel back a troon (ew) and there will nearly always be a person or group of people that talked them into it. Also, it's kind of funny seeing troons go back to ancient wikis where they were mentioned pre-trooning just to edit it to change their pronouns. It reveals their ludicrous insecurity for the lie they're trying to push on those around them, despite being already caught in said lie and wiki edit histories showing them as liars.

 

[They were once men]

honestly i'd prefer it if tf2 recieved no updates going forward if all the future updates are basically gonna be controlled by these freaks. Valve really needs to stop taking submission from these weirdos.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Oh for fuck's sake. Until now I knew him as "the dude who made some kill icons". Disgusting.
Thankfully every item I use is tranny-free.

 

[Stone Enjoyer]

Valve really needs to stop taking submission from these weirdos.

Whoever runs current TF2 "updates" is either a retard or cares as little about the state of the game as Emporium fags do (or maybe both). They always add new things in a most low effort way possible. I mean, how much of low iq mong you must be to implement blue scout pants fix without looking into all the conflicting cosmetics made over the years first? Or add shitty vscript maps without doing a proper playtest? One of these days someone will suggest them to implement something that will brick the game and they will do it without second thought

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

One of these days someone will suggest them to implement something that will brick the game and they will do it without second thought

Funnily enough, a /v/ user some months/years back convinced the TF2 dev that wearing multiple of the same cosmetic crashed the game(iirc) which caused a hotfix that "ruined" countless traders' loadouts of stacked unusual effects.

 

[piombo]

Funnily enough, a /v/ user some months/years back convinced the TF2 dev that wearing multiple of the same cosmetic crashed the game(iirc) which caused a hotfix that "ruined" countless traders' loadouts of stacked unusual effects.

oh are you talking about the quickswitch fix?
i think it still does work since the competence of the tf2 devs (the potted plant and eric smith) is something to behold