That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

[AveraDiane]

That bitch is NEVER fucking happy. She designates herself the leader of the friend trio I am in with her and our mutual friend and all she does is yell/scold at us over shit like we're children, act like she's better than us (despite her being single and lonely. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.), and tell us bits and pieces of her life despite her getting critical over shit we tell her about us. I wish I had the balls to tell her off but it's getting more difficult to not want to crash out after all the bullshit she puts me through. People like this are why I am perfectly content with my family and my boyfriend.

 

[Lady Bizness]

I hate the boomer hate that's so popular these days but That Bitch is not helping. She walks tits first like that old sasquatch footage. I detect bra straps, but effectively she might as well not be wearing a bra. It's bad ladies. I'd be like, "Barb, let's talk about your wardrobe," if she wasn't such an odious character. It's not interesting getting into how she's a complete asshole. I realize that focusing on her hilarious physical flaws helps me get through the day.
Sick with Birkenstocks.

 

[Varis]

Is there a medical condition that makes a person dumber near other people? Is it autism? Dementia? Or is this bitch I'm working with just a middle-aged bimbo?

We had a 3 week orientation to a new task. The rest of us mastered it in 2-3 weeks. Bitch is starting week 9 and is still making day 1 mistakes. She still needs others to inspect her work and it's eating into our productivity.

I've disliked her from the first time I interacted with her. She has no internal monologue; she narrates every thought and action out loud in a way that makes me think she is fishing for attention. Like she wants someone to tell her what to do. I once asked if she always thinks out loud, and she just let out this sheepish, nervous giggle. I hate that stupid giggle. She can say the most innocuous thing and act like she just told a joke.

I know she isn't stupid. She can accomplish tasks when no-one is supervising her, but as soon as the instructor is next to her, she falls apart. If I'm supposed to help her, she doesn't need any guidance. If the instructor is with her? She forgets how to open Outlook. It is so fucking baffling.

 

[NoReturn]

I know I'm not helping @Lady Bizness's Boomer-hate-fatigue, but That Bitch really needs to stop bitching to everyone about the housing market. Everyone and their retard brother has been telling her for ten years that people don't have any damn money, and that eventually there was going to be a point where buyers couldn't pay what she was asking, but nope. That was negativity talk! Negativity talk will "manifest" bad outcomes and now it's happened everyone in the office needs to hear about it!