That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

[DangerousGas]

So.

Lotta bitches out there.

 

[A Skeleton]

That bitch/those bitches you haven't spoken to since high school but still invite you to their pyramid scheme Facebook groups to try and sell you some snake oil shit. Bitch I don't want to go to your LuLaRoe party or become an "independent consultant" (whatever the fuck that means) or slather greasy ass ItWorks! wraps all over myself. Quit wasting all your husband's/child support money on shit you're never going to sell and get a real job

Spoiler: That bitch, spotted in the wild

I shit you not, this is a real person whose real car I have really driven past before.

I'll give a cookie to whoever can list the most stereotypes in this photo. Go!

 

[Dr.Research]

That bitch at H&M yesterday who was complaining in line. They had three registers open and being used and this bitch is saying "How can they have three registers open and there be a line. They're so slow".
First off, bitch, there is hardly a wait. It was literally the people at the registers ,me (with one item) and then this bitch.
And the workers weren't even going slow. They weren't rushing, but they didn't need to. I've been in lines at that H&M three times as long with one register open. It's seriously not that bad. Calm down with your handful of child labor.

 

[Terrorist]

that bitch who whines about petty irl drama on kiwi farms

like seriously who does she think she is

 

[AbraCadaver]

That bitch with the permasour face at my old job who could hate EVERYTHING with superhuman ability. She could hate the nice sunny day out. She could hate you being nice to her. She could hate it not being lunch break yet. She could hate it BEING lunch break. She even hated her own planned relaxing summer vacation. But mostly, she hated being overweight and unhappy and not very good at a lot of things. She hated people who knew things she didn't, or had been somewhere she hadn't, or genuinely enjoyed life in a way she could not.

Which meant when you walked into the room with any kind of skill, talent or experience she didn't have, you were the person she fucking hated the MOST.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

That bitch with the permasour face at my old job who could hate EVERYTHING with superhuman ability. She could hate the nice sunny day out. She could hate you being nice to her. She could hate it not being lunch break yet. She could hate it BEING lunch break. She even hated her own planned relaxing summer vacation. But mostly, she hated being overweight and unhappy and not very good at a lot of things. She hated people who knew things she didn't, or had been somewhere she hadn't, or genuinely enjoyed life in a way she could not.


Which meant when you walked into the room with any kind of skill, talent or experience she didn't have, you were the person she fucking hated the MOST.

Excuse me, but do you work with my sister-in-law? You just described her to the very letter.

 

[DancinTim]

That bitch who thinks they have a rare intestinal infection but they're just lactose intolerant.

Spoiler: Grossish

Last week dumbass thought it was an intestinal parasite because they scared themselves on the internet! Would not listen to anyone until she was diagnosed by a doctor, despite her never leaveing the house or eating any risky foods ever. Doctor said she was negative and now we're here.

 

[Erica]

Fuck that bitch at the grocery who insisted I was skipping her in line when I went up to the register when no one was there, who continued to complain so much that they had to open up a second register only for her.

Sorry you didn't get your garbage 10 seconds earlier, I was purchasing two things and I guess she thought she was the only one in the store.

 

[Cornfields]

That bitch from high school who was a complete fucking edge lord like she'd constantly talk about how done with life she was and how she wanted to kill everyone. She'd constantly talk about being depressed or self harming even though I'm pretty sure she never went to see a therapist for this shit. And she'd bitch about someone behind their back if they made a single comment she didn't like or asked her to actually do something for once and stop slacking off (she wasn't very popular when it came to group work). Would constantly complain about her lack of friends then bitch at her friends when they try to help, then say it's not her fault that she can't help but push people away because she had depression. She also would keep arguing with a person even when everyone knew she was wrong (and only didn't say it to her face because she would bitch at you for it) and only finally agreed to apologise when her friend talked to her about it (and then she proceeded to continue shit talking both of them behind their backs). Thank god I never became her friend (I was damn close to tho)

 

[Lurker]

okay this fuckin' bitch...

so i've had the misfortune of knowing this chick since high school and she's just fucking disgusting.

first thing's first, this chick is fat as hell. to give you an idea, as of last year she was 250 pounds and she's 5 ft. she dyes her hair blonde and as a result it looks fucking fried and perpetually greasy. this is ironic because she's a hair stylist.

so this fucking bitch is a whiny cunt who is insanely needy. whenever her boyfriend doesn't pay attention to her, she gets pissy and leaves the room in a huff so her boyfriend will pay attention to her. of course, maybe people would pay attention to her if she had a personality beyond being a whiny fat bitch who pretends to like what everyone else likes because she's devoid of a likable personality. any time anyone hangs out with the boyfriend, she fucking kills any joy in the room. as a result she basically chased all of his friends away.

so this bitch cheated on her spineless dipshit of a boyfriend with some 30-something year old dude because "he was never around enough", keeping in mind that he actually works late hours. and she's cheated on him with other dudes before, too. and then she has the gall to act like she's the victim.

so i'm in a living situation of sorts where i often see her coming over and every fucking time she comes over, she leaves the place a fucking pigsty. she leaves all of her shit everywhere, from empty fast food containers that end up on the floor because of her untrained dogs getting to them, to her fucking clothes, to her copious amounts of makeup that she spends all of her money on then complains that she can't afford shit like car inspection, and God knows what else. every time she cooks shit, she leaves the fucking kitchen a goddamn greasy mess and she'll just leave her dishes out wherever because her parents didn't raise her right.

and i just learned that she and her spineless cuck of a boyfriend are now engaged. lol good luck paying for that wedding since your parents hate you and your boyfriend is in debt because he bought your fat worthless ass a laptop he couldn't afford. good luck affording a wedding dress that is going to be nothing more than a muumuu.

felt so good getting that off my chest.

(also she's accusing me of glaring at her. gosh, doesn't she know i have resting bitchface? i would never dare to make her uncomfortable. C: maybe she's just paranoid because she knows she's a disgusting excuse for a human being.)

Edit: oh my god, i almost forgot about the animals. so i have a very soft spot for animals, as do most normal people, and the things this bitch has done to animals are just... i could handle a whiny, grimy fat bitch. there's a lot of those in the world.

but i can't handle people who neglect their pets, maliciously or not.

this fat cunt is an animal hoarder. she has had two ferrets, one which died from cancer, and the other dying from God knows what. the state of the room where she kept the ferrets was... there was ferret shit splattered on the walls, guys.

she had two birds, one dying from neglect and the other one... i have no idea if it's still alive. when she fucked off on vacation, i worried that she just left the bird to starve for an entire week. i hope that maybe she gave it away before she left.

she had a tank of dart frogs. according to her boyfriend's father, no one had checked on them in a long time, and when they went to clean the tank, the frogs were piles of goo.

she had a turtle. it too died due to neglect.

she technically has three dogs, but one of them was a shared decision between her and the boyfriend's mom. that one is emotionally neglected and he's very needy. but at least he's vaguely trained. the other two dogs don't technically live here, but she dumps them here even though she has an apartment. no doubt that place is a fucking hovel. the youngest dog was left over from when she and her dipshit boyfriend thought that it would be cute to breed their two dogs so they could sell the puppies for quick cash. what a shock. people aren't going to pay much for mutts. it was only recently that they (and by they i mean the boyfriend's mom) got the dogs fixed because the male dog was constantly spraying and he kept trying to fuck the older female dog and the puppy who is biologically his daughter. the three dogs get very little attention and they are not taken out for walks because that would involve not being lazy sacks of shit who don't care for their animals. as a result the puppy tends to shit on the carpet and i don't know which dog pees on the carpet, but it's probably a combination of all three of them. they are let outside every so often, but if no one fucking pays attention to them, they do their business indoors. i don't blame the poor dogs. i blame the assholes who own them but do nothing with them.

frankly this entire house is filled with shit people who can't be arsed to care for the animals living in it, and the father is too chickenshit to put his fucking foot down and tell the fat cunt to stop bringing her dogs here if she won't goddamn clean up after them or pay attention to them.

 

[Broken Pussy]

okay this fuckin' bitch...

so i've had the misfortune of knowing this chick since high school and she's just fucking disgusting.

first thing's first, this chick is fat as hell. to give you an idea, as of last year she was 250 pounds and she's 5 ft. she dyes her hair blonde and as a result it looks fucking fried and perpetually greasy. this is ironic because she's a hair stylist.

so this fucking bitch is a whiny cunt who is insanely needy. whenever her boyfriend doesn't pay attention to her, she gets pissy and leaves the room in a huff so her boyfriend will pay attention to her. of course, maybe people would pay attention to her if she had a personality beyond being a whiny fat bitch who pretends to like what everyone else likes because she's devoid of a likable personality. any time anyone hangs out with the boyfriend, she fucking kills any joy in the room. as a result she basically chased all of his friends away.

so this bitch cheated on her spineless dipshit of a boyfriend with some 30-something year old dude because "he was never around enough", keeping in mind that he actually works late hours. and she's cheated on him with other dudes before, too. and then she has the gall to act like she's the victim.

so i'm in a living situation of sorts where i often see her coming over and every fucking time she comes over, she leaves the place a fucking pigsty. she leaves all of her shit everywhere, from empty fast food containers that end up on the floor because of her untrained dogs getting to them, to her fucking clothes, to her copious amounts of makeup that she spends all of her money on then complains that she can't afford shit like car inspection, and God knows what else. every time she cooks shit, she leaves the fucking kitchen a goddamn greasy mess and she'll just leave her dishes out wherever because her parents didn't raise her right.

and i just learned that she and her spineless cuck of a boyfriend are now engaged. lol good luck paying for that wedding since your parents hate you and your boyfriend is in debt because he bought your fat worthless ass a laptop he couldn't afford. good luck affording a wedding dress that is going to be nothing more than a muumuu.

felt so good getting that off my chest.

(also she's accusing me of glaring at her. gosh, doesn't she know i have resting bitchface? i would never dare to make her uncomfortable. C: maybe she's just paranoid because she knows she's a disgusting excuse for a human being.)

Fuck that bitch. Of course you're glaring at her. She's terrible.

 

[Lurker]

Fuck that bitch. Of course you're glaring at her. She's terrible.

what? little old me? gosh, i'd never glare at anyone and then lie and claim that i just always look like that so i can psychologically fuck with them!

i mean i'm a nice girl who dindunuffin!

(tfw you nearly fucking vomit because this fat cow left a cowpie in the toilet because she forgot to flush after showering AGAIN)

 

[Broken Pussy]

what? little old me? gosh, i'd never glare at anyone and then lie and claim that i just always look like that so i can psychologically fuck with them!

i mean i'm a nice girl who dindunuffin!

(tfw you nearly fucking vomit because this fat cow left a cowpie in the toilet because she forgot to flush after showering AGAIN)

Ew.

 

[Lurker]

Ew.

best part is that no one can confront her about her disgusting habits because she gets fucking butthurt and then emotionally abuses her boyfriend.

and since the boyfriend lives with his parents, his overprotective yet incompetent father insists that we bring our grievences to him so his son doesn't deal with the fallout. nevermind that his son should stop being a spineless little faggot and put that fat bitch in her fucking place.

this fucking household is a circus and i'm happy i don't actually live here.

 

[BIG DADDY]

This bitch at my workplace who is only like 3 and a half months pregnant and is already making an enormous deal out of it...insisting she has to snack constantly, sighing loudly and heavily when she stands up or sits down, avoids doing work at all costs, and will stand around rubbing her belly with both hands while thrusting it out. Bitch! We get it! You're pregnant!
And she already has a nonverbal autistic child to take care of, but since she splits custody with her ex-husband I guess she doesn't see it as something that might affect taking care of the baby, which she'll just toss into daycare or impose on a relative for free babysitting anyway.

Oh hey, we had that bitch at my work, except it was she herself who was autistic and after being pregnant for one month wouldn't do things another co-worker did at 8 months pregnant. She also did the constant 40 minute snack breaks to flirt with a guy in the back. She actually got fired though because she wasn't smart enough to at least wait until her probationary period was over to not act like a princess. We found out later she made up her master's degree - It turns out that she was in a master's program but got kicked out for sleeping with the person she was training under. Hope her husband was normal enough for her kid not to be a hand-flapper but I doubt it.

Also that bitch in HR who made my co-workers put in PTO for 15 mins when they left at 4:45 on a day the boss wasn't there. Every other place I've worked you leave when you get your work done if it's the last hour or half-hour of the work day since everyone is on salary. No idea why she thought it would be a good idea to call them out but now everyone just talks shit about her during happy hours she's not invited to.

 

[TiggerNits]

My accountant's assistant is the dumbest fucking bitch on the planet. She got mad that we sent her a zip file in an email because she doesn't know how to open them and tried to charge us a service fee for downloading fucking winrar

Update on this bitch, she's refusing to answer the company's bank's questions on the online section to get access to banking records because she feels it's too invasive (Bank of America wants her work address, phone, email and last 4 of her social before they'll give her online access to our accounts), I have finally had enough and told her boss he either fires her because she obviously can't do her job correctly or we get a new accountant

 

[HG 400]

It could be a relative, a coworker, a friend of a friend, some bitch you just passed on the street, wearing ugly clothes and looking all smug about it.

It's you, tbh.

 

[Broken Pussy]

It's you, tbh.

I'm shocked.

 

[HG 400]

I'm shocked.

But you really shouldn't be.

 

[Broken Pussy]

But you really shouldn't be.

I'm really not. In fact, I'd be disappointed were it otherwise.