That Bitch - Oh, god, here comes that bitch we hate...

[Burn Book]

That one "fashion blogger/influencer" chick I know just thirst-posted 2 instastories of herself in the shower. The second one was just to point out that yes, she's naked.
She has wet hair, but wears heavy eye makeup. Those are some choices.

 

[A Seagull]

That one bitch who I was there for when she had to go to the crisis center for being suicidal, so due to that, we became close friends. I helped her move out of her abusive parent's house, helped her get the paper work to keep her dog as an emotional support animal (apartment wouldn't normally allow pets), helped her find a good psych who would visit her in her apartment due to her bad anxiety, helped her buy BS disney princess dolls that she said she resells, but really just hoards. Bent over backwards for this bitch to be a good and supportive friend.
But when I'm having a shit time and am on the verge of getting laid off (which all my friends were aware of that I was struggling), she hassles and hassles me about some bs thing that was supposed to make me happy , but I included her in because FRANDSHIP, because she wants it to be HER way. She has to be a coward and had her friend message me to berate me about how I was "triggering" her by asking her to clarify how she wanted the thing to be changed. Told me how i was ruining everything for the bitch.
Finally I go into a full blown anxiety attack and her boyfriend, who've I been friends with for years(WAY before she ever came along), is alarmed and concerned and tries to call me down.
She finds out he's trying to comfort me and not have me get any worse than I already am, so she goes ballistic on him because he's supposed to be a good little bitch and not have any other female friends.
He apologizes to me and tells me he can't talk anymore, this is still within the same hour of me having an anxiety attack. Now with the fact I lost my friend and just got him into huge trouble, I go actually suicidal.
Later on, find out that she's been shit talking me and mocking me for being suicidal over the BS thing, instead of it being a whole pile of hot steamin' shit.
Over a year later, she dumps her boyfriend because he finally told her off for being a total psychopath, but our friendship is no longer the same.
Fast forward to now, she has no friends because she can't keep friends and keeps cycling between the people she leeches off of and one cunt who leeches off the bitch as much as the bitch leeches off the cunt. (A histronic and a BPD being friends, pretty much). Which means it's only a matter of time before she comes crawling back to me begging for some kind of forgiveness(as she's wont to do with other mutual friends when she drops them for some insane, cluster b reason) writing everything off as a "misunderstanding".
In which I'll retell everything above and tell her why she's a fucking nut case who no psych can ever help because she sees herself as the perpetual victim, and she can eat my ass for all I care.

 

[Smarmy]

Spoiler: Hi A-Log

This bitch was married, had three kids, and a nice home in a good town. She met a junkie at work and decided to run off with him, deleting all traces of her family from social media and pretending like they never happened. She got knocked up by him, lost custody of the baby to the grandmother, and got knocked up a second time before he freaked the fuck out while completely blitzed and ran off to parts unknown. Now they have ~date nights~ even though she was going to cut him out of her life for good and move back to her original town.
She likes to share memes talking about how it's a mother's duty to put the needs of her children before her own. That's fucking rich coming from her. Pretty sure abandoning your family for some junkie wasn't putting your children first. Pretty sure acting like they never happened isn't putting your children first. The only thing that was done with a child's best interests in mind is when you lost custody of your fourth child, and you didn't make that decision yourself.
Also, fuck you for suddenly deciding to acknowledge the kids you abandoned after all this time. You're underserving of their love and forgiveness. You made your bed, now you fucking lie in it.

I shouldn’t be surprised this bitch was smoking cigarettes throughout her most recent pregnancy. That explains why she almost had the baby dangerously premature. She’s not worth getting mad over, but here I am, full of mad.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

That one bitch who I was there for when she had to go to the crisis center for being suicidal, so due to that, we became close friends. I helped her move out of her abusive parent's house, helped her get the paper work to keep her dog as an emotional support animal (apartment wouldn't normally allow pets), helped her find a good psych who would visit her in her apartment due to her bad anxiety, helped her buy BS disney princess dolls that she said she resells, but really just hoards. Bent over backwards for this bitch to be a good and supportive friend.
But when I'm having a shit time and am on the verge of getting laid off (which all my friends were aware of that I was struggling), she hassles and hassles me about some bs thing that was supposed to make me happy , but I included her in because FRANDSHIP, because she wants it to be HER way. She has to be a coward and had her friend message me to berate me about how I was "triggering" her by asking her to clarify how she wanted the thing to be changed. Told me how i was ruining everything for the bitch.
Finally I go into a full blown anxiety attack and her boyfriend, who've I been friends with for years(WAY before she ever came along), is alarmed and concerned and tries to call me down.
She finds out he's trying to comfort me and not have me get any worse than I already am, so she goes ballistic on him because he's supposed to be a good little bitch and not have any other female friends.
He apologizes to me and tells me he can't talk anymore, this is still within the same hour of me having an anxiety attack. Now with the fact I lost my friend and just got him into huge trouble, I go actually suicidal.
Later on, find out that she's been shit talking me and mocking me for being suicidal over the BS thing, instead of it being a whole pile of hot steamin' shit.
Over a year later, she dumps her boyfriend because he finally told her off for being a total psychopath, but our friendship is no longer the same.
Fast forward to now, she has no friends because she can't keep friends and keeps cycling between the people she leeches off of and one cunt who leeches off the bitch as much as the bitch leeches off the cunt. (A histronic and a BPD being friends, pretty much). Which means it's only a matter of time before she comes crawling back to me begging for some kind of forgiveness(as she's wont to do with other mutual friends when she drops them for some insane, cluster b reason) writing everything off as a "misunderstanding".
In which I'll retell everything above and tell her why she's a fucking nut case who no psych can ever help because she sees herself as the perpetual victim, and she can eat my ass for all I care.

God this is such a feel.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This bitch in one of my classes who uses the word "problematic" like it's going out of style and yesterday decided to rail against a retired professor who I happened to be close friends with because he wasn't a super left leaning soy cuck. Got like six other people to be her little Greek chorus while she bitched and moaned about "muh sexism" "muh misogyny" "muh insensitivity towards mental illness" like she's even fucking mentally ill - apart from maybe some self-dx "anxiety" this bitch is fine.

Tosses out a "it's a good test to see if someone is worth talking to, whether or not they liked him"

And then she decides to start throwing around baseless accusations that he's a molester and a pervert who preys on female students and would only talk to a woman if he wants to fuck her.

You fucking cunt, that's a fucked up thing to say about someone. Yeah I'll admit he was an old man set in his ways and could be a bit blue sometimes but not once did he ever express the kind of hateful, intolerant bullshit that spews out of your lips daily. Not once did he say anything about "worth" determined by personal politics - the guy would still happily talk to you no matter what your beliefs were. He adopted 13 children of various racial backgrounds and at least two with serious debilitating special needs - what the fuck have you done for ANYONE other than yourself, bitch?

And shout out to the professor (not the one she was talking about) for, after I called this bitch out for making up lies, merely said "man I wish I knew who you were talking about!" You hear this bitch trying to imply some Weinstein nonsense and your reaction is "ooo spill the tea"? Go fuck yourself.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

That bitch I just met who has to run over and physically wrap herself around her boyfriend who I also just met and am actively shaking hands with. Damn girl just tattoo your name on the poor dude's forehead and be done with it. She probably has no female friends because women are just like, so catty and dramatic.

She also changed her outfit twice in the one hour I spent in her house.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

That bitch who I met seven years ago and has been a manipulative cunt who loves going on and off with our friendship, sometimes pretending we are bestest of friends when they want something, but suddenly forgets about my existence for weeks, but who I just recently decided to let go and not contact anymore after shitting on the whole time I spent with them in college.

 

[2al]

...Could an entire forum count as a bitch? Asking for a friend.

 

[lazerbot]

that bitch who talks to me like we're friends and then turns around and mocks whatever i say and do... right when she's sitting 5 feet across from me.

but that's how i can act at times so pot, meet kettle ig

 

[Raptorkin]

That one bitch part of an internet community I belong to that's been living on government money for five years because "muh mental illness" but miraculously has all the energy for video games and social activities. She takes her stupid roleplay drama more seriously than real life and spread lies, claiming my friend was abusive after he broke up with her, even though she was the one cheating on him. That bitch has had three (yes, three) different fiances within a year and a half, but wants to adopt a kid, despite barely being able to support herself on government money. Yet she complains about how unfair it is that the government makes it so hard for single parents to adopt. She threw a hissy fit when I tried to explain that there's a reason why. Is upset that the government isn't giving her MORE money to go to liberal arts school when she's already dropped out twice. Thinks she can make bank on her "writing" which mostly consists of her shitty self-insert OCs that are supposedly experts in everything from medicine to intrigue to combat and is apparently the head of a noble house by day and the leader of a guild of assassins by night at the tender age of 17. That bitch that is ALWAYS the victim even in situations that only tangenitally have to do with her. She lies to and betrays her friend? Oh no, it was their fault, they betrayed her!
That bitch who will act like your friend and be very nice, but say one thing she doesn't like and you're worse than Hitler and she'll go on a crusade against you with all her mindless followers. There's so many people (including me) that she once idolized but are now on her shit list, and she will always try to sabotage your future attempts at befriending anyone she's barely acquainted with. And then the next month she comes crawling back and apologizes for being a bitch and tries to be friends again (but still talks shit behind your back).
She probably has some kind of undiagnosed BPD or something but fuck that bitch. Cutting her out was the most positive interaction I've had with that thing.

 

[OfficialUnofficial]

That bitch that married into the family, and only treats the family as hers when she needs something. The very same bitch who is begging for $20k to send herself and her 18 month old child to Panama for stem cell injections for autism while refusing to share her “deep research” with the people she’s demanding funds from. This bitch is also pregnant with her second child who will no doubt be shoved aside while she continues to clutch her pearls and feel sorry for herself because her toddler might maybe be autistic and it’s so hard for her and she’s suffering.

 

[Fareal]

right now, my BPD mom. God give me strength

 

[Bunny at Law]

That bitch that acts like she's a fucking genius because she has a master's degree and a fake nonprofit. Bitch, we're in the same program and I get better grades than you. Implying that I look like a dyke doesn't make you better than me (it makes everyone think you're a cunt), and if you spent the amount of time studying as you do into 'looking for a sugar daddy,' maybe you wouldn't be in danger of failing.

This bitch also made the sweetest girl in our program cry for having friends. Bitch, I wonder why no one wants to hang with you!?

That bitch who's thirty, only cares about playing with dolls, eating junkfood, thinks boys and sex are "yucky" but yet got a bachelor's in psych and thinks they're going to counsel adults with adult problems. Put herself in a group home in 2013 because she victimises herself over being legally blind. Lives with a 600 pound woman who is also going for a psych degree despite being a 39 year old virgin who's spent most of their life in nursing homes.
If I'm ever powerleveled I'll create a thread.
I met them shortly before they threw their life away and still look at their trainwreck content.

I'm BEGGING for a thread

 

[Avocado Toast]

That one bitch at school who wanted an "emotional support" dog so that she could bring it with her to class and train it to bite people she didn't like. Student housing says she needs a doctor's note and a certified dog that is one of the breeds on the list. She proceeds to buy an untrained pit bull puppy. Student housing says "Hell no get rid of it or you lose your housing". Tries to give it the humain society who has a fee for pitbulls because of the extra risk involved and care required. She doesn't want to pay it. Her solution?

She bullies her boyfriend into taking it to be put down because she doesn't want to look like a bad person. Luckily the vet said "Why the hell would I agree to kill a perfectly healthy puppy? Get the hell out of my office."

This bitch also faked a mental breakdown and committed herself while writing a paper about psych wards. She dropped out but would still hang around campus all the time.

She also abuses the fuck out of her boyfriend. I got to watch the soul drain out of a man's eyes day by day. He's ended up sobbing into a friend's arms at 1am that he knows he should break up with her but he can't. Needless to say she cheated on him and then forced him to be friends with the other guys. Yes. Plural. There was a reason we called her Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

 

[2al]

...Could an entire forum count as a bitch? Asking for a friend.

Admittedly, I am so tempted to use Eurovision night as an excuse to fall off the wagon, but that's gonna violate my own "new rule" of never posting there, at least not until it's in the back of everyone's minds and not at forefront how much a cow I was.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I figure this is the right thread to post about this bitch...I would say she deserves her own thread, but she's mostly contained on her private Facebook.

I started following her because a friend of mine posted screencaps of this girl he was only friends with on Facebook through the cosplay community of her asking him out of the blue to buy her makeup. He explained to her that he was on limited income due to disability so no. She said okay, but then blocked him on all her accounts, while deactivating that account. People commented about how they know who she is and that she's pretty well known in the area for begging random people to buy her things. Out of curiosity I added her on the account she had not deactivated and oh boy, she's a trip.

It's hard to get screencaps because she deletes things rather quickly. She's an autistic schizophrenic lesbian who expects people to only compliment and pat her ass. If you say anything that she could perceive as "hate" she'll unfriend and block you. Her posts fall under a handful of categories.

1. Complaining. A lot. She complains about how abusive her dad is, claims he takes all her money despite living in his house as an adult, claims she has no money, but then posts numerous things she bought which includes cosplay. She complained about how she regrets getting animals because HER DAD doesn't take care of them. But also complains that her pets are fat because her dad leaves food out for them. She complained about how her dad wouldn't pay to fix the internet, but then it magically got fixed???

2. Goes with number one, but she recently has been spamming stuff she bought while simultaneously bitching about having no money. She brags about knowingly buying dupe makeup, her favorite being Jeffrey Starr makeup. On the flip side she admonishes dollar store makeup despite slathering herself with who knows what from some seedy place that manufactures products made to scam people. She buys expensive wigs and cosplay items, but then turns around and whines about how she wishes she could afford X, Y, Z in a not so subtle way of begging someone to buy it for her. She bought a set of fake YugiOh cards that set her back like $40. But she just can't save money because she doesn't have any!

3. Her cosplay. There's nothing wrong with buying cosplay. What's wrong is buying cosplay then complaining about no money, despite making plans to go to a con in Portland and her living on the east coast. She's obsessed with Harley Quinn and has numerous outfits and wigs for her. She bitched about her dad calling her a clown in cosplay, which I mean, Harley Quinn????

4. TMI. She wanted to know where she could buy sugar free gummy bears to help with her bowels. Has posted numerous times about her bowel movements, including one about pooping so big it was splitting her asshole.

Miscellaneous wild stuff she posted about for a bit was she claimed she got a dybbuk box from a thrift store. But she started hearing voices from the box, despite admitting shortly prior that she suffered from schizophrenia and heard voices because of it. It's different this time though, it's totally from the dybbuk box. So she chucked it in the woods about a week ago because she couldn't be near something so evil. Now she's claiming she's able to see shadow people.

This is the stuff I manage to see before she deletes the post an hour later. Makes me wonder what I've missed when I'm not paying attention.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

This ex-friend of mine is such a fucking bitch. She thinks she's queen of the Stephen Fry fandom and acts like she's close personal friends with him when he's not. Mutuals of mine always fall for her dumb claims. Bitch, you're not friends with Stephen and you're creepy.
Also she's a cunt to everyone if you don't agree with her and don't talk about how great Stephen is 24/7.

 

[I Exist]

That one bitch who I was friends with since college that became an alt-left transtrender.
She and I were pretty close until she lost her shit, started yelling at me for going to a 'white college' and began to act very arrogant. (Among other SJW-esque things.) She started to diagnose herself with severe depression and bipolar disorder as well.
I tried to explain that she shouldn't drop out of college when she was considering dropping out, but she called me a whore and dropped out anyway.
Fast forward and she had some regrets about dropping out and then chose to pursue an arts degree about 6 months later.
When she said that she identified as a 'male/demon' and dyed her hair red, I decided it would be best to just cut all ties.

 

[atari]

That bitch in my group of friends who feels the need to insert herself into every activity that another one of my friends does, along with other annoying things. I was hanging out with my friend and going around my town one day, when I get a message from that bitch in the morning. I was busy so I forgot about it until later, and when I opened it, it was her asking to come with us. I don't know about you, but I've always though it was a bad thing to invite/ask myself to join other people's plans. The clinging is to the point where, for example, she'll say she wants to go swimming with the rest of us, but if our other friend can't swim that bitch'll sit out with her despite previously wanting to swim. Another time that bitch asked me to drive her for an errand out of nowhere, we aren't even super close. During the spring I was having really bad allergies that affected my eyes, and I come in to school one morning to hear "wow, your eyes are so nasty today" from that bitch. Like thanks, I've looked in a mirror today, I noticed. She would also comment on my outfits/clothes almost daily, and you can only hear the same "didn't you wear that hoodie last week? why do you wear the same thing all the time" comment before it gets annoying. That bitch is also one of those people who posts looking for pity almost daily.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I ran into That Bitch this afternoon in the Costco parking lot. I tried to pretend I hadn't seen or recognized her, but she recognized me right away, alas.

We're in the middle of a fucking heat wave here right now. Seriously, it's like the sun hates each and every one of us, personally. But That Bitch, after the most bare-bones greeting, stopped me dead in the middle of a volcanically hot asphalt parking lot and proceeded to launch into a story about one of her shithead neighbors--a person I've never met, and whose existance I don't even need to know about. And it was a stupid, lame story with no resolution, and why the fuck she thought I might be interested in hearing it, I'll never know. Seriously, go on fucking Next Door with that shit, like every other busybody old person.

Wanting to get my pallid self the fuck out of the sun and not die of heat prostration (much less listen to her story), I told her I was in a hurry because I needed to pee, and that I'd catch up with her in Costco. Since That Bitch is about 80 years old and walks with corresponding slowness, and cannot walk and talk at the same time (and she'll always sacrifice walking for talking, just to tell another story about boring shit in her life) I speedwalked all the way to the door, grabbed a cart, and was all the way in the back, slinging cat food into it, before she even entered the building. I didn't need much, and was in the checkout lane no more than 10 minutes later, having successfully avoided her.

I volunteer for an organization once a week, which is how I know That Bitch, and any interaction with her is the same as any other. She jumps right into conversations with some boring, pointless, irrelevant story about herself or the people she encounters, as if everybody else will find it fascinating. When other people are speaking, she doesn't acknowledge anything they've said, or engage them in any way; she's just biding her time until she can talk about herself again.

And it's not like That Bitch is a lonely, isolated old lady. She sees her family all the time; she has social groups she takes part in; she knows all of her neighbors and plans neighborhood events with them. She has a very busy, full life. But it doesn't make her any more interesting or pleasant to be around than someone who is a shut-in, constantly glued to the TV, because her self-absorption is absolute, all-encompassing, and impenetrable.

Some day, my steely resolve is going to crack, and I'm going to ask her, "What the fuck makes you think anybody else cares about this shit? Are you even capable of talking about anything other than yourself, or showing any interest in other people?" But for now I avoid the shit out of her, and when she rattles on endlessly about herself during our volunteer shifts I don't even pretend to show interest, or indicate that I've heard her. I refuse to enable or encourage her--but she's so fucking wrapped up in herself, I don't think she even notices.