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Mildly cowish behavior here, but Enforced are good.
It made me look em up so it worked at least.

Speaking of cow behavior and bands though I've been really tempted to make a lolcow thread about Psycho Synner / Psychosexual but I don't know if they're doing anything except releasing one laughably awful video after another right now. Everyone convince me I'm retarded for thinking of this.
 
There's a practice on this site if a cow asks for their thread to be removed, Josh will sometimes begin a vote for the users as to whether or not he should do so, a process which he named "rules of nature" based on that first track in the MGR soundtrack.
Anyways, the guys in this thread are metal autists. Everything with a beat is going to sound like Meshuggah to them.

It'll almost sound insulting but what you're looking for to me sounds more like alternative hard rock that you'd hear a lot in the early 2000s:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RKJWi4JG2Pwhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=DHr-FK-a4a4
Also if you're fine with instrumental versions of songs, these aren't the same but they might be a style you like:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cCoCdqZenO0https://youtube.com/watch?v=EG2nn3KiFVEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Bl-4pNDLwtE
In terms of instrumental type metal, those are along the line of what I usually listen to.

Another option if you're fine with instrumentals and want something gamier sounding is one of the better spotify stations I have, which is Master Boot Record. Put that into artist radio and you'll like it. It'll bring up a bunch of...synthetic metal I guess you could call it? See if this is up your alley:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=765vNkhDCAshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=zCXDJKx8Yc0
I wasn't really into the first set, when it comes to hard rock I prefer something more like Crush 40, the 2000s Sonic the Hedgehog band. More upbeat and fast-paced (yes, I'm that guy who likes the Shadow the Hedgehog theme song). I like the second set a lot, but oddly with the MGR style tracks, I prefer vocals while with Doom I prefer instrumental, I guess. Thank you though!

That's not music, that's NOISE. I can't even understand the words!

Now here's some stuff you can sing along with:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WzR78NbrnOkhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=EzYLK2xjX_Ihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=xNdc8tdjWvI
I actually quite like that first one.
 
This split album is pretty sick if you're into video game music and uh... yeah. Cool combo I think.

Some really good death metal, not usually into their kind of stuff but they're really good and lots of fun to see live

A unique album for sure I think. It's fun to listen to anyways.
 
thanks fam, that's just what I needed for my christmas party playlist.
There are more mashups, but they aren't all Christmassy.


Although....fucking El Oh El.


 
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Band - album name; my favorite song on the album

Thrash metal:
Depressive age - First depression; The light

Hexenhaus - The edge of eternity; The eternal nightmare

Hexx - Morbid reality; Persecution experience

Target - Mission Executed; Under dominion

BEST BAND ON THE LIST
Vektor - Terminal redux; Ultimate artificer

Voivod - Dimension Hatröss / Killing technology (toss up); Macrosolutions to Megaproblems / Killing technology (respectively)


Death metal (some with black/thrash elements)

Autonoesis - Moon of foul magics; Moon of foul magics

Absu - Tara; Pillars of Mercy

Xoth - Interdimensional Invocations; Casting the sigil


Will post more + other genres if there is interest.
 
Speaking of which




So that would make "Tranny" the band's deadname.

Oh, also: two reviews for the album, currently sitting at 43% average. So close!

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It's not like that I already know it's shit when I take a look at the disco. No one shits out 4 quality albums a year. Every band who does this is shit. I have wasted way to much time exploring such shitty bands out of curiosty.

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But as I never learn from my mistakes I gave it a shot and holy shit, these lyircs ...

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Oh thank God, it's not hate speech. I couldn't have handled it otherwise bc I get very easily offended. Black Metal shouldn't be hateful.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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Black Metal needs stabbings again.
 

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It's not like that I already know it's shit when I take a look at the disco. No one shits out 4 quality albums a year. Every band who does this is shit. I have wasted way to much time exploring such shitty bands out of curiosty.

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But as I never learn from my mistakes I gave it a shot and holy shit, these lyircs ...

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Oh thank God, it's not hate speech. I couldn't have handled it otherwise bc I get very easily offended. Black Metal shouldn't be hateful.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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Black Metal needs stabbings again.
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All these songs are total troon classics.
 
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It's not like that I already know it's shit when I take a look at the disco. No one shits out 4 quality albums a year. Every band who does this is shit. I have wasted way to much time exploring such shitty bands out of curiosty.

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But as I never learn from my mistakes I gave it a shot and holy shit, these lyircs ...

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Oh thank God, it's not hate speech. I couldn't have handled it otherwise bc I get very easily offended. Black Metal shouldn't be hateful.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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Black Metal needs stabbings again.
Yeah, I guess when your entire life is spent taking pictures of yourself in striped socks and masturbating to sissy hypno porn it really doesn't leave a lot of raw artistic material to work with.

If that type of metal is your thing my fellow thread denizens then I guess more power to you, but my god is it an ASD breeding ground.
 
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