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Some_guy01 said:
Lol the Antifa crybabies are crying about how Metal Threat was allowed to exist. But I also came across this retard who started a bitch storm about how neo-nazis were allowed to perform while his shows get cancelled for "less".
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So wait.... everyone knows I'm a metal guy and don't get down with much hiphop music, but lemme see if I got this straight....
There's jewish rappers?
 
Some_guy01 said:
Pretty much, this guy does not know what he is talking about. The location for the event did not change for 4-5+ months. Plus the security was 7 local cops, who were very chill for the entire festival. I find it funny they are painting Metal Threat as some White power festival, but was not even close. The only bands you could argue as being racist was GBK, Arghoslent, Crucifier? and Graveland?. Everyone else was just fuck you black metal/death metal. The band Engorge came out with this shirt, I love it. Plus, Every creed of people was there (white, black, brown, yellow) and everyone had a good time, no violence, everyone got along.
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This just begs for an edit of this old meme. Replace the people on the left with faces of metal musicians/fans and Jesus with the face of that Antifa wimp.

I'd do it myself, actually, but those screenshots look like they're from Facebook (?) and I don't have an account.

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HowlingChasm said:
So wait.... everyone knows I'm a metal guy and don't get down with much hiphop music, but lemme see if I got this straight....
There's jewish rappers?
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Aesop Rock AKA Ian Bavitz
Beastie Boys are/were all Jews - Yauch (R.I.P.), Diamond, Horovitz
Necro AKA Ron Braunstein

Those are just off the top of my head.
 
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800 Chupacabras said:
Does anybody else read Anal Cunt lyrics whenever they are having a bad day? Shit never fails to make me laugh.
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The song titles alone are enough to make me laugh. My favourite is "You Converted to Judaism So a Guy Would Touch Your Dick". Also tangentially related is Seth Putnam's TRVE KVLT RAW BLACK METAL project Impaled Northern Moonforest, with song titles such as "Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders", "Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain", and "Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar".
 
Incorrigible Bigotry said:
The song titles alone are enough to make me laugh. My favourite is "You Converted to Judaism So a Guy Would Touch Your Dick". Also tangentially related is Seth Putnam's TRVE KVLT RAW BLACK METAL project Impaled Northern Moonforest, with song titles such as "Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders", "Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain", and "Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar".
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My favorite is I Noticed That You're Gay because it catches you off-guard with its tameness.
 
800 Chupacabras said:
Does anybody else read Anal Cunt lyrics whenever they are having a bad day? Shit never fails to make me laugh.
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This is a bit morbid, but wasn't it Anal Cunt who had a band member die fucking around drunk on an escalator or something like that? I swear I remember that and thought, yeah that sounds about right for Anal Cunt.
 
Incorrigible Bigotry said:
My favourite is "You Converted to Judaism So a Guy Would Touch Your Dick".
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Hentai-Semitism said:
My favorite is I Noticed That You're Gay because it catches you off-guard with its tameness.
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My favorite title is a tied between “You Robbed a Sperm Bank because You’re a Cum Guzzling Fag” and “If You Don’t Like Village People, You’re Fucking Gay.”

My favorite lyrics are from “You Go To Art School,” specifically “are you in college or in 13th grade,” and from “I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die:” “A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son’s room.” I can’t hear a Queen anymore without thinking about those lyrics.
 
Spooky Airi said:
That's not Tales From the Twilight World or Somewhere Far Beyond
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If you have mentioned "Imaginations" or "Nightfall", I even might have agreed. Those two that you mentioned suffer from the typical, all genres, not just Metal, problem that the couple of standout tracks are just so good everything else on the same LP is just dragging down the whole experience.
 
I'm not really a death metal guy, but figured I'd finally check out Master considering all the bullshit. Still not something I'm gonna put on a lot, but it's fine.


Brandon and Andrew Ree can go suck a shit covered cock.
 
Spooky Airi said:
That album is half skits. There's no way that's better than the four Speed Guardian albums
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Skits are mostly are a waste, not necessarily arguing against that, but in this case it's a concept album and Tolkien lore. So I don't get the criticism. And even if you would cut them out, you get like 10 banger tracks. Everything from "Battalions" to "Somewhere" is a couple of good songs mixed with a lot of filler and skits.
 
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