Opinion The Acolyte’s 15% Audience Score Is Embarrassing, For The Audience Scorers


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While Star Wars has had many controversies in the Disney era, viewers have now mobilized a fleet of TIE bombers to obliterate user scores of The Acolyte wherever possible, namely on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB.

I previously reported that this started up right at release, as The Acolyte quickly became the lowest audience-rated Star Wars project besides the infamous Holiday Special. Now, its former 33% score has dipped below the Special’s 20% score, and is all the way down to 15%.

At a certain point, this is just absurd, and it says a lot more about the viewers than it does the quality of the show itself, which has barely even gotten started, now just three episodes in.

No, I am not going to entertain a debate that this is not review bombing. A 15% score is barely more than a third of the last most controversial Disney Star Wars project, The Last Jedi. Nothing is even close except that Holiday Special. On IMDB, it’s even easier to see. A full 54% of all reviews are 1 star, giving it a 3.6/10.

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There’s also how fast this happened. For instance, Ahsoka only has 5,000 reviews in on Rotten Tomatoes after being out for months while The Acolyte has aired three episodes in two weeks and has 10,000 reviews in. The last season of The Mandalorian only has 2,500 reviews in. The beloved Andor, 5,000 reviews total, years later.

Rotten Tomatoes has previously tried to curb review bombing in the wake of what happened with Captain Marvel’s release, “verifying” people had watched the movie before reviewing. But there has been no way to enforce such a system with TV, so here we are.

Why is this happening? There are a bunch of dimensions to this, and none of them good. There is absolutely a racial and gender component to this. A clip from star Amandla Stenberg about “making white people cry” was shared tens of thousands of times online, taken out of context from an interview years earlier about her film The Hate U Give. Showrunner Leslye Headland has starred in many YouTube thumbnails lambasting the “woke” nature of the series, but also it allegedly “breaking canon.”

This is the main reason for the surge since episode 3 aired, where fans (“fans”) believe the show has broken canon or destroyed the lore of Anakin Skywalker by implying that like Anakin, the twins are a “virgin force birth.” Anakin was conceived purely through the force alone, part of his “chosen one” mythology. And now they say that’s happened again, ruining everything.

The problem is…we simply have no idea if that’s true, even if that’s what everyone is assuming after last week. Specifically, while they say the girls “have no father” it is implied that their mother did something unnatural to create them, which would not be a “spontaneous force baby” situation. Dark side meddling? Witch magic? Cloning? We simply don’t know yet, but that has not stopped fans from leaping to conclusions and saying that in three half hour episodes the series has destroyed 50 years of canon.

There is also pushback about the portrayal of the Jedi as…not great, acting as space cops rounding up force-sensitive kids to test and train, not by abducting them per se, but you know, luring them away from their families for “their own good,” which is what happened to Osha, and sparked the events that led to the death of her family and community. Of course, the concept of the Jedi as rulers has dealt with this topic many times over the years, most famously in the prequels where the arrogant, clueless Jedi council’s actions, or lack thereof, directly led to the Imperial takeover of the galaxy.

The 15% score is embarrassing. Not for the show, but for those review bombing it to a frankly laughable degree. I’m not even The Acolyte’s biggest fan, as the first two episodes I didn’t love, though I thought episode 3 was more interesting. But the worst Star Wars project by an order of magnitude in the history of the series? And it just so happens to be one mostly starring black women? This whole situation is a parody of the modern toxic fanbase of the series, and if you want to disguise it as being upset about “canon” than it shows a distinct lack of understand of both the material of the show and the wider universe. You can critique a show, sure, but overwhelmingly, that is just not what’s happening here, and it goes well beyond that. While we have seen many things like this happen with Star Wars fandom over the years, I can’t help but feel like it’s absolutely getting worse.
 
At a certain point, this is just absurd, and it says a lot more about the viewers than it does the quality of the show itself, which has barely even gotten started, now just three episodes in.
If I find that the bread I am served at a restaurant is moldy, the dishes and glasses have old encrusted food on them, and my appetizer has maggots; I think it's reasonable not to dine at that establishment.
 
They literally made the Force into some wicca shit. Lesbians using the force to create their own kids or some shit. But its not the force. Its something super evil above the force or something. idk.
Okay, so more Soy Wars shit like Filoni's Mary Sue character and her lesbian harem meeting the Space Wolves (what the Force really is) and then going through the goatse portal to become immortal or whatever. I'm sure it's about as logical as a liberal single mom editing her 10 year old son's Star Wars fanfic while going through a box of wine or two, but that's Disney Star Wars for you.
 
If I find that the bread I am served at a restaurant is moldy, the dishes and glasses have old encrusted food on them, and my appetizer has maggots; I think it's reasonable not to dine at that establishment.
The freaks who make this dross expect you to not only tell them, but believe in your heart of hearts, that their feces is the finest food you've ever tasted.

They've been told all their lives that they're the greatest, smartest, highest forms of life to ever exist. To deny that is to slap them in the face.

It's dangerous to be the cause of an existential crisis of wealthy and powerful people who are accustomed to never not being fellated.
 
Internet polls are meaningless because of self-selection bias. That's all they have to say, not "wahh wahh the audience is being mean to me!" It's not a representative sample of the audience.

There is no point in complaining about bombing when you set up an unscientific, non-representative, non-probability study. It exists to be bombed. If you want to show the word what the actual audience feedback is, do a scientific survey and release the results. Unless, as a coincidence/broken clock moment, it turns out the non-scientific review bombed survey is saying the same thing your real surveys say.
 
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but at its core a review is just whether someone likes or dislikes something, right? so how is this any different, people saying they don't like something.

The cope is that they don't actually dislike the show, because they haven't watched it. They dislike the politics; they were whipped up into an outrage mob by some tweet or YouTube video, so they went to the site and left a 1 star review without watching the show.

Of course this happens sometimes, just like the cancel mobs on Twitter will report users they know nothing about or videos without actually watching them. They only complain when it happens against them, not when they're using it themselves and smuckling that "freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences".

But a lot of these users watched the show, as you can tell when they get specific in their reviews. And this asshat has no defense of the show, other than "I know this sounds like it's ruining 6 OG movies, but let's just wait a few more episode and see how it turns out!"
 
The problem is…we simply have no idea if that’s true, even if that’s what everyone is assuming after last week. Specifically, while they say the girls “have no father” it is implied that their mother did something unnatural to create them, which would not be a “spontaneous force baby” situation. Dark side meddling? Witch magic? Cloning? We simply don’t know yet, but that has not stopped fans from leaping to conclusions and saying that in three half hour episodes the series has destroyed 50 years of canon.

Your daddy can't be midichlorians unless you're Anakin. Well it seems to actually be Palpatine manipulating it. But it's kind of like the dark version of the Immaculate Conception. Something like that needs to be reserved for a single character otherwise it gets really retarded really fast.

Also, did they realise what they were doing by creating a story about fatherless black kids?
 
Would anyone happen to have an archive of the review score of The Acolyte before it was released? I have a feeling that might be interesting.

This is an industry where they will make people like Tom Cruise and Stephan King and Simon Pegg praise dogshit at gunpoint to save a few bucks on an investment everyone could see was crashing and burning.
 
The cope is that they don't actually dislike the show, because they haven't watched it. They dislike the politics; they were whipped up into an outrage mob by some tweet or YouTube video, so they went to the site and left a 1 star review without watching the show.

Of course this happens sometimes, just like the cancel mobs on Twitter will report users they know nothing about or videos without actually watching them. They only complain when it happens against them, not when they're using it themselves and smuckling that "freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences".

But a lot of these users watched the show, as you can tell when they get specific in their reviews. And this asshat has no defense of the show, other than "I know this sounds like it's ruining 6 OG movies, but let's just wait a few more episode and see how it turns out!"

I remember back when the prequels were shit, Star Wars fans insisted I was obligated to watch them and at least try to like them "because it's Star Wars, dude!" Nope. I don't have to watch shitty movies. This is the same exact thing. You're supposed to give an objectively crappy show your time because it says "Star Wars" on it, because maybe it will stop sucking after a few more episodes, because you somehow owe your time to these incompetent showrunners due to their ownership of the label.

Nah. It's just some corporate IP. Who cares?
 
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