Opinion The Acolyte’s 15% Audience Score Is Embarrassing, For The Audience Scorers


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While Star Wars has had many controversies in the Disney era, viewers have now mobilized a fleet of TIE bombers to obliterate user scores of The Acolyte wherever possible, namely on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB.

I previously reported that this started up right at release, as The Acolyte quickly became the lowest audience-rated Star Wars project besides the infamous Holiday Special. Now, its former 33% score has dipped below the Special’s 20% score, and is all the way down to 15%.

At a certain point, this is just absurd, and it says a lot more about the viewers than it does the quality of the show itself, which has barely even gotten started, now just three episodes in.

No, I am not going to entertain a debate that this is not review bombing. A 15% score is barely more than a third of the last most controversial Disney Star Wars project, The Last Jedi. Nothing is even close except that Holiday Special. On IMDB, it’s even easier to see. A full 54% of all reviews are 1 star, giving it a 3.6/10.

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There’s also how fast this happened. For instance, Ahsoka only has 5,000 reviews in on Rotten Tomatoes after being out for months while The Acolyte has aired three episodes in two weeks and has 10,000 reviews in. The last season of The Mandalorian only has 2,500 reviews in. The beloved Andor, 5,000 reviews total, years later.

Rotten Tomatoes has previously tried to curb review bombing in the wake of what happened with Captain Marvel’s release, “verifying” people had watched the movie before reviewing. But there has been no way to enforce such a system with TV, so here we are.

Why is this happening? There are a bunch of dimensions to this, and none of them good. There is absolutely a racial and gender component to this. A clip from star Amandla Stenberg about “making white people cry” was shared tens of thousands of times online, taken out of context from an interview years earlier about her film The Hate U Give. Showrunner Leslye Headland has starred in many YouTube thumbnails lambasting the “woke” nature of the series, but also it allegedly “breaking canon.”

This is the main reason for the surge since episode 3 aired, where fans (“fans”) believe the show has broken canon or destroyed the lore of Anakin Skywalker by implying that like Anakin, the twins are a “virgin force birth.” Anakin was conceived purely through the force alone, part of his “chosen one” mythology. And now they say that’s happened again, ruining everything.

The problem is…we simply have no idea if that’s true, even if that’s what everyone is assuming after last week. Specifically, while they say the girls “have no father” it is implied that their mother did something unnatural to create them, which would not be a “spontaneous force baby” situation. Dark side meddling? Witch magic? Cloning? We simply don’t know yet, but that has not stopped fans from leaping to conclusions and saying that in three half hour episodes the series has destroyed 50 years of canon.

There is also pushback about the portrayal of the Jedi as…not great, acting as space cops rounding up force-sensitive kids to test and train, not by abducting them per se, but you know, luring them away from their families for “their own good,” which is what happened to Osha, and sparked the events that led to the death of her family and community. Of course, the concept of the Jedi as rulers has dealt with this topic many times over the years, most famously in the prequels where the arrogant, clueless Jedi council’s actions, or lack thereof, directly led to the Imperial takeover of the galaxy.

The 15% score is embarrassing. Not for the show, but for those review bombing it to a frankly laughable degree. I’m not even The Acolyte’s biggest fan, as the first two episodes I didn’t love, though I thought episode 3 was more interesting. But the worst Star Wars project by an order of magnitude in the history of the series? And it just so happens to be one mostly starring black women? This whole situation is a parody of the modern toxic fanbase of the series, and if you want to disguise it as being upset about “canon” than it shows a distinct lack of understand of both the material of the show and the wider universe. You can critique a show, sure, but overwhelmingly, that is just not what’s happening here, and it goes well beyond that. While we have seen many things like this happen with Star Wars fandom over the years, I can’t help but feel like it’s absolutely getting worse.
 
You can tell they really wanted this shit specifically to be a massive hit for whatever reason. Ahsoka stars a black woman, has a predominantly female cast and also sucks hard but didn't raise this level of vitriol on one side and defensiveness on the other. Haters were at worst indifferent towards Andor, which was also more or less lockstep with all the trappings of modern Star Wars besides the now customary totally atrocious writing. They even basically say this in the article, perplexed that this show, which was shilled far and above all the others, is getting shit on harder. It couldn't be that it's just that bad.

If there's nothing about this show that sets it far apart from any other slop they've put out, wouldn't it make the most sense that it's just that much shittier? Also, it's been pushed more, so more people are probably tuning in or at least looking up shit about it. Barely needs to be said but this writer is either straight up check-in-the-mail shilling or is profoundly retarded.
 
Barely needs to be said but this writer is either straight up check-in-the-mail shilling or is profoundly retarded.
I absolutely believe Tassi is doing marketing disguised as commentary. He does that all the time covering video games, transparently so. I don't even think he's watched or done more than skimming other outlines, going by how half-hearted and affectedly above it all his defense is in this article.

And my theory for why they really wanted this one to be a hit is a) Kathleen Kennedy basically hired herself to run the show this time around (apparently no longer satisfied with just creating a self-insert as the female lead), and b) now that the Filoni/Favreau spinoffs are finally running out of steam she saw it as an opportunity to get the TV side of the company back under her influence.
 
I genuinely don’t see how you can fail to produce a good story with a Star Wars franchise. Aren’t there loads of books as well? You can use a very simple film formula - good but flawed protagonist learns his lesson, pretty space princess, animal sidekick, grizzled older partner in crime, use some good chase set pieces, down in the third act and up in the last. Add a twist if you like. It’s like bond films -how can you get it wrong?? It writes itself ffs.
And yet they get it wrong. I could write a bond film plot, just give me choice of stars and a few martinis. Or a Star Wars film plot. Give me an afternoon and let me canvass opinions on what fun monsters and ships the smaller people in the family want to see.
 
These kinds of writers are the same ones that will claim "your conspiracy theories are crazy" towards anything slightly right-adjacent. What's more likely, that there's a well organized shadow cabal of actual NAZIs trying to conquer the West through criticizing the user reviews of media on websites or..... the show is just actually that bad and normal people are voicing their honest opinions?
 
Review bombing is typically described as a coordinated (or coincidental) rush of negative reviews on a product or service, as a form of protest.

The implication often is that those reviewing the product are not genuine consumers, and are merely forming a mob.
Of course it doesn't count when the person being unfairly criticized is right winged.
 
I genuinely don’t see how you can fail to produce a good story with a Star Wars franchise. Aren’t there loads of books as well? You can use a very simple film formula - good but flawed protagonist learns his lesson, pretty space princess, animal sidekick, grizzled older partner in crime, use some good chase set pieces, down in the third act and up in the last. Add a twist if you like. It’s like bond films -how can you get it wrong?? It writes itself ffs.
And yet they get it wrong. I could write a bond film plot, just give me choice of stars and a few martinis. Or a Star Wars film plot. Give me an afternoon and let me canvass opinions on what fun monsters and ships the smaller people in the family want to see.
To be frank, Star Wars should be kept to movies. Lucas himself said he didn't want it to get diluted with a ton of series like Star Trek and he was right. Keep EU and other stories to books and comics and especially good video games and that's fine. Star Wars TV, besides seasons 1 and 2 of Mando have all been shit going back to the 70s and 80s. Some people liked the CGI animated stuff, but that's not for me.

A big reason that Star Wars can't work for now is that a true 'good vs evil' plot is considered 'problematic'. The heroes journey/Joseph Campbell style plot is also a problem, since you can't have a woman or minority (which have to be the leads now) have to struggle and improve with effort (they have to be perfect inherently)
 
but at its core a review is just whether someone likes or dislikes something, right? so how is this any different, people saying they don't like something.
Motte and bailey. The intended argument is "you're not allowed to dislike this", but when pressed, they retreat to "botted polls".

The 15% score is embarrassing. Not for the show, but for those review bombing it to a frankly laughable degree.
The journo itself
- did not provide evidence, or even mention, botted reviews or organized campaigns
- provided several valid reasons to hate the show

I mean:
the twins are a “virgin force birth.” Anakin was conceived purely through the force alone, part of his “chosen one” mythology. And now they say that’s happened again, ruining everything.

The problem is…we simply have no idea if that’s true, even if that’s what everyone is assuming after last week. Specifically, while they say the girls “have no father” it is implied that their mother did something unnatural to create them
Faggot, you said it! Normally, when you hear "the girls have no father", it means he died or went out for smokes.

- provided several valid reasons to hate the showrunners
> but muh review bombing
 
Did Disney pay some journos to invent another fake controversy over people trashing their dogshit Soy Wars trash? Is it 2017 again?

The sad bit is the Disney doesn't even have to pay these soy filled faggots. they defend woke shit simply because its woke shit. Its like a autonomic response.

Chuds hate something, we must thus love said thing. Chuds attack woke thing, we must defend woke thing.

No money needed, they do it for free because to them ideology is more important then facts.
 
Every time I hear a new Star Wars project that IS NOT a miniseries or TV serial about podracing I wonder how much money these niggas have, that they can leave so much on the table.
Imagine, an initial d ripoff but live action podracing. A disgraced podracer has settled on tattooine and become a humble water farmer, he married a woman who used to be a jedi student and escaped order 66. When training his son for doing deliveries on a speeder, he notices that he has almost perfect reflexes, when they encounter raiders the son is able to outmaneuver them easily. So he starts training the son in secret with his old rig, and without knowing, the son has been using his latent force abilities to excel. Eventually, the son starts participating in illegal races, ends up challenged by a famous foreign racer and wins, and the rest of the show is the boy in racing championships challenging one boss after another, learning to use his abilities to both defend himself in races and drive better. His mother keeps her jedi connections secret, and there is prejudice against force users since most of the galaxy has only known actual force users to be lightning spitting Palpantine and murderbot Darth Vader, so there is a growing tension throughout the series about the son's ability.

If I keep writing any longer I'd just end up writing fanfiction, so I'll stop. But this would be so kino...
 
Lesbians using the force to create their own kids or some shit.
Your daddy can't be midichlorians unless you're Anakin. Well it seems to actually be Palpatine manipulating it. But it's kind of like the dark version of the Immaculate Conception. Something like that needs to be reserved for a single character otherwise it gets really retarded really fast.

Also, did they realise what they were doing by creating a story about fatherless black kids?

I was going to say, wasn't Anakin created by the Force in the prequel trilogy?

I genuinely don’t see how you can fail to produce a good story with a Star Wars franchise. Aren’t there loads of books as well? You can use a very simple film formula - good but flawed protagonist learns his lesson, pretty space princess, animal sidekick, grizzled older partner in crime, use some good chase set pieces, down in the third act and up in the last. Add a twist if you like. It’s like bond films -how can you get it wrong?? It writes itself ffs.
And yet they get it wrong. I could write a bond film plot, just give me choice of stars and a few martinis. Or a Star Wars film plot. Give me an afternoon and let me canvass opinions on what fun monsters and ships the smaller people in the family want to see.

I would argue the opposite. I'd say it's actually very hard to produce a good Star Wars story, primarily because the formula is so simple. You'd just be doing the first film again - which some argue they basically did with The Force Awakens (although I haven't actually seen it, so I could be wrong). The archetypal 'Star Wars' story already exists. It's called 'Star Wars'. Or 'A New Hope'. Or 'Episode IV' or whatever the fuck.

Star Wars also has a huge fanbase, all of which want different, often conflicting things from the series. It's also, all things considered, not a terribly interesting universe, when all is said and done.
 
Disney are fucking retards

They literally bought a franchise with a built in rabid fan base and an entire prewritten expanded universe. Literally all they had to do was make films and series, and make them as close as possible to the lore already there and the star wars nerds would be fighting each other to be the first to give them all of their money. Instead they've gone after an audience who don't care about the franchise and aren't going to start, and pissed off said rabid fans.
 
Disney are fucking retards

They literally bought a franchise with a built in rabid fan base and an entire prewritten expanded universe. Literally all they had to do was make films and series, and make them as close as possible to the lore already there and the star wars nerds would be fighting each other to be the first to give them all of their money. Instead they've gone after an audience who don't care about the franchise and aren't going to start, and pissed off said rabid fans.
They did the same thing with Marvel.

Huge built in audience. Good or at least fun movies that built a massive fan base and then.................took a huge fucking shit on it by making too many movies and shows that were about messaging not story and entertaining and now the MCU brand is as radioactive as the Marvel Comics brand is at present.

Everything identity politics infects becomes shit.
 
Don't tell me that those dastardly unpleaseable fanboys who ruined Game of Thrones' big day in the spotlight have struck again. How dare those horrible racist nerds make such spoiled, entitled demands for reasonably-priced franchise installments targeted at the people who made their franchise popular in the first place! It's just BULLYING really, isn't it? If only these dissatisfied consumers with very little actual power and influence would stop BULLYING the poor innocent massively wealthy corporations and leave them in peace to hack out inferior garbage, designed to siphon money from idiots and exploit what positive emotions remain un-strangled out of existence. Yeah, push that narrative, Disney! It worked for the Ghostbusters reboot!
 
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