The Adopt a Goon Program - Kiwi Kulture Kultivators

[TrapOrDie]

I call @TrapOrDie.

Hi, help me not be terrible.

 

[Michel]

Kawaii imouto LF Onii-chan to pat my head.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Must do anal and are good at snarky comments on girlcow threads.

Fuck, my autocorrect changes girlcow to girlcock.

 

[Power Word Birb]

Wow this is like forcing people to go to an animal shelter exclusively full of neurotic pit bull mixes and feral cats.

I'm a feral goon and I belong in the arms of the angels, adopt me if you want a terrible pet.

 

[RI 360]

Wow this is like forcing people to go to an animal shelter exclusively full of neurotic pit bull mixes and feral cats.

I'm a feral goon and I belong in the arms of the angels, adopt me if you want a terrible pet.

sounds like we have a lot in common. I'll take you.

 

[Shrangus]

I've decided to adopt @Shrangus. It should be noted that declining of my offer is not an option.

Hellz yeah

 

[Cthulu]

sounds like we have a lot in common. I'll take you.

Your taking care of it. I'm not.

 

[WW 635]

lol no. I meant don't let @DNJACK dox your pet and send nudes to his work.

If he's willing to let himself be catfished by my husband then there is no saving him.

i'm into casual choking

I'll take you too. Get in the crate.

 

[grimbaud]

Get in the crate.

you don't even have to blindfold me i won't remember where we're going

 

[The Fool]

Are there any goons left for me?

I have all this MLP scat fanfiction and no one to share it with

 

[DNJACK]

My name is amanda i grew up in Miami.. i'm kinda a small girl with really big attributes lol where are you from?

 

[WW 635]

Hellz yeah

you don't even have to blindfold me i won't remember where we're going

Outstanding!

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I should mention there's like, 90% chance I'll end up old yellerin the pet





Now I wish I could adopt @OwO What's This?

 

[Tranhuviya]

Gee, Cricket. How come your Mom lets you have two goons?

 

[WW 635]

Gee, Cricket. How come your Mom lets you have two goons?

There are plenty of goons for all

 

[Cthulu]

Gee, Cricket. How come your Mom lets you have two goons?

because she'd dox her if she didn't

 

[Aquinas]

Dibs on @Sid Vicious
I will drag him to the rock bottom of posting with me

 

[OwO What's This?]

I'll adopt one.

No furgoons because you are filthy race traitors!!

 

[WireSponge]

@niggerstomper69 You're mine now u lil cunt


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[a crotchety old wizard]

Greetings Kiwis, I was banned last year for mod sass, and then joined up to catch up on the SA drama. It's even sadder and yet more hilarious than I could have possibly imagined