Plagued The Alt-Right

[Feline Darkmage]

"I support Trump, I wear my MAGA hat proudly, but I'm really confused as fuck as to why white supremacists think that he's somehow gonna be Hitler with a better haircut."

The answer is :autism:, the answer is always :autism:

 

[Bulk Bogan]

The funniest thing about the alt-right to me is the fact that they glorify Hitler while hating Islam. You can forgive them for not knowing Hitler was a huge Muslimboo I guess, but you'd think they'd research what their hero actually thought and said.

I'm serious too, Hitler thought that if Muslims won some medieval battle, then Europe would have been Islamic, and that would have given white people Muslim superpowers or something. Sure, he said Arabs weren't as good as Germans, but he considered them head and shoulders above, say, the French. Mein Kampf was first translated into Arabic, even before English (I'm pretty sure).

So if these people actually believed in this edgy shit and weren't doing it to feel special in an overall liberal world, they'd consider the Mohammedan, if not a brother, at least an ally.

 

[Rou]

MargaretsBelly actually made me laugh.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I was extremely fond of the NIN reference in the second to last one, myself.

 

[hiroyuki]

"Cuck" has now lost all meaning from overuse. It has turned into "somebody I don't like", much like Gamergater on RatWiki and shill on KIA.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

"Cuck" has now lost all meaning from overuse. It has turned into "somebody I don't like", much like Gamergater on RatWiki and shill on KIA.

Their word of the day is "cuck", 365 days a year.

I forget who said so earlier in this thread, but it's like a bratty kid learning a new "bad word" and using it whenever they're displeased.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is... a thing, and it exists for some reason.

 

[Abethedemon]

This is... a thing, and it exists for some reason.

But didn't Trump's daughter marry a Jew?
Isn't Trump from New York City, the hub of all Jews?
Isn't Trump big business?
The logic here hurts.

 

[Kingofmoe]

This is... a thing, and it exists for some reason.

>This is what the Alt-Right thinks.

 

[Gentleman of Entropy]

Updated map of the alt-right (and allies)

 

[on a serious note]

Updated map of the alt-right (and allies)

The "femininity" part should really go back to where it was originally, kind of smaller and less important token group, off to the side and away from everything else. Which is coincidentally how the alt right views women.

 

[Jungle Princess]

Updated map of the alt-right (and allies)

Is this chart making sense to anyone?

 

[Mapache]

The Dark Enlightenment is a super edgy new mode of political thought formed by the greatest aspergian minds of Reddit and other dens of shitposting.

Basically, they believe that the idea of human rights and democracy is too mainstream so the want an absolute dictatorship, but only if they're in charge, because mommy said they were smart.

Common themes in their circles are nerd culture references, conspiracy theories about evil socialists, and total pig-fuck ignorance of history, politics, science, and pretty much everything.

Big names:

Aurini

Douchebag in a permanent Anton LaVery cosplay, makes extremely cringey video rants on youtube, tried and failed to make a documentary about Anita Sarkeesian. Thinks a monarchy is the best idea ever, because Saudi Arabia is so much better than the United States.

Mencius Moldbug

Trust-Fund Manchild and tenth-rate programmer, wants to be a serious philosopher despite citing George Lucas as a prime inspiration for his beliefs. Yes, that George Lucas. He's the big name of the 'movement' because he has a wordpress blog.

Justine Tunney

Insane transsexual who tried to take over the Occupy movement by hijacking the twitter account. Wants Google to run America, throws a social media bitchfit every other day because her/his superior genetics somehow didn't grant her/him the ability to act like an adult.

These guys are a perfect blend of 2edgy and pathetic. Their biggest media outlets are wordpress blogs and tumblr, they're prone to infighting, everything about them screams incompetence. It's like if Hitler and Chris-Chan had the worst baby ever.

Lol, if they really wanted to know how a fascist state would look like today why don't they turn their heads to our favorite little dictatorship:

 

[Rou]

Lol, if they really wanted to know how a fascist state would look like today why don't they turn their heads to our favorite little dictatorship:

What's going on in the last one

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

What's going on in the last one

looks like chinese trying to keep some n. korean kids out, but I'll defer to the poster.

 

[Abethedemon]

I find it funny how Uncuck the Right makes songs that feature non-white characters that sing about Alt-right stuff.

 

[Rou]

I find it funny how Uncuck the Right makes songs that feature non-white characters that sing about Alt-right stuff.

I find the use of children's entertainment for this to be appropriate. They know their audience.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

What's going on in the last one

Brave members of the Korean's People Army rooting out filthy decadent bourgeoisie swine that has cleverly disguised herself as a kindergartender

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Oh boy, utr / Walt Bismarck may just be autistic enough to deserve a spin-off thread.

 

[Online Violence]

Looks like the border with SK, or maybe an embassy. Someone trying to escape NK to get in SK is my guess.