Plagued The Alt-Right

[Chinaman]

IMO it's just harder to find things to make fun of about a group of people who just want to see everyone keep to themselves and not break the law. I'm biased, though, obviously.

Well they are massively hypocritical. "Degeneracy" when most debauchery comes from white people.

But that isn't cringe or autistic. Just evil lol.

 

[Null]

Well they are massively hypocritical. "Degeneracy" when most debauchery comes from white people.

But that isn't cringe or autistic. Just evil lol.

LOL

 

[Brandobaris]

Alt-right is basically the opposite of congruence. Instead of wanting equality, they favor themselves blindly, their traditions over other people's traditions. I'm not saying the social justice movement is good, but essentially no extremist movements are good.

I thought no matter what movement there is, eventually it's going to produce their own extremists, until the movements original aims have been met at least. Which in the case of Feminism/SJW is literally impossible, since it ignores that people are Human.

I mean look at GamerGate or Occupy, once they were blocked from forward momentum, the moderates left, the extremists were left in charge. There are extremists there at the moment, in the alt-right, but they are diluted by the normalfags and the people wanting to get some of that sweet alt-right popularity and money.

After the election, then you'll see the moderates leave the "alt-right" label behind, assuming they even conciously took it up in the first place. And you'll see the autism start to concentrate as gradually more moderates leave due to boredom or being driven out by idealogues. More and more of these types of people will congregate under this banner. 8ch /pol/,rationalwiki, and other sites where the extreme end autists reside. And eventually you'll just have another KotakuinAction.

 

[JU 199]

The alt right are lolcows because the same as the SJWs, like functionally the same but with different ideological obsessions. Same retarded litmus tests, same attitude towards others who dont 'get it', same armchair tough guy, same conspiracies and the same mental attitude.

They act like the divine saviors of the internet and popular culture, who's victory is assured once boobsliders are restored. Of course they're lolcows

 

[smellymarine]

Well they are massively hypocritical. "Degeneracy" when most debauchery comes from white people.

But that isn't cringe or autistic. Just evil lol.

That's just because the Jews target us because they hate us the most.
Obviously.

 

[Euphues Evenlede]

Why is the alt-right thread not as popular as the sjw threads

Lolcows are best observed as the behaviors and personality of particular individuals, whereas Alt-Righters tend to guard their identities and move in crowds without distinct leadership. Making fun of an anonymous shitposter on /pol/ will be less rewarding than poking fun at CWC, for example, since one is ephemeral and the other is a known individual with a past, a present, and a future trajectory. High-profile Alt-Right targets tend to be difficult to milk for amusement, since either they have an air of professionalism that's difficult to break (like Jared Taylor or Richard Spencer) or they are willing to hit you back twice as hard (like Vox Day). I would also not discount the fact that there are probably plenty of people who sympathize with the Alt-Right, which would make them less likely to mock it.

 

[AnOminous]

Lolcows are best observed as the behaviors and personality of particular individuals, whereas Alt-Righters tend to guard their identities and move in crowds without distinct leadership. Making fun of an anonymous shitposter on /pol/ will be less rewarding than poking fun at CWC, for example, since one is ephemeral and the other is a known individual with a past, a present, and a future trajectory. High-profile Alt-Right targets tend to be difficult to milk for amusement, since either they have an air of professionalism that's difficult to break (like Jared Taylor or Richard Spencer) or they are willing to hit you back twice as hard (like Vox Day). I would also not discount the fact that there are probably plenty of people who sympathize with the Alt-Right, which would make them less likely to mock it.

Lol Roosh V. Seriously that guy is a massive lolcow and we do actually have lots of traffic whenever he (literally) comes out of his (literal) mom's basement to cause a freak scene in public.

 

[Euphues Evenlede]

At least they're somewhat self-aware.

Spoiler: Lyrics

REE REE REE REE

Weebs say the end is near.
I havent seen evengelion, dude.
It must the black pill.
Its 2d mastrubation or this...

Bull. Shit. 3...D... Dad pilled live show.

Weebs are hopeless, jerk off to degenerate anime.
The only way to fix it is to unvaccinate.
Not sure if that will help,
theyre probably fucking gay.
Do you even lift? Go outside,
Turn off your Anime.

Fret for your tendies and
Fret for your waifu and
Fret for your fursuit and
Fret for your vaccines and
Fret for your ponies and
Fret for your Nippon and
Fret for your desu
and fret for your mom

Its a Bull. Shit. 3-D Dad pilled live show

Weebs are hopeless, jerk off to degenerate anime.
The only way to fix it is to unvaccinate.
Not sure if that will help,
they're probably fucking gay.
Do you even lift? Go outside,
Turn off your Anime.

Some blame two bombs Burgers dropped from the sky
Followed by media showered with gamma rays
Followed by vaccines and ADD pills
Followed by millions of autistic dip shits

Weebs say the end is near.
I haven't seen evengelion, dude.
It must the black pill.
2d mastrubation is
Degenerate
Degenerate
Degenerate

One great big festering neon genesis,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Even Lift
Even Lift
Even Lift

Moms gonna makes tendies soon
Moms coming home with my new Pokemon DVDs

even lift
even lift

Fuck gaijin cartoons and
Fuck meatspace TV shows
Fuck Disney-Pixar
hollyjew movies

even lift
even lift

Fuck all you normies
Fuck Chad and Stacey
Fuck all you wagecucks
and your stable families

even lift
even lift

Fuck merchant glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these 3dpd
Semitic actresses

Cause I'm playin vidya games
And I'm listening to vapor wave.
I've got my katana and Tay
And my fedora tipped way down
Mom bring tendies right away
and some mountain dew to wash them down
I hate these stupid gaijin
If he's 2d, is it still gay?

Its time for Dragonball again
Don't dare call me degenerate
Being a NEET is a great life

I can't imagine why I'd ever
Change and or try to have friends

I'm never gonna go out
Normie get out
REE get out
Stacey get out!

REE REE REE REE

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Lol Roosh V. Seriously that guy is a massive lolcow and we do actually have lots of traffic whenever he (literally) comes out of his (literal) mom's basement to cause a freak scene in public.

Da Rodge was pretty in-line with the alt-right -- he made a lot of noise about being a racially superior Supreme Gentleman and even fantasized about becoming a dictator -- and he's one of the best-known lolcows, even outside of the internet, as he got, unsurprisingly, a great amount of mainstream media coverage.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Lolcows are best observed as the behaviors and personality of particular individuals, whereas Alt-Righters tend to guard their identities and move in crowds without distinct leadership. Making fun of an anonymous shitposter on /pol/ will be less rewarding than poking fun at CWC, for example, since one is ephemeral and the other is a known individual with a past, a present, and a future trajectory. High-profile Alt-Right targets tend to be difficult to milk for amusement, since either they have an air of professionalism that's difficult to break (like Jared Taylor or Richard Spencer) or they are willing to hit you back twice as hard (like Vox Day). I would also not discount the fact that there are probably plenty of people who sympathize with the Alt-Right, which would make them less likely to mock it.

I think we'll see more Alt-Right lolcows in the future, with 4chan type threads they often start out ironic and self aware but as time goes on people take them more seriously, I wouldn't be suprised in the future if we see protests where people turn up in Pepe the frog masks yelling alt right slogans.

 

[bunnyfood]

The "pepe is a nazi" meme is funny but it's not particularly true. 8chan is not an accurate representation of the alt-right.

I wouldn't say it's social liberalism, though. Most people don't care, but they still think things like trannies are weird and unnatural.

I think that 8chan is a very good example of the alt-right. Troll threads aside, the stuff they post on 8chan /pol/ isn't so different from the kinds of stuff I see on Daily Stormer or The Right Stuff. Aside from that, the same thing could be said about how Tumblr isn't an accurate depiction of the left, but that never seems to occur to them and they frail up in rage whenever someone stereotypes their movement.

Alt-Right is a newer concept and Alt-Right is not inherently lolcowish. Alt-Right is a restoration of common sense, Social Justice is a deconstruction of society that considers all peoples to be some sort of genderless, amorphic blob of goo. I like to say they don't want equality (wherein equality can mean five chickens is the same as two cows), they want congruence.

IMO it's just harder to find things to make fun of about a group of people who just want to see everyone keep to themselves and not break the law. I'm biased, though, obviously.

The Alt-right lacks common sense in the most basic frame of the term. A good portion of them support things like Monarchy or a second Holocaust and I am not exaggerating about that. Their understanding of politics is akin to LARPing. Opposing SJW's doesn't instantly make you smart. Any normalfag with two brain cells will generally think them ridiculous (though most don't know wtf a SJW is).

 

[Null]

I think that 8chan is a very good example of the alt-right. Troll threads aside, the stuff they post on 8chan /pol/ isn't so different from the kinds of stuff I see on Daily Stormer or The Right Stuff. Aside from that, the same thing could be said about how Tumblr isn't an accurate depiction of the left, but that never seems to occur to them and they frail up in rage whenever someone stereotypes their movement.

The Alt-right lacks common sense in the most basic frame of the term. A good portion of them support things like Monarchy or a second Holocaust and I am not exaggerating about that. Their understanding of politics is akin to LARPing. Opposing SJW's doesn't instantly make you smart. Any normalfag with two brain cells will generally think them ridiculous (though most don't know wtf a SJW is).

Your entire argument is that you saw memes on the internet or neo-nazi sites and came to the conclusion that this is both genuine and a good representation of millions of young voters in America. I hopefully do not need to elaborate on why this is incredibly ignorant.

 

[Bungleboy]

So how many of these ubermenschen are on tardbux?

My guess is "all of them"

 

[bunnyfood]

Your entire argument is that you saw memes on the internet or neo-nazi sites and came to the conclusion that this is both genuine and a good representation of millions of young voters in America. I hopefully do not need to elaborate on why this is incredibly ignorant.

Millions? Pretty sure there aren't that many of these people. And the people on these sites identify themselves as alt-right. It's what they call themselves and a good portion of them are respected within their movement. Their own wiki article even states that their mainly organized on sites like 4chan and they are perfectly fine with that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right

It's not a political party and it doesn't have a set of beliefs or a leader that would render it as such.

 

[Null]

Millions? Pretty sure there aren't that many of these people. And the people on these sites identify themselves as alt-right. It's what they call themselves and a good portion of them are respected within their movement. Their own wiki article even states that their mainly organized on sites like 4chan and they are perfectly fine with that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right

It's not a political party and it doesn't have a set of beliefs or a leader that would render it as such.

That article is embarrassing. I'm sure the people who wrote it didn't have an agenda.

 

[Brandobaris]

Your entire argument is that you saw memes on the internet or neo-nazi sites and came to the conclusion that this is both genuine and a good representation of millions of young voters in America. I hopefully do not need to elaborate on why this is incredibly ignorant.

Of course it's not, but just like GG and Occupy, they'll be held up as the standard alt-right, as if you held up a Tumblr legbeard as the standard Democrat.

The Media doesn't want the alt-right to gain any positive press here, especially after mocking Trump for easy clicks ended up biting them in the ass, they'll go for the straight smear articles from day one, and go looking for the most extremist former neo-nazi autist to interview about the alt-right, as the wikipedia entry demonstrates.

 

[Null]

as if you held up a Tumblr legbeard as the standard Democrat.

I don't even seeing anyone doing that, though. When I think of a Democrat I think of like, my grandfather from Maine or my nana from Maryland. The Democratic party reminds me of Chesapeake bay blue crabs, actually, and Republicans remind me of Texas, steak and God. That's why it's odd to hear people associate alt-right with neonazism. Literally all it is to me is fiscal conservativism and social libertarianism. That doesn't seem too bad but holy hell a lot of people fucking hate it.

 

[Brandobaris]

I don't even seeing anyone doing that, though.

Of course they don't, the majority of the Media and Silicon Valley are Democrats, they wouldn't do that to their own football political team would they?

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

The fact that Lena Dunham is considered an actor and not a registry in the NY sex offender list justifies everything the Alt-Right has ever said or done.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Also, Alt-Right is autistic as all fucking hell. When you copy disney songs for propaganda, you've become Christian and the Hedgehog boys

Say what you will, they can make some good parodys...