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They were doing really well losing weight and going to the gym.. Possibly they will get back to it in January.
Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.
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Yes. To Eric's credit he did loose about 20lbs and managed to keep it off for the most part. I think having Big Ham around is a good appetite suppressant.
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I never realized Eric was so condescending and overbearing. He's horrible with kids. No wonder his sister didn't want him around. Asshole.
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I didn't even watch it yet and already I'm upset, seems like Eric is screaming at a scared Trixie? What a cunt. No wonder he didn't care AL tossed her off of her.
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Yep. They're both telling her to be quiet and shut up - because she's whimpering from fright. The dog has car anxiety and apparently yelling at her will help ease her fears.
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I especially liked Eric teaching his nephew the wrong dinosaur names. "Bronchiosaurus."
Someone's been hanging around Amberlynn the dino lover too long.
Someone's been hanging around Amberlynn the dino lover too long.
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Ah, Mumbles interacting with an intellectual equal.....gotta prove he knows the mostest about old cartoon characters. Way to DOMINATE, Mumbles.
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If I would a-log them I would write “I’m gonna snap their necks and make Eric eat his hair.”
But I’m not doing that.
Poor dog.
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They’re all so bad at animal maintenance it’s frustrating.
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I wonder what caused the rift between him and his sister. Imagine being in some kind of feud where you didn't talk to your brother for 2-3 years and on your very first reunion he films it for his YT audience of 11k people who are primarily there to catch footage of his morbidly obese roommate.
I'm not super educated on this stuff, but it doesn't seem too bright to drink a shake made out of chocolate pudding and heavy cream a few days after gallbladder surgery. Looking forward to vlogmas day 8 where he inevitably details the horrifying and dramatic hour he spent in the bathroom after drinking this concoction, and informs us he has developed severe "toilet anxiety".
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You're given a list of foods to avoid after surgery and for the rest of your life. Deep fried foods, oily foods and foods high in fat are items you have to avoid or limit A LOT - forever. Either his doctor is lazy and didn't tell him this/give him a list or Eric is a dumb-nuts and ignoring sound medical advice.
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Judging solely by what Eric has revealed about himself over the course of his YouTube career, I'm going to go ahead and go with "Eric is a dumb-nuts".
He is an exceptional young man.
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I for one find it inspiring that Eric was able to endure his crippling mild abdominal discomfort long enough to embarrass himself by trying to flex on a toddler. I too have known the waking hell that is minor outpatient surgery recovery with little to no pain and the doctor told me I'd never inspire disgusted pity in multiple family members including a toddler ever again. Eric's plight is really touching (my uvula).
Malibougie
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On the scale of gb surgery to hemorrhoidectomy surgery recovery gb surgery is a cake walk, but that being said it still sucks and it does still hurt. It’s all relative. Compared to walking in intact to leaving after being cut in numerous areas, filled with air and organs stirred around with trocars is really painful to starting with original pain being marginal.
Eric is a whiny little bitch, and I am really surprised that I am taking up for him, but no surgery is super easy and painless. I can give him a break on this. (But it’s time limited. He gets about a week to be a baby about it, because he should be feeling better by then.
I really can’t wait for him to shit his pants because he is eating like an asshole. Gallbladders usually go bad from over indulgence of fried, fatty foods. I am willing to bet he shits himself 2 times before x-mas.
Eric is a whiny little bitch, and I am really surprised that I am taking up for him, but no surgery is super easy and painless. I can give him a break on this. (But it’s time limited. He gets about a week to be a baby about it, because he should be feeling better by then.
I really can’t wait for him to shit his pants because he is eating like an asshole. Gallbladders usually go bad from over indulgence of fried, fatty foods. I am willing to bet he shits himself 2 times before x-mas.
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I didn't even know these two gay hillbillies were trying to hop aboard the YT gravy train Amber is conducting. Why the fuck would anyone watch this shit? I get the freak show aspect of Hamber's videos but these are just two really unattractive gay guys with terrible personalities and incredibly dull lives. Why would anyone watch videos about their life? Are some people so alienated they've become desperate to watch the minutiae of the mundane lives of others?
DonaldChump
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Pretty much, yeah.
The Chantal thread is a socially isolated woman's descent into madness. Nothing to do and nobody to do anything with.
I mean it's not something you do for entertainment, it's one of those things where some people say "I put it on for background noise" kind of like music.
As a culture we are accustomed to constant stimulation on some level, whether it be food or anything else, I guess. If you want to quantify youtube as an experience, this would be youtube junk food. It's sold to consumers and simple people, no offense to simple people. Nobody asks to be born.
There was a study that showed people would rather shock themselves with that "wacky zany dare you to shock me" game, than be left alone with their thoughts.
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People watch Eric because he often (though it's becoming more infrequent) catches full body shots of AL or catchers her doing something cunty like hissing at Becky for eating coco puffs cereal. That's literally the only reason he has views, people hoping for a hippo sighting.
It's funny because Amber was actually the one who urged Eric to start vlogging. If I had to guess I'd say she did that because if he starts vlogging she doesn't feel like the lone weirdo in a group of four who is always filming. The videos from very early on when she first infiltrated their group were 10000000% cringe. She didn't fit in whatsoever. Now that Eric is an obnoxious vlogger too our gorl is in good company
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Eric's channel demograph transitioned from whale watchers, mixed with somehow-extant genuine fans, to people who want to hatewatch a mentally defective cakeboy who complains about being a kept man who sleeps til noon, and then laugh in the comment section. This thread itself is becoming an Eric Cooke cow thread (no objections here). I used to say Eric's YT career is fucked if he ever stops putting Amber in his vids but he's such a heinous dipshit that he has an allure all his own (to masochists like us, anyway). I was wrong!
Anyway, apropos of Amber pretending she ordered dominos in a blizzard just for a shitty salad, I bet Eric ate pizza and will be complaining about the gas pain it gives him.
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That summer susage and cheese is going to be fabulous for his post-surgery stomach.
I hope these two numb-nuts never adopt a kid. And Trixie's discomfort isn't hilarious.
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Looks like Dana got a haircut.
