Bless you, @Strine for taking on the second half of this. You are a gift, and your recaps are infinitely more entertaining than the source material.ETA: second half of video summary:
-Eric goes outside to lisp at the dogs. They're "juthh the adorbulithth thinth evur".
-Thrilling details about Eric's plans to brush his teeth
-Cut to loungeroom. Becky made some beautiful art at preschool that she gave to Eric. Gross burping that he could have edited out.
-Eric's characteristically shitty camerawork means a good screencap of the "art" was impossible, but here it is:
Becky has really gone in a new direction by badly tracing characters meant for 8yo children, maybe this is her "middle period", exemplified by the (stylistic, I assume) decision of giving the guy in black one arm three times as long as the other. Eric is kind enough to enumerate every single fucking character because surely everybody would be interested.
-"She made it for me, she didn't go out and buy it" you mean art dealers don't trade in anatomically incorrect Naruto drawings? It was really sweet of Becky to do this because it's not like she doodles cartoon characters all day and doesn't have a job or anything
-We revisit the toilet fiasco, in case your mental image of a talking llama straining to shit wasn't clear enough yet
-I'm in tho much pain
-Eric watched Kiki'th Dulivery Thervith and it's rully cute.
-Eric apologises for his hair (long overdue) in a gasping monologue like he's dying of emphysema.
-Eric shows his immense bravery by standing up and makes sure everybody knows about his terrible struggle
-He signs off with an extremely dull update on his eating habits
FIN
It's depressing to think that 1 or 2 torrid tents could buy decent art supplies. Then maybe Becky could improve (big maybe), but Amber would rather be a selfish bitch that doesn't even wear most of her clothing.
Forgot art supplies, Becky needs new clothes. Her clothes barely fit her now, she could get a mountain of walmart men's clothings for the 120 dollars it costs for Amber to get two too small dresses. It's telling when a bread winner is always buying nice clothes for themselves while their spouse wears tattered or ill fitting clothing. Sure Amber will throw her bone sometimes, but only because it looks good on camera. Becky's mannerism at those time when she asking for a piece of clothing in a vlog is one that says "I know I will be yelled at later."
That's interesting. I noticed in one of Amber's latest vlogs (yesterday, maybe? When she made Becky show off her "outfit of the day") that she made a special point to proclaim that Becky has such great clothes. It really stood out because she was wearing an ill-fitting Blink 182 tee, one of her ridiculous backwards snapbacks and a pair of skinny jeans she outgrew at least 30 lbs ago.
No one cares about Becky.
Amber wants Becky to look like a rètarded teenage boy so she can be the """"pretty"""" one.
On behalf of all straight males, the lesbians shall keep this one.
Not just men, Saudi men.
This is going to be a little creepy but I laughed hard enough I feel like sharing.
Google Analytics reports on where traffic is coming from on the Internet, what they're looking at, and where they're physically from.
Someone from YTT is looking at this thread from the fucking capital of Saudi Arabia and I can only imagine them going "This is haram. This is all haram."
(P.S. Almost every website utilizes this technology and if that bothers you, get a VPN.)
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