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Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.
- Thread starter Broken Pussy
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oh heeeeeeeeell no, she died? 
Keyboard Warrior
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I don't know. Amberlynn's accent changes with the seasons. And by seasons, I mean girlfriends.
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Do Eric and Ricky have any friends?
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I don't know. Amberlynn's accent changes with the seasons. And by seasons, I mean girlfriends.
I want to see her date a big black woman and take on that accent and inflection. But there's no way a black woman would get within 10 feet of her.
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‘Oh HELL NAW honey boe boe!’
‘Mhmmmmm-HMM! Dat chicken taste gooooood yoooo’
‘Get’cho ass over there we need to drive to Walmart and get some munchies yo!’
I’m sorry.
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I mean, she's already halfway there. That's where her slang and accent comes from originally: Fags on drag race. The black gays appropriate the behavior of females in their community (black women) and this then spreads to all color of gays. Watch Paris Is Burning.
You can :autism: me all you want, it's still true
You can :autism: me all you want, it's still true
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Their only friend seems to be Becky who is dumb enough not to die of boredom if she hears Eric talking. Hanging out with a mumbling thumbslug and Empress Oink would put off any other friends they had anyway.
"Would you guys like to come to dinner with two massively obese dykes? The one in the hat mostly talks about dead relatives and cartoons meant for 9-year-olds, and the one who wears dressing gowns as bolero jackets mostly just eats and screeches. Eric is hoping to solve the maze on the side of his Happy Meal this time. Hope to see you there"
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Yes they do, you could see them in the pictures of the Halloween party. They are Becky's kinfolk.
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God she still has that hair do. Such a sped look.
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She's still the best looking of Amber's girlfriends. 
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It's sad but true. When you line them all up it just gets more pitiful as you go down the line and fatter.She's still the best looking of Amber's girlfriends.
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I've never gone that far back in time to watch the progression but... basically. Al gets fatter and more incapable, so she has to find increasingly dumb and desperate people.. Colour me surprised.
At this point can we all agree Amber only dates people out of the fact she has to at least subconsciously realize with out a caretaker, she'd likely have died alone, stuck some where in an apartment? I really think this is why she isn't single, she seems candidly happier as a single person who could just only have people involved when it suits her narrative..
Except she physically can no longer live alone. If you leave her in a room with the door shut and no phone. No one would know except you. I mean hell after the Scooter incident, do you think she any longer has mobility enough to get off the floor and open a door?
At this point can we all agree Amber only dates people out of the fact she has to at least subconsciously realize with out a caretaker, she'd likely have died alone, stuck some where in an apartment? I really think this is why she isn't single, she seems candidly happier as a single person who could just only have people involved when it suits her narrative..
Except she physically can no longer live alone. If you leave her in a room with the door shut and no phone. No one would know except you. I mean hell after the Scooter incident, do you think she any longer has mobility enough to get off the floor and open a door?
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She'd probably look better with a different hair do and some makeup- but she's had that hair cut since a child so she'll have it till she dies. Is she throwing some shade at AL showing she has the better scooter?
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I remember Eric and Rickie saying that Rickie was the top. People were commenting how it's unfortunate he has to slaughter chickens all day and then come home and fuck his boyfriend. Also people are now pulling out of thin air that Rickie has cognitive difficulties because of a bad car accident!? I would love receipts for any of this. It all seems like pure conjecture.
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People in Erics comment section are really hilarious. They are all competing on who had the most invasive surgery, its hysterical how these women act.
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Yes, brain damage. No but seriously, the only people I've known that repeated themselves in the way Eric does were elderly (who have brain deterioration) or had brain damage. He's also dumb as a box of rocks so it could be that. It's almost like he's trying to explain something very simple but in a complicated repetitive way because he's not used to being listened to or has been around people even dumber than he is. Can you imagine? Being Eric and being the smart one in your family?
Agreed. It's still weird to me to see someone like Zachary Michael use "y'all" when he's from Illinois.
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Lord I thought Eric pre-surgery was whiny; post surgery I want to punch him in his face repeatedly. He had gall bladder surgery for Christ sake, it's not that bad, it's a minor surgery. And why the hell is he having to do a breathing treatment???? He had MINOR surgery!
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I don't know where he is from in Illinois but my friend is from the part near St. Louis and those people are bumpkin af. Her family is a bunch of redneck famers.
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Jesus Christ it was gallbladder removal surgery - buck up you pussy. It wasn't anything major.