Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Gorl.

The only time I've seen Eric physically light one of those candles was when Amber was camped in their room to play Mario Something (sprawled out like a beached whale on the ottoman from the living room that someone dragged into Eric/Rickie's bedroom because the fags actually have a bed frame that she'd destroy)
 
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Who the hell does Mumbles think he's making these videos for? He's painfully boring and doesn't even have Big Al's sideshow freak appeal. Betcha he rewatches all his vids and giggles about how cute and clever he is......

That was a mighty big brekkie, haven't heard about them going to the gym in a while.....guess that's littering up the wayside along with all of Al's "diets".
 
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xenomorph said:
You thought AL's was bad with the bags, Eric has candles..the fuck does this poodle haired lookin motherfucker need with more candles, he already has a wall full of them.
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Hoooly shit. B&BW candles cost 24,50$ for one. Even with some kind of deal it's so expensive for only 45 hours of fragrance. And if Eric was such a candles connaisseur he would know that there are so many better and cheaper companies.
 
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marjoram said:
Who the hell does Mumbles think he's making these videos for? He's painfully boring and doesn't even have Big Al's sideshow freak appeal. Betcha he rewatches all his vids and giggles about how cute and clever he is......

That was a mighty big brekkie, haven't heard about them going to the gym in a while.....guess that's littering up the wayside along with all of Al's "diets".
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Eric has made no effort to conceal his high opinion of himself. He probably considers his vlogs highly entertaining, and assumes everybody wants to hear him explain obvious things five times in monotone. Just for fun, here's an objective list of reasons why his vlogs are shit:
  1. He is never succinct about anything, ever. No matter how dull and trivial the topic, we have to hear about it for several minutes, without any new information being introduced, with the same wording over and over, in monotone.
  2. He frequently makes them just to whine about something because he has a persecution complex (see 1)
  3. He will cut out things that might be halfway interesting but leave in a 5-minute explanation of how to apply shampoo (see 1)
  4. He greatly overestimates the viewer's interest in himself (see 1)
  5. No clear time frame, since he only turns the camera on when he wants to bleat about something (see 1)
  6. His life is unbelievably dull and he's too dumb to realise it makes for an uninteresting subject (see 1)
 
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Here you go!

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in the video where rickie talks about coming out, he calls himself 'super queeny' and I was like ??? because he doesn't strike me as effeminate at all, but if that's still his internal image of himself then...I get it. he also said his sister said 'well, i've always wanted a sister' and I can kinda understand that now too
 
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Strine said:
Eric has made no effort to conceal his high opinion of himself. He probably considers his vlogs highly entertaining, and assumes everybody wants to hear him explain obvious things five times in monotone. Just for fun, here's an objective list of reasons why his vlogs are shit:
  1. He is never succinct about anything, ever. No matter how dull and trivial the topic, we have to hear about it for several minutes, without any new information being introduced, with the same wording over and over, in monotone.
  2. He frequently makes them just to whine about something because he has a persecution complex (see 1)
  3. He will cut out things that might be halfway interesting but leave in a 5-minute explanation of how to apply shampoo (see 1)
  4. He greatly overestimates the viewer's interest in himself (see 1)
  5. No clear time frame, since he only turns the camera on when he wants to bleat about something (see 1)
  6. His life is unbelievably dull and he's too dumb to realise it makes for an uninteresting subject (see 1)
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I'd rather watch Becky's paranormal stories than Eric's snore-fest vlogs. I'm convinced there has to be something wrong with him deeper than just anxiety. The way he repeats himself and lingers on the most mundane topics isn't natural. Maybe he's just an unbearably boring person, but it takes actual effort to be as boring as Eric. I remember him saying that he has to take testosterone, so maybe that's why he's so lethargic in his videos.

I think someone's mentioned this, but if he likes Bath and Body Works so much, why doesn't he just work there? It's the perfect environment for him and he could actually do something with his pathetic life.
 
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Tampon Head said:
I'd rather watch Becky's paranormal stories than Eric's snore-fest vlogs. I'm convinced there has to be something wrong with him deeper than just anxiety. The way he repeats himself and lingers on the most mundane topics isn't natural. Maybe he's just an unbearably boring person, but it takes actual effort to be as boring as Eric. I remember him saying that he has to take testosterone, so maybe that's why he's so lethargic in his videos.

I think someone's mentioned this, but if he likes Bath and Body Works so much, why doesn't he just work there? It's the perfect environment for him and he could actually do something with his pathetic life.
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There is literally no evidence of Eric's "anxiety" that cannot be more easily attributed to laziness, and low testosterone doesn't make you unbearably and unbelievably dull. I agree, something seems to be wrong with his brain. I think I heard he's on the autism spectrum, but again, that doesn't sufficiently account for his behaviour.

P.S. by the standards of rural Kentucky, Rickie is pretty queeny, but Eric is so effeminate that I'm not even sure if Rickie counts as gay for being attracted to "him".
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
I met someone yesterday who sounded exactly like Eric. I was fascinated by it. Just this awful, awful gay southern accent. Also, why does Eric have a southern accent when he grew up in Michigan? Isn't your accent basically static after a certain point?
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He doesn't really. It's mostly a Valley Girl fagcent coming out of the body of a mulatto dwarf from the Midwest. He sometimes uses -isms from Southern white trash because his husband and pet thumb both have actual Southern accents.
 
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I really hate being Mad on the Internet™ but it's unbelievably frustrating how lazy and entitled Eric comes across in his videos. Such a perpetual child over everything.
He should just revamp the channel and film Chef Rickie cooking. He could call it "Rickie Cook(e)s." At least it'll be entertaining content and a fun play on his last name.
 
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parallelogram said:
I really hate being Mad on the Internet™ but it's unbelievably frustrating how lazy and entitled Eric comes across in his videos. Such a perpetual child over everything.
He should just revamp the channel and film Chef Rickie cooking. He could call it "Rickie Cook(e)s." At least it'll be entertaining content and a fun play on his last name.
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I bet you anything he is going to be a bellowing speshul qween now that he had a surgery today.
I hope Rickie has laid out the red carpet for Miss Princess
 
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parallelogram said:
I really hate being Mad on the Internet™ but it's unbelievably frustrating how lazy and entitled Eric comes across in his videos. Such a perpetual child over everything.
He should just revamp the channel and film Chef Rickie cooking. He could call it "Rickie Cook(e)s." At least it'll be entertaining content and a fun play on his last name.
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I can't stand Eric's videos, they're so intensely boring to the point where even as background noise they are grating, but if he filmed Rickie a la Auntie Fee (RIP) style, that would be so fun. This is a great idea.
 
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