Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Guardsman42]

Alot of surgeons use old school staples because they're actually safer.

Like he had surgery in an area where an infection would be seriously bad news, so surgical staples are quick, clean, and safer then dissolving in that situation. That said? Whiney fucking muppet. I'd rather have staples pulled out. You normally don't really know they do it unless they had to staple on a pressure point or you end up bleeding after they pull them. Which sucks, first hand experience there. Nothing like deciding you want to stop quick and grab some gatorade and the cashier asks if you know you were bleeding.

Also the fuck? 100 staples for self harm my ass. If you had that many staples in you, that's like a self harm situation covering a few feet I bet.

 

[Strine]

Amber gorl, I've heard of trumpet sleeves, but I don't know where you sourced tuba sleeves.

I said something about this the other day but Eric's comment section used to be gormless NPCs leaving mostly nice comments. You'd get the odd one like "please show Rickie and not yourself" but it was basically neutral-to-positive. Now, though, nearly every comment is (quite rightly) enquiring as to which gods Rickie angered to be shackled in wedlock to a pile of homosexual dryer lint that a cruel enchantress cursed with life and bowel problems. I don't approve of this cow-tipping but we all know that we here are a minority of Amber's adoring fanbase, and normies on YT have no scruples about slinging vituperation at someone who, though deserving of it, is no longer observable in true candidness as a result. I think this influx of mean gorls is because of Haydur Nation YT "personalities" making moolah from the moocow and the homosexual sheep in the same paddock being roped into the rodeo. Here's an instructional Type 2 alphabeetus:

AmBaby's Callow D-list E-Fame Got Her Into Jeopardy, Knowledge Likewise Meaning Nobodies Of Pungent Queerness, Residentially Stuck Together, Unearth Vexatious Women Xenographising Youtube Zealously.

 

[marjoram]

Are those...bug bites on Big Al's left forearm??

Also- it looks like the Thumb's blood pressure is about to blow that so cool snapback right off her pointy little head. Her face matches her jacket.

 

[Sparkletor]

Lots of Amber in this one and Eric generously decided to show us several times what Amber conveniently neglected to in her snaps, her dainty meal at Becky's b-day fiesta. Which unlike everyone else at the table required 2 plates:
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Bless his bitchy little heart.

My dietician suggested that when eating out I only eat half and save the other half for later. So I got two plates worth of food.

 

[Guardsman42]

Vlogmas day 11 is up.
Lots of Amber in this one and Eric generously decided to show us several times what Amber conveniently neglected to in her snaps, her dainty meal at Becky's b-day fiesta. Which unlike everyone else at the table required 2 plates:
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Bless his bitchy little heart.

Be warned: if you choose to watch this video, the Vine reference-to-normal-conversation ratio has reached nearly intolerable levels.

I'm just going to guess based off the places around me she ordered the Fajitas for two kinda deal or some thing. Though the rice/bean portion would be off for two people. Unless it was like Ala Carte?

If some one provides me the name of where they went I guess I'll just go over their menu and try to figure it out.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I'm just going to guess based off the places around me she ordered the Fajitas for two kinda deal or some thing. Though the rice/bean portion would be off for two people. Unless it was like Ala Carte?

If some one provides me the name of where they went I guess I'll just go over their menu and try to figure it out.

I believe it is Casa Grande.

 

[Guardsman42]

I believe it is Casa Grande.

If it is, they do offer double portions on their Fajitas.

Pretty normal menu with some regional food on it. <Fried Pickles. Which in their defense, are awesome.> But Yah, pretty sure Amber ordered a double or holy hell is that place good for the money. It looks like she only got chicken, but if any one has better vision and can ID any thing else I'm just curious how much she spent on her self vs every one else's meals now. Either way I bet with her apps, drink, and main course, at least 30, and no leftovers for home.

Damn, I want some tex-mex now.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Vlogmas day 11 is up.
Lots of Amber in this one and Eric generously decided to show us several times what Amber conveniently neglected to in her snaps, her dainty meal at Becky's b-day fiesta. Which unlike everyone else at the table required 2 plates:
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Bless his bitchy little heart.

Be warned: if you choose to watch this video, the Vine reference-to-normal-conversation ratio has reached nearly intolerable levels.

4 people sitting at a table for 6 because one is the size of a dumptruck #lifehacks

 

[TwatWaffle]

Did the beanbags in Florida breakup? This snap was over "Grateful for my ex"....

 

[Twinkie]

Doubt it. That could also mean she can't relate because she's in a relationship.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Doubt it. That could also mean she can't relate because she's in a relationship.

And she has zero reason to be grateful for her ex.

 

[Masta]

I watched a few minutes, but I tapped out.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Scaring small children is super hilarious. And harping on Ricky for his hair is rich considering Eric has a Kentucky Fried Poodle on his head that's been festering in the summer heat for about a week.

:late:Is Eric mildly retarded or maybe his mom dropped him on the head when he was young? I thought his mumbling and repeat sentences were due to being boring and trying to stretch the video out. Now I'm convinced he's impaired somehow

 

[Xenomorph]

I watched a few minutes, but I tapped out.

This whole fucking house is enamored with death and shit. And what is with AL hiding under a blanket on her phone, sounds like some suspect shit to me.

Did the blanket smell like cigarettes and cinnamon bears?!

 

[marjoram]

Mumbles can't mumble the word "persimmon".

Also spends 5 minutes rephrasing the fact that his sister gave him an old blanket of his mother's.

Deathly dull, shouldn't be watched by anyone...

 

[Xenomorph]

Mumbles can't mumble the word "persimmon".

Also spends 5 minutes rephrasing the fact that his sister gave him an old blanket of his mother's.

Deathly dull, shouldn't be watched by anyone...

I think his brother in law doesnt like teh gays.

I do not see Eric hanging out with his sister too much longer.

 

[plastic holic]

I watched a few minutes, but I tapped out.

The poor kid fucking hid behind a couch oh my god

 

[marjoram]

Noticed that myself....the guy hasn't said so much as boo on camera. Shy or just a normal person who finds Mumbles stupid and obnoxious????

Doesn't seem like the sister is too thrilled with them either. I can pretty much guarantee they're bolth sick to death hearing about Mumble's super special and horrifically painful surgery....

 

[Xenomorph]

Noticed that myself....the guy hasn't said so much as boo on camera. Shy or just a normal person who finds Mumbles stupid and obnoxious????

Doesn't seem like the sister is too thrilled with them either. I can pretty much guarantee they're bolth sick to death hearing about Mumble's super special and horrifically painful surgery....

I love how Rickie was the one to even get this to happen and yet Eric has the balls to roast him every chance he gets, he is so ungrateful.

Rickie does everything for this guy and he just offers nothing to this relationship, him and AL are exactly alike.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I watched a few minutes, but I tapped out.

Maybe I'm interpreting the story Eric relayed the wrong way (starting around 13:30), but did Amber not come off as pretty cuntish? Like in her usual self-absorbed way, she thoughtlessly shit on something that clearly meant a lot to him.

Obviously he's also self-absorbed and continuously rambles on and moans about weird, mundane shit all day, so I imagine it's hard to take him too seriously.
But he specifically trotted out that blanket to show Amber because he was so excited and emotional about having this item from his dead mom... and her immediate reaction was "I wouldn't even want to touch it". Believe it or not Amber, not everything is about you. Especially when your testosterone-challenged "best friend" is all weepy about receiving a sentimental gift.

Interesting that he chose to tell this particular story. Just another hint that Amber doesn't really fit in with this crew. We all know Becky, with her dead-relative obsession and love of old dingy blankets that "smell like home" immediately understood and bonded with him over this.