Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Lesbian Sleepover]

It's very traumatic for those involved -- Becky just wants to be able to say she has a girlfriend and Amber needs help to recover from issues that she will never receive.

With this failed relationship, AmberLynn will further push her core demo away a bit. Enough to make a financial impact.

 

[Gunslinger]

So, because AL stopped her vlogmas, then Eric has to do the same?


Eric, is such a little bitch.

Where did he say this? I don't remember it being in his vlog.

It felt to me when I was watching the interaction at Mellow Mushroom that the dynamic of the Big Gay House had changed. Did anyone else get that feeling? Becky definitely seemed aggitated. I think Amber really fucked up blaming Eric, Rickie, and Becky for her weight gain. The three of them were already close but now she's sort of created a 'Me vs Them' situation which could drive a wedge between her and Becky. Maybe that's what she's trying to do, consciously or unconsciously. I'm sure Amber is miserable since she can no longer go shopping and going out to eat is increasingly becoming a problem (and those are her only hobbies) but she should really be more careful about the shit she says. She can't take care of herself--hell, she can't even walk to get another scooter when hers breaks down. How is she gonna get by without Becky to take care of her?

 

[ADHD]

She needs to learn to roll so she would have a chance to move out on her own.

Imagine we would beam her to a new apartment in Lexington and she would be on her own now.

Now what?

She’s fucked without learning to roll like a boulder.

If nothing else, she'd lose some weight until she figured things out.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Eric's Vlogmas Day 10, in which:

• Eric shows us the dogs pooping
• Complains that Autumn is too short
• Eric and Becky run errands which include paying off his loan (for wax melts? Vidya games? Who knows), reciting Vines, and going to the vets for flea medicine, because:
• Holy shit they are STILL dealing with fleas, y'all! Rickie also informs us he's allergic to fleas and would rather deal with the dogs shitting in the house than this nightmare. (Amber is surely doing her part and treating her pets! Those fleas just must be appearing out of the thin air, you guize!)
  
• Rickie washes the dog with dishsoap while Eric watches
• Eric has a dr. appointment to get his staples out. He asked "Becky's nephew's wife" about it who told him it feels good "whenever they get removed", but his sister told him it hurts, so he is anxious.
• Eric rambles on about how hard it is to shower with with staples in.
• Lots of gallbladder talk. Informs us he's still constipated and his stomach hurts.
• In about a week, Eric is "going to see" how his body responds to cheese, despite having had an entire pizza yesterday.
• Shows us his scars. Lets us know "because we were probably wondering" that it didn't really hurt, but didn't feel good when the staples came out.

And the comment section was fun as usual:

Mindnumbing as always, but he's still doing Vlogmas which is more than I can say for Big Al.
Speaking of which, Al mentioned that tonight is Becky's birthday celebration with the roommates. Hopefully Eric will grow a pair and refuse to let Amberlynn bully him out of vlogging this.

 

[Xenomorph]

Eric's Vlogmas Day 10, in which:

• Eric shows us the dogs pooping
• Complains that Autumn is too short
• Eric and Becky run errands which include paying off his loan (for wax melts? Vidya games? Who knows), reciting Vines, and going to the vets for flea medicine, because:
• Holy shit they are STILL dealing with fleas, y'all! Rickie also informs us he's allergic to fleas and would rather deal with the dogs shitting in the house than this nightmare. (Amber is surely doing her part and treating her pets! Those fleas just must be appearing out of the thin air, you guize!)
  
• Rickie washes the dog with dishsoap while Eric watches
• Eric has a dr. appointment to get his staples out. He asked "Becky's nephew's wife" about it who told him it feels good "whenever they get removed", but his sister told him it hurts, so he is anxious.
• Eric rambles on about how hard it is to shower with with staples in.
• Lots of gallbladder talk. Informs us he's still constipated and his stomach hurts.
• In about a week, Eric is "going to see" how his body responds to cheese, despite having had an entire pizza yesterday.
• Shows us his scars. Lets us know "because we were probably wondering" that it didn't really hurt, but didn't feel good when the staples came out.

And the comment section was fun as usual:
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Mindnumbing as always, but he's still doing Vlogmas which is more than I can say for Big Al.
Speaking of which, Al mentioned that tonight is Becky's birthday celebration with the roommates. Hopefully Eric will grow a pair and refuse to let Amberlynn bully him out of vlogging this.

Fucking fleas again, I knew they didn't properly clean that fucking house and all the animals.

Fuck AL.

 

[marjoram]

Awwww, poor Mumbles can't poop. May I recommend a big bag of sugar free haribo gummi bears? I hear those will gently ease the process.....

And- how can these brainless wonders hope to control fleas by bathing one dog?? Twinks and the cats must be crawling with them. And that bed....Gag.

 

[Xenomorph]

So was this really dec 10th? If so he is behind and I thought he said no vlogs going forward?

So this is before AL decided to post that vid with her being cunty and blaming the whole fag shanty for her issues

 

[marjoram]

This was filmed yesterday (dec.14). Mumbles mentions this at the beginning of his endless blather about getting his staples out.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I zoned out halfway thru. All I heard before that was bitch N moan. Why did they staple him? :powerlevel:I had dissolvable stitches. That doesn't look like a wound(s) that needs staples.

 

[Xenomorph]

I zoned out halfway thru. All I heard before that was bitch N moan. Why did they staple him? :powerlevel:I had dissolvable stitches. That doesn't look like a wound(s) that needs staples.

Ole Tucky can't afford dem der fancy dissolvable stitches now

 

[Malibougie]

Good god, how do they still have fleas?! They have a carpetless house right? That’s so mean of AL to not dip her dog and cats. Fleas are annoying to humans, but unbearable for animals. Also, they sell flea shampoo at Walmart. Won’t dish soap strip the skin of all of the oils to keep their skin from getting dry? Great itchy from dry skin and fleas. Nice.

I remember AL having red flea marks in one of her vlogs. I can’t remember now, but people were guessing what they were. Where were they? Arms, chest, face? Her floor mattress needs to be bombed. So, so gross. I can forgive animals for getting fleas, but not AL for having fleas. :islamic: They probably lay eggs in her folds. Wouldn’t be surprised if there is lice in the house too.

 

[marjoram]

Big Al is the preferred breeding ground for all manner of creepy crawlies.....this is probably one of the few times a human gave fleas to the pets....

 

[Turd Blossom]

Oh Christ. Here we go again.

(In comments under Eric's latest vlog)

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Why did they staple him? :powerlevel:I had dissolvable stitches.

In this case, it's most likely the surgeon's preference.

 

[Twinkie]

Oh Christ. Here we go again.
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(In comments under Eric's latest vlog)

That girl is such a fucking loser, I swear. You know those comments you see on ALR vids that say stuff like "You haydurs just have miserable lives, that's why you haaaaaaaaaatin!" I don't believe that applies to most people who watch fat AL, but Pennywise is one of those who I fully believe it applies to. Look at this cow

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

awww man, I liked Pennywise, now I don't.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

In this case, it's most likely the surgeon's preference.

You mean to tell me this lazzy asshole had a lazy surgeon? Irony.

 

[raritycunt]

That girl is such a fucking loser, I swear. You know those comments you see on ALR vids that say stuff like "You haydurs just have miserable lives, that's why you haaaaaaaaaatin!" I don't believe that applies to most people who watch fat AL, but Pennywise is one of those who I fully believe it applies to. Look at this cow

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Pennywise spends WAY too much time thinking of lengthy, powerlevel type comments to post - and its not even just one, its usually 3 or 4 in a row.

 

[Tiamat]

Is it really that hard to just go to Wal-Mart and buy flea shampoo? It's not like they never go there.

 

[My Fatness Pal]

(deleted brilliant theory that flea footage was old footage from September. Tacky Christmas potholders, McCafe from previous Vlogmas grocery haul, and Ricky's fresh Proud Boy haircut point to this indeed being current.)

The onset of Fleagate was traced back to Big AL by way of Twinkie and coincided with a brief YT break b/c "dealing with some things." Their resurgence and any sort of blame her way from *enabling* housemates could have exhausted her aggressive defensiveness that's already pushed to the max by haydurs, dietitians, doctors, enablers, fucking Becky, and fucking Becky's stupid birthday. It's Big AL against the world y'all.